Hey Look, Guys, It’s Dita Von Teese’s Vagina!

May 20th, 2007 by Evil Beet


Dita Von Teese Crotch Shot

Hooray, vagina!

Uncensored version after the jump.

Crotch Shot of Dita Von Teese


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242 Responses to “Hey Look, Guys, It’s Dita Von Teese’s Vagina!”

  1. I don’t know why, but that makes me so fucking horny! P.S. I’m a girl

  2. Like cutie, I wanna make love to her in my own bed!

  3. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh VanessaHudgens I wanna make luv to you to! You sexy bitch you!

  4. I had sex wit a dog and liked it. Actually I loved it!

  5. Wanna Sex Out? says:

    Virgin, go to girldressup.net, sign up and PM GirlRock. It’s me ready for lezzie sex.

  6. sunflower says:

    dont you get cold nasty hore open your legs more little bitch so they get a better shot next time

  7. Mari says:

    “I think Marilyn Manson hand-stitched it closed before he left her…”

    I’m sorry but I actually laughed out loud on that comment.

    Sadly, it’s just a thong. No big deal. She shows it to everyone. Like people have been saying, shes no beter than the blonde versons.

    I do want to say I hate how the media is making her out to be the victem when it comes to Marilyn. They dated 7 years and then suddenly a year after she divorces him on his birthday no less, moved out of their house taking half his shit, is fighting legally for more money and is suddenly doing all thease model gigs and spokes woman for wonder bra?

    Starfucker much?

  8. Anonymous says:

    ok, at least she looks good when walking out and flashing her puss. All those other girls looks like crap, but Dita is glamorous. Not everyone needs a fake tan to look good.

    Its the bottom of a shoe, you walk on them, what do you expect it to look like?

  9. horny one says:

    omg this ldy is so wrong next time wear undies

  10. horny one says:

    i mean it she should be the horny one

  11. francis says:

    dude, seriouslly, i don’t understand what all you guys are bitching about!!! this is probably the only change that you all will see a pussy, and even a beautiful woman like her!!!

    stop bitching about it and try to get yer own…

    all i know is that i would fuck her brains out… not even without one hesitation!!

    i just guess that things are different in europe! Men here are real men who don’t bitch about pussy on the internet but just try to fuck it…

  12. NATALIE says:

    WHAT R U GUYS TALKING ABOUT SHE IS UGLY

  13. Anonymous Says: says:

    Time for a new pair of prostitute shoes bitch

  14. Anonymous Says: says:

    YOUR RIGHT SHE’S BUTT UGLY

  15. muddi says:

    she is a ewal slut with hair line vagina i love to suck such vagina

  16. alby says:

    really nice want 2 fuck her

  17. geile donder says:

    i wanna fack her!!!

  18. princess hol says:

    omg!!!!
    ppl r so fukin sad to say all tht shit like shes live every1 else because shes not she does her job so much better she creted her beauty herself unlike other whores .
    she has beautiful skin
    shes very talented.
    an thts not evev her hair below because shes a natrual blonde
    and like it wud b tht black an like tht it wasnt cut by fukin edward sicsor hands u jackassses =P
    an shes prob gettin her moneys worth on thm shoes shes not like other celebs wear sumfin 4 1 day then dispose it .
    shes the onli pretty american i fink not like all the other fukin hoe american girls :P

  19. Anonymous says:

    Obviously alot of you people don’t realise that Dita is who she is. She is a work of bloody art for christs sake….

  20. killerMAN says:

    WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!!!!!!!!!!

  21. AndyAudit says:

    That’s not Dita…..

  22. AndyAudit says:

    oh I almost forgot, you are all morons.

  23. Paper rose man says:

    Oh my good”!!!, what is this realy picture”?!!
    I like this lady, full of rockabilady style,!!!
    xoxo,——-

  24. kodapup says:

    wat in the world is that black thing?!?!?!?1

  25. lam says:

    fuck you

  26. she says:

    if you haven’t noticed dita has on a thong or g-string if you will.which basically means she has on under wear,not a full pair of panties but they’re still under wear.so technically she’s not commando.

