What is Wrong with Your Face, Melania?
April 12th, 2007 by Evil Beet
Every time I see a picture of this woman I want to remind her to wash her contact lenses properly. Like, sweetheart, you’re supposed to be able to open your eyes all the way. You should see an opthamologist about that.
At a Memorial Sloan-Kettering fundraiser in NYC today.
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April 15th, 2007 at 5:30 pm
Leave Melania alone. She is awesome. She is beautiful, smart, and now rich. Wouldn’t we all love to be Melania. All Hail, Melania!!!