Kirsten Dunst is Retarded

April 9th, 2007 by Evil Beet


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I love how, in her latest quote to make the Internet rounds, Kirsten Dunst not only admits to using drugs and recommends that the whole world use drugs, but also totally calls out Carl Sagan on his drug use. Like, really, Kirsten? That’s how we’re going to justify our drug use? By throwing a dead, world-renowned astronomer under the bus? She must have been high. Here’s the quote:

“I drink moderately, I’ve tried drugs. I do like weed. I have a different outlook on marijuana than America does. My best friend Sasha’s dad was Carl Sagan, the astronomer. He was the biggest pot smoker in the world and he was a genius.

I’ve never been a major smoker, but I think America’s view on weed is ridiculous. I mean – are you kidding me? If everyone smoked weed, the world would be a better place.

I’m not talking about being stoned all day, though. I think if it’s not used properly, it can hamper your creativity and close you up inside.”


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122 Responses to “Kirsten Dunst is Retarded”

  1. Anonymous says:

    weed’s very spiritual.

    if people would open their eyes…it’s a cure-all.

    headache? smoke weed.

    upset stomache? smoke weed.

    insomnia? smoke the fuckin’ weed!

    don’t hold it against people who smoke it, you dumb closed-minded assholes.

    • Shelly :) says:

      totally agree!!!
      i’m motivated, i’m smart and happy! i do enjoy a joint now and again, i’m a business owner-im 21 and i’m doing better than the majority of people i know older and the same age as me!! Marijauna is completey been cast in the wrong light, its brilliant-chills you, mellows the mind so your not stressed all the time, i dont care if you all blast me for saying this, its my opinion and im happy smoking it now and again, go ed’ Kirsten ;D

      • fletch says:

        Yeah, you’re successful now…

        so the fuck what? you think your life is just gonna keep going onward and upward without any wavering? ok, then. good plan.

        jealous? um, no. successful at 18 through 35/ yeah, I was. things change – usually. don’t be such a cocky fuck.

        • Anonymous says:

          You’ve obviously never smoked weed. Gotta love how worked up you get about it though, hahaha! Dont have a heart attack in the Walmart break room, man.

          • Tickle Toes says:

            Anonymous, a fantastic slam on fletch. He’s obviously a sensitive whorebag who hates his life and is worthless overall. He could definitely use a spliffy of ganja. Then again, more open-minded people could be smoking his share.

    • Me says:

      Agreed bro Bud is the shit

    • Anonymous says says:

      lol weed can cause headaches and stomache aches… also alters your mind a bit lolz when eva any one high drives they aways so bad it… not like to bad but like lol bad… also most people who smoke pot are “pot heads”… smokein weed not so bad but bein a pot head is cuz you 1 you spend alot of your money and time on it…. pot affects “pot heads” life in alot of different ways that dont even need to be said… but lolz me high so? who knows?

      • o yeah me again says:

        on the outher hand it dose bring people togeather…

      • Mis says:

        First of all, You type like a retard.
        Second of all, A “Pot Head”s life isn’t affected by smoking bud, It all matters on the person doing the smoking, if they decide to let it affect their lives, then thats their problem. Same with any other kind of drug. I’ve used alot of drugs over the last 10 years. And same with coke, I did coke non stop for almost 3 years, It all depends on how you let it control your life, I did coke, i worked, i kept up my house, I still hung out with friends. I did it secretivly, and still got everything done.

    • BrutalKid says:

      I agree. Bud cures all.
      I need it for insomnia.
      almost everynight.
      so fuck you cunts.

  2. courtney says:

    I agree w Kirsten. Not only do i think smoking weed makes you a genius, but, i also believe that its not bad for you… I, myself, am a huge pothead, and a nerd, so i know what im talking about…

    • iri says:

      i am a nerd too
      pot improoved my perfomanence in school because it made all the topics very intresting!

    • You guys are all fucking morons! Weed has 2.5 times the carcinogens that tobacco has!

      • Anonymous says:

        carcinogens dont affect how you think, it just has the potential to cause cancer, try not to act like such a moron. and if youd read anything on THC and CBDs effects on tumor growth, or the statistics regarding cancers reported from smoking cannabis, youd know thats really not a common problem with weed. try to find some lung cancer patients who say they got emphazima because they smoked weed instead of tobacco.

      • Anonymous says:

        you my friend are ignorant. the anti-cancerous properties found in thc counter acts with the carcinogens.

        fail.

      • Me says:

        And Guess wat Asshole we dont give a fuck

    • Anonymous says:

      smoking weed does not make you smart. it damages your brain cells. it can make things more interesting though. and i also think the world would be better if weed was legal.