  27. duvessa says:

    I love Dita. I think she is fabulous and totally appreciate her whole look. that said, those of you saying she is more natural than other hollywood types need to wake the fuck up! Dita wears *full* body make-up to make her skin appear more pale. No, she’s not a bleached blonde, she’s a natural blonde…so her hair is indeed processed like everyone else’s, it’s just a different color. And those breasts, yes my friends, those are implants.

  28. DivaGeek says:

    Nevermind. I found it. Haha! That doesn’t even look real..

  29. DivaGeek says:

    She obviously LOVE’s those shoes. She’s worn the crap out of them. Bummer.

  30. Anonymous says:

    The person who posted saying that the black thing is her pubic hair, has obviously never seen woman’s private parts before. It’s a thong, for god’s sake!
    Dita is wonderful and I absolutely adore her perfect, pale, creamy skin. Lovely.

  31. Thauan says:

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    call me noww
    PLEASE
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  32. Emily says:

    “wat in the world is that black thing?!?!?!?1″
    I beleive it is a G-string.

    and this isnt anything special, she’s a burlesque dancer, (for all you retards out there that means she is famous through striptease)

    if you’re a tosser and want to see better pictures of her in a thong all you have to do is google her name! jesus!

  33. JP says:

    hhhhoooottttt!!!!!1

  34. sink..:) says:

    holly shit, that’s fucking sexy!!! with pair of shoes, holly shit shoes…..
    totally yacky and old….. i think u have to spean more money on your shoes i think……i think u have enough to buy, more than one pair of shoes.. don’t u?????

  35. jerker says:

    nice

  36. Jae says:

    Who cares if she’s pale. She’s gorgeous and she’s goth so it’s her thing. I’d like to see some risque pictures of all of you. Til you can compare, you might as well respect her because obviously she isn’t doing too badly in life so far. Dumping Manson was probably the best thing that could happen to her. He’s a great musician but as a husband… I’d rather become a nun… or just die, either way! Haha.

  37. DJ says:

    There are really some illiterate people commenting on this Web site. Zeeky Boy, if simply looking at a vagina makes you that horny, you’re definitely a virgin– which is pathetic. She actually appears to have on a thong. Some of you people need to get a grip.

  38. michelle says:

    She IS one of THE most beautifulest most gorgeous people that are famous.

  39. anna says:

    i think every woman that’s ever looked at this site needs to pick up the book “cunt” by inga muscio.

    because if you didn’t love yourself before that book, you’re sure as hell love it afterword.

    and no more of this “vagina” crap. it means a sheath for a sword and that’s not all i’m made for. i’m a cunt.

    ain’t got no vagina.

  40. Anonymous says:

    Fine art

  41. sergio gaspar says:

    uau que vagina linda

  42. Anonymous says:

    LMFAO =P
    To whom it may concern – You should be careful of what you say, you never know, they might find out who YOU really are and sell your ANONYMOUS remarks to the world…you’d be the ones shamed. =O

    Anyone not enjoying these pics (&/or bizarre remarks)…you shouldn’t make yourselves suffer any longer….leave already! Go together….maybe find a place to chat and resolve your own issues, shortcomings and faults.

    I’ve observed that all the negative remarks are the exact same.
    Pretty lame!

    To all the people with their own opinions and thoughts – stay true!
    & thanks for the good reading ;P

  43. LuvDita says:

    .ezily.bank!Shut up!!!!!Dita is soooo sexy!!!!!

  44. BRO says:

    CAN I tOUCH. have u menopause.there is hair at your vagina

  45. big boy says:

    u can’t even see the damn thing , brather’s i prefer wide open, and that thing is leshhhhhh,daing

  46. big balls says:

    fuck you beet

  47. Kat says:

    As several have said before, the black line is in fact a thong and anyone who has ever worn one would know how it rides up. Naturally those of you who have never seen a vagina before, or a beautful woman for that matter, would be ‘appalled’ because you’re jealous. People like you are the ones that will crouch down in public to try and stick camera lenses up women’s skirts to take demeaning pictures like the second photo in the first place. For those who don’t know, the bottoms of shoes come in contact with the sidewalk, pavement, and all of the junk that people litter it with every day. Of course they will look beat up! Get a brain, some respect, and self esteem.

  48. Anonymous says:

    Fuck!!!!!!

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