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Oh Hayden.. Why?

May 25th, 2007 by Spiteful Lars


I think Hayden Panettiere might have been typecast on Heroes. Why? She played a cheerleader before, in a movie never seen by human eyes. See for yourself as she attempts to “crump” in the uber-terrible straight to DVD Bring it On: All or Nothing.

My guess is you won’t make it through this entire clip. It’s waaaaaay too awful. Seriously.


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12 Responses to “Oh Hayden.. Why?”

  1. Evil Beet Says:
    May 25th, 2007 at 7:12 am

    OH MY GOD IT HURTS

  2. Daniele Says:
    May 25th, 2007 at 7:33 am

    Yeah….you hit the nail on the head. I couldn’t finish it…it was too horrible. I now officially hate everyone that had anything to ever do with this movie.

  3. Cindylover1969 Says:
    May 25th, 2007 at 10:10 am

    I managed to get through it, thanks to my long-standing desire to bang Hayden until one or the other or both of us scream for mercy.

  4. Jess Says:
    May 25th, 2007 at 10:28 am

    I had to watch it with the sound off - I wonder if that made it more or less awkward? Somehow I think less.

  5. Evil Beet Says:
    May 25th, 2007 at 10:28 am

    Long-standing? She’s 17. When did this desire begin?

    ;)

  6. Persistent Cat Says:
    May 25th, 2007 at 4:47 pm

    Mon dieu, that was terrible. You were right, I couldn’t finish it. I didn’t think it’d be that bad. That was just embarrassing for all, especially the grunts. Anyone think her stunt double was Chris Kattan?

  7. bla Says:
    May 25th, 2007 at 6:25 pm

    omg dat was just…eeehhh..

  8. froggy04 Says:
    May 25th, 2007 at 8:31 pm

    I listened with the sound off as well…..I think doing that helps immensely to see the sheer ridiculousness out till the end of the clip. Stunningly horrible moves!

  9. Rachel Says:
    May 26th, 2007 at 4:18 am

    Oh god…im quite scared for my life

  10. amanda Says:
    May 26th, 2007 at 10:26 am

    i thought i’d be able to get thru it, since i liked the first movie so much, how bad could the second one really be???

    well, if it’s a tenth as bad as that clip - i’m officially terrified.

    so - is that considered choreography???

  11. Angela in the States Says:
    May 27th, 2007 at 3:44 am

    Someone actually wrote that scene and had it choreographed. WTF??

  12. solidgold Says:
    May 27th, 2007 at 8:43 am

    Those black girls that really can dance were probably laughing til they pissed their pants at her!!!!!

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