Happy Memorial Day Weekend: The Lindsay Lohan DUI Is Here

May 26th, 2007 by Evil Beet


DUI Lindsay Lohan

Yup.

The DUI five years in the making finally made its long-delayed debut on the very quietest of news days. Lindsay Lohan ran her Mercedes into a curb on Sunset early Saturday morning. There were two other passengers in the car at the time, and they were both taken — along with Lindsay — to a hospital to be treated for minor injuries, but only after Linds was cited on suspicion of DUI. She was released so that she could be taken to the hospital. I think, unfortunately, this means no mug shot.

Lohan will have to appear in court to answer the citation. I smell another stint in rehab.

Happy Memorial Day weekend, kids!


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5 Responses to “Happy Memorial Day Weekend: The Lindsay Lohan DUI Is Here”

  1. Alix says:

    Going to rehab is so 2 years ago…

    Now the cool thing for celebs to do is get DUIs.

    Classy!

  2. agnes says:

    I just can’t wait til the cool thing to do is roll around in your wheelchair because you’re a quadriplegic because you crashed your car because you drove drunk.
    Can’t hardly wait!!!!!

  3. dodi says:

    follow what happen to prinsis diana &you know the truth

  4. LAMO! says:

    DUI= Drinkinganddriving Until Ikillmyself

  5. You Know Who says:

    Duh, I can tie my own shoes . . . duh.

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