Sara Jean Underwood: Playmate of the Year
May 4th, 2007 by Evil Beet
Congratulations to Sara Jean Underwood, who has just been named Playmate of the Year for 2007.
I remember the episode of Girls Next Door when Sara was out in LA (from Oregon) for her test shoot and Kendra dragged the poor frightened little animal to a batting cage, where she was tragically out of her element. Kendra was all like, “Here let me show you how to hit it,” and Sara was just like, “Um, why don’t I just sit here and watch you?” It was pretty funny. She seemed very sweet, unassuming and girl-next-door beautiful.
Check out Sara’s MySpace page here, where you can learn that her parents are her best friends, she hates sushi, she can’t spell “McDonalds” and she’s not telling you anything about her drug use.
Nudy pics of Sara after the jump.
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let me pet your cunt ?
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il call you
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hottay
nice ass
can I JIZZ ON YOUR ARSE-HOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
or maybe eat it or something…………..?
yea course
hey, I just got another photo, wtf? I’m so gay and i’ve got a crown made out of Tenents cans and red stripe f*cking beer mats.
hisssssssssssssssssssssssss$$$$$$$
I just fucked her
who the fuck takes a merry-go-round apart in the middle of a field and takes pictures on the horses? she’s totally hot though
she’s crazy. although it’s very fun to look at these pics!
holy shit! nice ass im about to cum lol!
masterbating…exploded…humongo mess… my cum is every were!!!
i woud have sex with her every day of the week
im a girl w/ a dick and she got me hard an made me cum in my panties b4 i cud get my dick out
hey i think i wanna fuck u
I think I’m a lesbo cos i want to touch her soo much…
you can touch me :P
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holy fucking shit id do anything fer an hour in a room with her… damn she so fucking hot
wow fucking homo
These women are sluts. They have to fuck or at least lick High Hefner’s nut sack to be a Play mate. They are filth and should be shunned. Sure let Hugh pay them 1 million to strip, but in society they shouldn’t be nothing more than a garbage collector
shut up u c**t
mad bc u get no pussy like tht?
I’d do things to Sarah Jean that I wouldn’t do to an F’ing farm animal N shit…
that is sooooooooo sexy!!!!!
oh man i’d like to hump you hardcore.
I cant keep my eyes off your sexy tits.
Can’t deside. Mouth or vagina
what will she charge….for a night, i can’t help myself.
sara you are a bitch i want to fuck you bye bitch
FUCK HER UP BITCH!!! YA!!
Republicans take it in the ass just like faggots and the dave matthews band is beast, probably even better than the beatles. I also think you are a nice person. I quite clearly have not violated any of the guidelines that may get my comment removed. Have a nice day. ;)
damn!!!!!i like that shit!
U r sexier than a chocolate covered strawberry and oh my god I fuckin love u It’s hard 2 express the way I feel about u when I am on the verge of exploding in my pants please call me Sara my number is 707-1753
let me eat that pussy
OHHHHH!!!!!!! that is soo fuckin sexy!!!!!!!!!!
im going to
Bornblonde,
Sara is a natural blonde, stop being bitter towards anyone and everyone who is far more attractive than you will ever be. So what if insecure girls feel bad about themselves when compared to girls like Sara, it’s not Sara’s fault those girls are ugly. Get over yourself.
shes sexy hot
DAMN!!! Shes got the best bod ever!!! and anyone who wants to challenge that can call me to argue.
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Pls lrt me fuck u
na na na na na
I am glad to be older. Hef and I have learned to appreciate not only the outer beauty of the woman, but we are able to see what makes the woman what she is. You look at Sara Jean and yes her body rocks. But, if that is all you see, there is something wrong with you. Sara’s photos tell a true story about her and it is a beautiful one.
Amen broda
i would bend you over
i will say this in alot of languages
you are fucking gorgeous
vous baisez splendide
Sie bumsen prächtig
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tu área fucking gorgeous
você está fodendo magnífico
WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW
Sara I think you are the most beautiful girl I have ever seen. You could have any guy you want. Make sure you pick the best and only the best
a thousand bills says Walton P. Taylor III is a fat, ugly ass bitch who hates beautiful women and is jealous that no man drools over her and would do anything, like pay her a million dollars, to have her strip and fuck. Ho…i would lick Hef’s left nut if he gave me a million dollars. Hell…i’d put it in my mouth if he let me stay at the mansion for a week! Go fuck ur sybian machine and shut the fuck up.
it is very beautiful and very sexy
GIVE ME SOME OF THAT SHIT BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nicetits let me suck on them there huge
ID LIKE TO SUCK ON EVERYTHING STATING WITH HER PUSSY
she is classy, beautiful, and natural, that doesn’t happen very often. What more do you need to say!
wwwoooowwww
A single touch down there and my life is worthwhile.
I’ll have sex with her every day if I get the chance.
Can I titty fuck you and then sket all over your face
would u bend over 4 my big cock
can i be in the tub wit u?
she will fucking squeal when my dick enters her tight little pussy