How Is Patrick Stewart Still Hot???

May 10th, 2007 by Evil Beet


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I am really disturbed with myself right now. Jean Luc Picard made an appearance at a London theater today, and is, somehow, still way freakin’ hot to me. Is this just me? Why do I feel this way? He’s got to be like 100 years old right now. Harrison Ford aged out about ten years ago for me, and Sean Connery around the same time period. But Patrick Stewart? Still. So. Hot. Why??

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15 Responses to “How Is Patrick Stewart Still Hot???”

  1. Alix says:

    It’s okay. I share in your creepiness. Mmm. Hot.

  2. missnell says:

    Dude. The man is shtupping a girl a third his age. That’s how. He sucks her youth from her day by day.

  3. Jade says:

    I have always had a crush on him since the “generation” days, he’s got that older hottness going on. LOL!

  4. DarthPaul says:

    Agreed, but I’m not disturbed by my attraction. I think he’s a vampire.

  5. Alex says:

    Have you guys seen him on the British comedy “Extras”? I think he appeared on the last episode of the first season. TOO FUNNY. He’s got his super sexy voice, his distinguished mannerisms, and all he can talk about is… well, you just gotta see it for yourself.

    And yeah, still hot.

  6. Alex says:

    Should have included the link in the above comment… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGf9Hc-KpAA

    Sorry. But hey, enjoy!

  7. ami says:

    yeah, still waaayyy hot!!!

  8. Evil Beet says:

    Ha! Alex, that was a FABULOUS clip! Thanks for sharing. I’d post it here but embedding is disabled … :(

  9. ek says:

    yeah he’s hot, and hoe’s not even half as old as either of those guys (Harrison & Sean). don’t let the baldness fool you. jean-luc, i love you so!

  10. mina says:

    I too succumb to the hottness.

  11. Emmie says:

    I’ve had a crush on Mr. Stewart for years now! He is one of the hottest men I’ve ever seen! At any age! And his accent doesn’t hurt either! ;-)

  12. alex says:

    really hot! a real man.

  13. Nico de Vries says:

    He is very hot! Handsome and a gorgeous body! I loved him in the movie Safe House, where he took a shower, mmmm.

  14. tsr says:

    I have to write a paper about him for my english class. I didnt know who he was or what he looked like, and then I saw a picture of him with no shirt and….yeah he is totaly a mean, lean, sex machine.
    haha and this is coming from a sixteen year old.

  15. kara Stevens says:

    I totally agree!! as a artist i would definitly be ok painting Patrick with no clothes on. He is gorgeous, and his voice…mmmmm. I don’t even have to say anything. He’s the best ever.

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