      • Anonymous says:

        actually, marijuana does not damage your brain cells. nor has there ever been a study to show it does

      • Reply says:

        Weed does have good and bad qualities. I enjoy smoking, but like anything else, in moderation. Many things kill brain cells, even holding your breath. Statically, marijuana is safer in many ways than alcohol. As for carcinogens, it does have more than cigarettes, but there are No known cases where weed caused cancer, ZERO! It amazes me how people who think it’s bad for you have no real understanding of the true negative and positive effects. When it was made illegal, it was based on information that was not even true; the only reason it was not reversed back to legal was because they were not sure how the effects really were, and since research now tells us, many states have begun legalizing it, and many more will come. Those with such a negative view, use your brain and do legitimate research, you will find that just because you don’t like it, doesn’t make it bad. Hell almost all research shows us that it is safer than alcohol, and even has medical usage.

  3. kristen says:

    lol what a sweetheartttt, i totally agree with her

  4. Anonymous says:

    Lol

  5. sickWaYz... says:

    always check with your doctor before u tapsumbong

  6. Anonymous says:

    The world would defiantly be a better place.

  7. tris says:

    wow. “if it grows in the ground it’s good”. go eat some wild mushrooms and experience rotting from the inside out.
    i agree that pot should be decriminalized, and that for most people it can be therapeutic. but jesus christ, the whole stoner mentality f**ks it up for everyone. carl sagan was a scientist first, stoner second; not the other way around.
    america is a brainwashed, christianized, fearful, uneducated, ignorant place. unfortunately it will take a few more generations for the effects of anslinger’s propaganda to fade away, and then perhaps we can come up with some compassionate, reasonable drug legislation. our biggest problem as a country is lack of education, as evidenced by some of the dumb-ass replies left here. alcohol and cigarettes kill more people than all the illicit substances combined. go USA!

  8. Frances says:

    LEGALIZE IT!! There is nothing wrong with Marijuana…. the government is brain washing you ppl!! PPl smoke cigs and no one says anything wrong & thats is wrong, it causes CANCER!

  9. Anonymous says:

    i knw wat m gonna say now ill not be followed by many, but those some of u …who will truly understand what i mean…hear and imagine!…i couldn’t care less to explain…so analyze and figure it out!…trust me if u get this …life will be a breeze!

    “the real world is whr v r not at, whr v r is a channeled life formed by those who came before us, they organized and set ‘protocol’ to everything. Dont be the one living the protocol, explore new lights”

    if u get wat this meant contact: abagati2002@yahoo.com

  10. Fillup says:

    The girl has pretty leggs.

  11. someone says:

    I agree that the view on weed is ridiculous because if alchohol and tobacco (which are definately worse than weed in general) are legal, then weed should be legal. Her comment saying “the world would be a better place if everyone smokes weed” is retarded though. How could it possibly make the world a better place if it is a gateway drug?! A lot more people would be using other substances that are pretty bad if everybody smoked weed.

  12. Diana says:

    RETARDED??? How fucking rude, you don’t know her and a statement like that is so juvenile. The down side to pot though is the amount of tar and crap it leaves in the lungs. Most things in moderation I suppose and of course the illegal aspect of it all is the most dangerous. It should be legalized as a controlled substance like alcohol. No doubt it would be a hell of alot cheaper as well.

  13. OK NOW…….

    Have ANY of you people ever smoked weed on a moderate to normal basis? Any of you? Ok then. Those of you who have know what I’m talking about. Weed alters the way you percieve things. Which in turn, will leave you to ponder and admire or stare at whatever. Like a very young child, your brain processes the new imformation, making numerous new neuron connections throughout your brain, connecting what you do know to what you just experienced. It is a great substance for artists and people trying to make a difference or solve problems in any way. Studying with weed ( just a little mind you) can help you focus more on the issue or project, given you only had a few puffs. The more the weed, the bigger the learning experience ( emotional, visual, sensational and otherwise.) And as for Kirsten being retarded (which means slow), she’s very smart. And bold for stating her true thoughts, which are true. New studies indicate that weed does not damage the lungs dangerously if used in moderation and periods of time for the lungs to heal up and become stronger. You’ll all understand eventually…..

    • GUIDO says:

      YOU SOUND VERY INFORMED AND INTELLIGENT, UNLIKE MOST OF MY PEERS HERE IN BROOKLYN. I WISH YOU LIVED HERE, SO I COULD MEET YOU.

