Sara Jean Underwood: Playmate of the Year
May 4th, 2007 by Evil Beet
Congratulations to Sara Jean Underwood, who has just been named Playmate of the Year for 2007.
I remember the episode of Girls Next Door when Sara was out in LA (from Oregon) for her test shoot and Kendra dragged the poor frightened little animal to a batting cage, where she was tragically out of her element. Kendra was all like, “Here let me show you how to hit it,” and Sara was just like, “Um, why don’t I just sit here and watch you?” It was pretty funny. She seemed very sweet, unassuming and girl-next-door beautiful.
Check out Sara’s MySpace page here, where you can learn that her parents are her best friends, she hates sushi, she can’t spell “McDonalds” and she’s not telling you anything about her drug use.
Nudy pics of Sara after the jump.
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stop hating on her cuz your not her or you cant get with her
Just because she doesb’t show her vagina doesn’t mean she doesn’t have one.
She’s not PMOY material. Just a skank.
Excuse me bitches of comments but u all feel jealous
WTF ya all r gettin AIDS congratulations
Shes got a vagina you fucking morons.
I’m not jealous at all, what her and all other “models” that pose naked do is immoral and skanky. Showing off your naked body for money is just like prostitution.
you are some jealous ass bitches. you all talk shit, cuz your most likely overweight yourself….just like 70% of the united states of fatmerica.
go to the gym, eat healthy, and get in shape. youll feel 1000 times better about life and yourself and you wont get so insecure about seeing a real life hot girl like sara jean. talking shit on someone as hot as sara just lets EVERYONE AROUND YOU know how insecure you are. one day when your out of high school you will realize this. also if you werent fat, then you wouldnt mind posing naked.
anyhow; back to sara….mmmmmm…..yummy….to bad they airbrushed her vagina off. id eat that shit like lean cuisine then id beat that vagina up for about 2 mins….then do it again for like 20 mins and then again for like an hour.
you are some jealous ass bitches. you all talk shit, cuz your most likely overweight yourself….just like 70% of the united states of fatmerica.
go to the gym, eat healthy, and get in shape. youll feel 1000 times better about life and yourself and you wont get so insecure about seeing a real life hot girl like sara jean. talking shit on someone as hot as sara just lets EVERYONE AROUND YOU know how insecure you are. one day when your out of high school you will realize this. also if you werent fat, then you wouldnt mind posing naked.
omg
She looks like a small child, with no hair on her vaj, and small boobs.
Looks like a pedofile attraction….
My boobs are just as big as hers and im 13?
Proove it send me a pic at zackoakes@gmail.com
lol she is so hot…i wish id meet her or even know her .so what if she dosent have huge tits? the ones she have are gorgeous and she does have a vagina:)
im not a lesbian but thats a nice ass
Fuckin hell dude.
She’s hot.
Im a girl, and not a lez. But i’d totally screw her.
Lick her all down her body.
From kissing her, down her neck, on her boobs, suck on her nipples a bit, down her stomach, down to her vagina, and then stick my tongue in her hole and just lick and eat her out…then finsih licking her down her body.
This is what imma do after typing this:
Go back up to the pic, run my hands down my body, play with my boobs a bit then down to my wet vagina and finger myself.
FUCKKK shes hot.
u don’t need to i will do it for u
You are definitely a LESBIAN
Hey message me at zackoakes@gmail.com
hey baby i love you baby you are a soooo sexyyy
she is so fine.she is one of the best looking femails ever
Hi,
God created woman beautiful, pure, sacred and holy. Eve is made from Adam’s ribs, out of Adam, puts an honour upon that sexand glory to the man. She was not made from dust, as Adam, but from his body that he might carefully defend and tenderly take care of, because woman is his own body- to be kindly treated, used like a companionwith moderation, respect and affection.
Not to be mans slave to be abused, despised, trampled under his feet through such; voyeur, erotica or for any kind of fun.
