A stalker tried to kill Sandra Bullock’s husband. This never would have happened if you’d stuck with Matthew McConaughey, dear. [I'm Not Obsessed]

Your daily pics of Britney, now with no bra. [ICYDK]

Paris Hilton isn’t in any particular rush to help Joe Francis out of this whole being-in-jail thing. I know, I know. It rocked my world, too. [Cele|bitchy]

We’ve missed you, Tara Reid. [Drunken Stepfather]

FutureWax/LoveSounds. [DListed]

HDuf makes Jane magazines “30 Under 30.” Teri Hatcher was originally very upset that she didn’t make the list, but then the editor explained to her that it’s for years, not pounds. [Bree]

Nelly Furtado and Fergie are feuding. [popbytes]

Kevin Federline will shill for anything. [Celebslam]

Prince totally calls out Paris Hilton. [Agent Bedhead]

Pam Anderson still looks good in that red one-piece. [The Blemish]

Go ahead, relive that Celine Dion/Elvis Presley duet from Wednesday night. [Glitterati]

Jamie-Lynn Sigler films the final episode of The Sopranos in New Jersey today.

Just a few more months left of the Rosie/View insanity. I hope. (Please, God?) Lest we allow a non-story with such fun characters — Rosie! Barbara! Donald! — to flicker and die as it ought to, the New York Post has pulled out the defibrillator and somone’s yelling “Clear!” In today’s edition, they swear up and down that Rosie’s departure had nothing to do with ABC’s insistence on a three-year contract; rather, Rosie refused to stay on the daytime chat-fest unless its creator, Barbara Walters, was sent packing.

“They’re talking [publicly] about how they couldn’t come to terms … but … her leaving had nothing to do with that,” said an insider.

According to another ABC insider, “They really had hoped to re-sign her because without Rosie, they’re going to have a lot of trouble keeping up their ratings and filling two [co-host] slots.”

Agreed. Losing Rosie was about the silliest thing that show could have done — although, theoretically, she’ll still be on sporadically — you know, when there’s a narcissistic feud to engage in or if Kelly Ripa dares to chastise another human being for putting their hand on her face without her permission.

ABC, in theory, could have bought out Barbara’s share of the show and given her the boot, but their concerns about Rosie’s extreme behavior outweighed her contribution to ratings, say other insiders.

Says Rosie’s publicist: “That’s absolutely not true, it’s categorically false. People are making things up because they want to pit two powerful women against each other. Rosie just did not want to commit to three years.”

There was a certain someone at the Armani Exchange Sunglass Launch yesterday in L.A. who can always put a smile on Miss Lohan’s face … find out who after the jump, plus more pics from the event.

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At an L.A. pet store on Wednesday. She’s a marketing genius, that girl.

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Another day, another celebrity DUI. Rapper Eve was picked up in Hollywood at 2:45 Thursday morning on suspicion of DUI after she crashed her Maserati on Hollywood Blvd. She ran into the center divider, totalling the front of the (very expensive) vehicle.

TMZ caught the whole thing on tape, because they’re awesome like that.

Sources report that Eve’s blood alcohol level was twice the legal limit. She posted the $30,000 bail and was released from L.A. County Jail on Thursday morning. You better believe TMZ got that footage too.

You know, I totally want TMZ to handle the videography at my wedding.

Rumer Willis shows up at Paris Hilton’s house after what must have been a late-night visit to the optometrist.

Photo credit: BuzzFoto

AP NEW YORK - She was born with her acting family’s classic beauty, but Drew Barrymore credits her fun-loving approach to life for her No. 1 spot on People magazine’s annual “100 Most Beautiful People” list.

I don’t know about this choice. I’m not saying she’s not cute, or attractive. But I’ve never seen her and thought “wow. she’s stunning.” And if you’re going to be named “most beautiful” you can’t have ever been married to Tom Green. You just can’t have.

This is a fun blurb near the end:

Barrymore is one of 11 celebrities - including Eva Longoria and the three Jessicas (Simpson, Alba and Biel) - photographed for the issue without makeup. “I find that men, in my past, have preferred me without it,” Biel, 25, says of makeup.

I want to knock Biel here but I can’t. She absolutely right. She’s truly beautiful (in the eye of this beholder). I wouldn’t care if she wore makeup, I wouldn’t care if she wore overalls everywhere (Actually, come to think of it, I quite like overalls on a gal). I pray that one day I can interview her and mention that Summer Catch made me re-hit puberty.

Okay, this blog just got pretty boyish, but you guys had Clooney last year so forgive my foray into Maxim-ness.

Lastly, I’ve got to point out that this list of 50 seems to be made up of an awful lot of people in the entertainment industry. And most of them are American or European. I’m not sure People has done an exhaustive search, surely there’s a school teacher in Africa who’s unbelievably stunning.