Emme the Fat Model!!! There You Are!!!
Remember this chick? She was the first (and only?) plus-size model to make it big. She had her own show on E!, I think. I just remember getting drunk a lot with my college boyfriend and watching her on TV, and we thought she was just the funniest thing ever. Like, “Hi, I’m Emme. The fat model.” That was her whole gig. “I’d probably be hot if I were thinner, but you’ll never know! Because I’m Emme, the fat model.” Oh, man. I wondered what happened to her. She showed up at the Brick Awards at the Nokia Theater in NYC last night. I had to post the pictures.
April 14th, 2007 at 3:01 pm
Emme is a boatload of god-fondled Nordic fucking cheese with the whiff of cocksucking shit around her. It’s so hard for her to wrap a hand around her massive filthy goddamn ass and wipe her wet sloppy stinking asshole! Shit loads turd in her sleazy asscracky, too, motherfuck it!
An afroamericano with a dick the size of Detroit once bragged on the prison bus that he pig-fucked Emme in the rear seat of a Yellow Cab from Harlem to Yonkers and back. She’d lick her own sweet shit off his glorious Tower Of Africa before sucking his purple nuts dry. Nice, sweet kid, he said. Liked sunsets and butterflies.
I don’t know what the fuck she’s doing now. Weighing her fleshy self every ten minutes, I sure the fuck don’t know. I lost track of my Nubian friend, too. I believe he was executed in Texas a few years back.
February 3rd, 2008 at 6:04 pm
Are you fucking kidding me???? I MET Emme and you saying this bullshit about her is fucking horrible! She’s the nicest person I’ve ever met! I BET you were drunk because no one in their right mind would be so cruel. She’s NOT fat! She is extremely tall, and AVERAGE. Damn, it’s sad that being an average size is considered fat, because this wonderful woman has been through a LOT of shit. If you had to put up with even HALF of the shit that she did, you would have already killed yourself, you selfish, worthless piece of shit. Go kill yourself already. At least SHE has money. What do you have to say for YOUR worldly contribution? JACK SHIT. She has been to eating disorder clinics to help out women with eating disorders and to donate money. Only WISH you could be this woman. That’s why you hate her so much. She’s BEAUTIFUL.
April 1st, 2008 at 10:47 am
The first commenter won’t be reading this, so I won’t say how incredibly stupid and shallow he is.
I am married to a beautiful woman. She is big. This “fat” model is merely average size. Delightra is right. It is a sad day that sees us calling a normal-size woman big or fat. I feel sorry for my daughter. What we need is more models like Emme so people get the crap out of their head that the only way to be attractive is to have ribs sticking out of your sides.
Personally, I’m a big fan of women with curves. I don’t like anorexic-looking women with no features, be it physical or personality, since most of us can agree that the people that work their asses off to work their asses off don’t have a personality to speak of.
Peace