    • Informed says:

      I wish I had read this IMMEDIATELY after you posted you comment. The fucked up part is that some poor bastards will believe all of your crap. One tiny problem with your “study tip”….If you study stoned then you need to test while stoned. Your brain associates things and stores them differently when “enhanced” by weed. So do you only get stoned to study & test? What about when you need to use the knowledge you supposedly learned while stoned. Stay stoned all the time? Oh well, you’re probably already hooked on meth (another great drug to help you study) or heroin and laying in a gudder in a puddle of your own puke. Or dead from overdose…

      • Reply says:

        INFORMED, you may be one the most ignorant people I’ve read on here. 1st of all, the whole thing about association (study when you are high, you must test when high) that is a complete misconception. New studies have supported previously done studies showing that some people concentrate better after smoking a small quantity, and tested sober very well. But some people respond to different stimuli. The most ignorant comment is the meth comment…you are still stuck to your school days aren’t you? Like when teachers had to tell us all that “weed is a gateway drug and will make you do others!” I find that pretty funny, since that is no different than saying alcohol or cigarettes are one. Weed being a gateway drug is an old concept based on the old school of thought, before research was done without personal opinion stuck within the results. Oh and your comments about puking and being in a gutter, yeah those drugs you mentioned could cause you to be in those situations, but weed has nothing to do with that. Have you ever had too much alcohol? That could do exactly that as well, weed, lol, not so much. It’s fine for you not to like marijuana, but you should try and not be ignorant and comment with facts and not opinions.

  14. Anonymous says:

    I agree completely with her.

  15. dude says:

    i do too. weed makes you forget about whatever stresses you out or whatever problems you have. and it makes you forget hate. weed is a good drug. i dont see how its illegal in comparison to alcohol…

  16. sogom says:

    I don’t think anyone has ever died from smoking pot:alcohol kills every day, from alcohol poisoning to dui’s_ Kirsten Dunst is very pretty.

  17. Bi-otch says:

    WHAT THE FUCK?!?!? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE KIRSTEN DUNST THAT WE USED TO KNOW????? SHE IS NOW A COMPLETE RETARD!!!!!! HOW CAN ANYONE THINK THAT IF EVERYONE SMOKED WEED THE WORLD WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

  18. D says:

    The world WOULD BE a better place, Bi-otch!

    Rock on, Kirsten!!!

  19. Eh says:

    I admire Carl Sagan for his work and the attributions he has made to the scientific community. I don’t feel comfortable with her name dropping him and his daughter, but I agree with what she has to say on some level.

  20. Lora says:

    I LOVE HER AND THE FACT THAT SHE’S NOT AN HYPOCRITE!

  21. zwrath says:

    ya . id just like to say …. dam right !! weed indeed . doesnt make you stupid , if you found a dumbass wasted person b4 they were dumassesw b4 they smoked . pot is illeagal but how many people smokin pot has died because of it ,, an over dose ??? never !! … now we can drink our selves to death and drive a car drunk and kill people drunks are the retards and the government cant see because they make the cash from the drugs, guns,military,cartell, must i go on ,,

  22. there’s nothing wrong with what she said… and she still looks great. weed is indeed a great substance when used recreationally.

  23. lorelei says:

    anyone remeber the weed ads from the 80’s? The guy on the couch talking about how he smokes all the time and it doesn’t hurt him at all, and then he yells “yes, Mom, I’m going to look for a job today”

    Personal note, my bro’s a pothead, gets along fine, his ex-wife the crank whore has went to hell

  24. Who The Hell? says:

    I agree that in moderation pot can be good….as long as you dont smoke it.
    The thing I really dont agree with though is the fact that she thinks that if the world smoked it it would be a better place. I dont smoke pot and I am perfectly sane minded, but if i did i personally know i would become very paranoid after smoking any amount of it. The thing that really bugs me though is that alcohol-weed, tobacco-weed argument.
    i think that all of those leagalized drugs destroy you more than pot.
    Also if you think pot would just use up everyones money, if it was legal it wouldent. It is only so expensive because people have to go through the trouble of growing it and hideing it without anyone who is with the law truly( like the police, FBI, and the like.) So no one should smoke pot, but some should still take it.( like pot brownies….sister pulled a prank on me once [ thats how i know i get paranoid]) If marajuana IS legalized it would not mean the end of the world, it would not mean the end of our families, it would mean the pot heads out there might get a chance to become economicly stable, plus it would give some of the farmers today would finally get a leaglized job, and it would be classified as a job to the american government and many people would finally get honest pay.

    Forever not a pot head,
    well… me!

    • Reply says:

      WHO THE HELL, I’d like to thank you. It’s very nice to hear from a person who does not use marijuana but decided to use the facts to comment on this issue. Even though I do on occasions, not smoking is better than smoking anything, but used moderately it is ok, but you are right, it would be better to take eating. Also you are right about farming, and crime reducing by making a legit product. Since the facts now show us that weed is safer than using alcohol, when weed finally is a nation-wide legal substance, which is going to happen within the next 20 years, the government should take advantage of it, and tax it. Even taxing it would make it cheaper for people than it is now. Legalized growing and distribution would create jobs, a lot of money and complete safety. No longer would people go to jail and time could be used to go after real criminals. Once again thanks for providing an intelligent non smokers thoughts.