Regards
slot
she might be cute but I have had more time with girls like that but they were cuter then she is now I am a guy with no respect for girls but I am very kind too my sister not really but they way she looks is very sloty and wroge but we all now the cical of girl we can’t live with out them but no matter what I have had some fun looking at this photo and Im happy to see people like it to:)
I’m not for public nudity, but if Sara wants to show what she has, that’s great. She is a beautiful woman and is using her “assets” to make money. That’s the American Dream. As for the small breast comments, why does that matter. Bigger is not always better. (And for you bigger breasted women – how saggy are those breasts going to get as you age?) Sara will be a timeless beuaty. Look at her face, her eyes, and her entire body. She is proportioned well. She may not be flawless to all, but who is. She a true beauty with a great personality. I would be honored to call her my girlfriend.
I would stick my tongue out and let her spin on it like a top.
she has a perfect body.
its too bad playboy artists cant airbrush these jealouse posters mouthes shut.
I LOVE Sara
idk any guy from the age of 7-93 that wouldn’t dick this girl and it’s funny how there’s a ton of comments from girls so they must all be lesbos
why only to 93 what u don’t think some 120 yr old wouldn’t bone her
I met fuck not dick
ME >> (_)_)=====D ( o Y o ) << sara my love
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Katieeeee can I see yours?
Lets start making babies my sweet lover
i wish i were that horse
I wish
I was the chair
wow she focking hot man.
i want to fuck her all time
i wanna fuckin lick her tits and i want her to give me a blow-job. cause i got a boner right now.
– Nick Jonas(I’m not gay!)
i just wanna fuck her she is so hot! she is perfect and so sexy! i wana finger her until she cums all over and then fuck her and cum all over her tits.
Yes she is fit and hot but don’t be such a dirty bastard. Your ment to think that but not say it. dont be so rude
y not say it if ur thinking it wats wrong with that!
I am very lonely and I need to talk to some one I give you a bigger boner I very hot says everyone I know always trying things It very cool! E-mail me @
jellybelykelli1@aol.com
really would you now?
She won’t shes7
SLUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I tried to make a comment and you cant say some words!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!! I saw better SHIT in a kids book most of this shit is bull
I know some guys might be pissed at me right now but THEIR SLUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OK so owh well…
LOL: I said “but” lol
WOW ICE TITS AND VAG
She does not look fourteen, see looks early twenties.
I mean seriously, all the girls at my high school (I’m a senior so I’m legal to be here) do not have the figure, breast perkiness or smooth skin.
However, I will agree that she must have a low vagina I was disappointed that we did not see her vagina.
They should have left her freckles untouched when they did up the picture, she would look so much better (I’m a sucker for freckles).
You useless Cunts on this website should burn in hell
haha
I had the priviledge of driving Ms. underwood one day. dropped her off at hugh heffner’s house. Let me tell you people something about her. She is the nicest, kindest person you would ever meet. She ain’t a skank or a ho. maybe your mom was and thats why you use that word so freely, but not sara. she is a lovely lady that has a beautiful face and a body and she isnt affraid to show it, unlike your fat greasy self that can’t even get laid.
Well your one of the most beautiful women in the world.. and i hope i will be able to pose when i am 18 (two months) and follow in your footsteps!
the first pic looks like she popped a boob
omfg i would do that so badly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
0o0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(nose bleed)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck you
I’m Canadian
thanks for the bacon i like canadian bacon yeah it’s just ham but it’s good ham oh yeah and the maple syrup u guys r geniuses
I would fuck her really hard! i would get her pussy wet and her body then i would fuck her. i would fuck her up the butt to and she would like it then she would suck my dicK
why is her vajayjay photoshopped out? hahaha
wow brian you look hot maybe you should do playboy
She’s so sexy I wanna take shirt of and suck on her tits take her pants of and lick her vagina and fuck her a bit and starts suckin on her legs n thighs and lick an suck on her feet an toes and I want her to suck my penis
she should go fuck herself with her non-vagina