Lookin’ a Little Fat in the Legs, Aren’t We, Nicole?
April 12th, 2007 by Evil Beet
Hey. I’m just saying what everyone else is thinking.
Also, it has just occurred to me that the Tower of Badass that is Joel Madden can’t be much taller than, say, 5′3. His bio says he’s 5′9″, but there’s just no way that’s true. Nicole is barely 5′2″. She’s wearing flats in these pictures, and he’s hardly taller than she is. So, like, Joel Madden, hardcore rocker/heart-breaker, comes up to my shoulder. Awesome.
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April 12th, 2007 at 8:52 am
Hey improvements.. Yay for Nicole.
April 12th, 2007 at 9:12 am
PLEASE don’t use fat in context to Nicole Richie…we don’t want to give her any excuse to go all anorexic on us again! I think “healthy” would be a better word.
April 13th, 2007 at 11:49 am
She looks good. This is a good size for her i think.
April 14th, 2007 at 2:17 am
HOW RUDE! FIRST, SHE’S SO BONEY SHE’S DYING, NOW
LOOKING HEALTHY, HER LEGS ARE FAT? LEAVE THE GIRL ALONE
ALREADY.
May 5th, 2007 at 5:02 pm
I agree with everyone above me. And now to start on you for saying Joel’s short. He clearly ISN’T as short as you point him out to be. You guys Photoshop photos like crazy. If you can alter tons of peoples’ body, you could clearly alter his height. Oh and leave Nicole alone, at least she’s healthy. She clearly isn’t fat.
October 25th, 2007 at 1:19 pm
What the hell!!You saying her (an anorexic) legs are “fat” will just make everyone else who’s legs look bigger than that, feel enormos! I also agree with the comment above about Joel.
January 23rd, 2008 at 7:45 pm
ewww look at her ankles..
February 10th, 2008 at 7:52 pm
Stupid website this is…
she has gorgeous legs, and whoever wrote this is just a dumb superficial prick.
Plus, he’s not short. Let’s try to be smart here, right? His legs are open so he can take a step, while her right leg is fully streched. So, basic anatomy and proportion… he’s is at his minimum height at the walk, while she’s at her full height.
Dumb stupid people who worry about such ridiculous things, saying bad things about people who are only trying to live their lives. U’re a complete waste of space and food. Self-centered scum of a bitch. U MUST SO UNHAPPY! DIE ALREADY ‘CAUSE THE WORLD WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE! DUMB-ASS
February 10th, 2008 at 8:18 pm
Hey !,
If this site is so stupid the why the fuck did your stupid ass take the time to post an entire paragraph? And if you’re reading this, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL HERE? Beet can post whatever she wants. It’s people like you who take everything way too seriously that make absolutely no fucking sense. Piss off you cunt. Go get laid.
March 1st, 2008 at 7:54 pm
Wow, u have to be kidding me. You think her legs are fat??!! You are crazy and your website sucks because all you do is say so many negative things about people. For pete’s sake, Nicole just gave birth to a beautiful baby girl and she looks like a gorgeous mother.
April 5th, 2008 at 1:48 pm
First, I think her legs are that of a normal person’s. But, they are larger than her EXTREMELY thin legs she had before. What I think you should’ve taken note of is her underwear are nearly showing, not that we haven’t seen that before.. but if you look closely, you’ll see the dress is WAY too short. Also, Joel isn’t that short.. I wouldn’t be surprised if he were 5′5,possibly 5′7.
April 8th, 2008 at 9:12 am
she is not fat guys! wth!!!!
May 1st, 2008 at 4:18 am
eu não sei sobre o que dizer apenas acho que o Joel Maddem é lindo de mais para a anorexia sa Nicolie Richie( espirei) .Ele merece alguém com estilo.A filha deles é linda tomara que fique como o pai.
May 15th, 2008 at 9:21 am
I have stood next to Joel Madden he is the same height as me which is about 5′8″. It’s just the angle the picture was taken at. Just google his name and you will also find a ton of other photos of the couple where he is obviously much taller than her. Fuckin retard do at least a little bit of research before you run off making ignorant comments.
May 21st, 2008 at 8:13 am
oo.. Are you kidding?? she is beauty..? no.. stop.. please.. she is wrong girl and I hate her… Joel is very good-looking.. But she? not..
May 25th, 2008 at 10:59 am
Do you just make this blog to feel better about yourself? Having some confidence issues? Oh so the rock star reaches up to your shoulder… I bet that gives you a sense of grandiosity. You don’t need to put people down just to feel better about yourself, why add to all of the problems that celebrities already have with their images, not to mention all of those young girls that idolize them and want to look just like them. If a self concious girl who is average in size sees that you are calling Nicole Richie, who is already below average, fat then how do you think she will feel? I wouldn’t be able to live with the thought that my unnecessary comment caused someone to become anorexic. It could happen, so stop calling people fat. They are what they are, and if they are comfortable with themselves, then that is beautiful, not the size of their thighs, butts, noses, boobs, or stomachs.
May 29th, 2008 at 7:47 pm
Don’t you have some thing better to do?
Get at life
June 25th, 2008 at 8:38 am
QUIT HATING!!
June 28th, 2008 at 4:55 am
FUCKKKKK NICOLE RICHII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I HATE YOUUU
I LOVE YOU JOEL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
July 14th, 2008 at 1:08 pm
Holy shit what ish wrong with you!?!?!
Fat my arse!
She ish sooo beautiful!
July 20th, 2008 at 10:54 am
fuck you
i bet you sit there writing all this shit about people you dont know
you continue to do so cause you’re jealous that you will never know them, or be like them
and i also bet that you are a fat fucking cunt yourself
lose some pounds
or you could just commit suicide, that would be better
July 29th, 2008 at 9:38 pm
She has not fat legs at all. But I must say I was surprised that her thighs were that big. And with big I mean, much bigger than I thought, I thought she was extreamly thin.
August 6th, 2008 at 7:51 pm
NICOLE DOES NOT LOOK FAT YOU MORON!
And Joel looks shorter because he is walking ahead of her
September 1st, 2008 at 5:25 pm
How The Fuck Are Her Legs Fat. What The Fuck Are You If You Think Thats Fat!? She’s Bluddy Gorgeous And It’ss Good To See Her Looking Healthier. So Shut Up!
September 18th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
i love how every single person who replied on this doesn’t understand…sarcasm, or irony, or i don’t know…A JOKE. hahaha no one in the world could possibly think she is fat, and yeah, she was unbearably thin, and now she’s just normal thin. its called a joke. jesus.