  25. Nana says:

    Bless her. Bless Weed. Screw you Beet!

  26. Sam says:

    She is a retard and does not know what the fuck shes talking about. America is just being all fascist like they are and controlling weed for more control. Alcohol is a much more harmful substance and the only problem with weeds is that minorities abuse it and cause disorder like with alcohol.

  27. Kinfolk_yungest says:

    Wow, I think I love her. :) It’s true, the smartest people I know love weed. Ask most college professors :)

  28. Soul_Miners_Daughter says:

    I completely agree with Kristen. Pot makes you stop and realize things that you would never have the time to think about when you are not stoned. I would say that in a way, smoking pot gives you a little bit of common sense. People that have never smoked pot in their life are not going to agree with this wall post, but thats fine. If they would quit being judgmental, maybe they could understand.

  29. Markie Markinson says:

    Umm, yeah- being apathetic and lethargic- great way to exist. YEAH! Let’s all do dope daily, hourly and forget about ambition, real lives- become like the lemmings that just departed the White House. Boy howdy! Pot- the panacea for all the ails, damages, heck- just bothers us. And look what a genius Kirsten Dunst is for using it. Catch her at a soiree sometime- she’s got the most intelligent babble emanating from her gaping maw…. It’s not being judgmental to want to live with all senses alert and cogent, intact and fully ready to deal with life. Spending the time and monies and probable intellect convincing yourself that everything’s better out of the plane of reality- what a sad goal. …might as well “go with god”.

    • Reply says:

      MARKIE MARKINSON, you are right, nothing wrong with you not wanting to smoke. I think, or at least hope that she meant that if at the appropriate time everyone smoked (like the times when you would like to have a drink or be creative). There is nothing wrong if you don’t want to smoke but many people function as good or better after smoking. It may make you less ambitious, alert or dealing less with life, if that’s the case, don’t smoke, but for many it helps. People who are anxious, or have minds that go a thousand miles an hour, such as those with ADD, it helps them be on a normal plain of existence. Maybe you are different, if so that’s great, but realize it could help others. I think she also meant that the world would be nice if everyone was chilled out and not such assholes that get worked up over an actresses comments.

  30. Pima.county SWAT says:

    Weed/Marijuana is a gift from god?

  31. kenzie420 says:

    wow, ‘who the hell?’. you think it’s fine in moderation, but no onw should smoke it? how the fuck does that make sense. and of course, if you’ve only done it once, you’ll think it makes you paranoid all the time. it does, but once you do it more often, you like it. :)

    • Reply says:

      KENZIE420, don’t be stupid. They were on those who are for it’s side. Their point was eating is much better for you than smoking anything, and you can’t really argue with that…many things we do would be better if we didn’t do it, like eating fattening foods, it would be better to eat them in moderation. Don’t attack them, they were just saying to eat it and there would be no negative issues. All of us like smoking, but you know eating is the “healthy” way to go. :)

  32. brittany says:

    SM0KE WEED M0THERFUCKERS..

  33. Brandon says:

    All of you saying weed is bad or kills brain cells, stop being so brainwashed. Do some research before you blatantly post lies.

    FACTS:
    Weed does not kill brain cells
    It Does NOT cause any kind of cancer
    It IS less harmful than Tobacco and Alcohol.
    It does NOT make you lazy.

    Dont believe me? Look it up? thats what google is for.

    Dunst is correct in her statement about it.

  34. Steve says:

    guys,smoke weed is dangerous..

    someone who smoke weed lost his/her won control..and starting to do stupid things…

    for example ; if teenages use it then they can do evrything ..like stealing for buy it and others..

    and smoke is smoke..evrybody knows that its killing people :) so it doesnt matter when you have headache and after u smoke it then ur headache goes..

  35. J says:

    I Think the whole world is f’d up, the U.S. government and most others for that matter. Most of the People residing in these countries are just puppets and all in all just another “number” in the eyes of who really runs things. I Truthfully think the whole worlds falling apart as “us” the regular everyday people are tricked and conned into saying and promoting things that the money hungry government and corporations need our good input for in order to be successful. With that said i would now like to provide everyone with a few words of advice, roll up the dro and get high because tomorrow could be the day that you die, weather it be financially, emotionally or literally. Another word of advice the C.I.A. are the biggest cocaine dealers around right now. Im just tired of wakin up everyday and seeing how dumb the world has become. If you got common sense you gotta feel me

  36. Barlow says:

    Weed is fine, most of the people who go “FINE, BE A POTHEAD AND WASTE YUR LIFE THATS WHAT WEED DOES” are mainly people who were too scared to try it, and saw their friends and most other people having a good time smoking together.

    Some of my best childhood memories are sitting around with my friends having spliffs. Dunst is right.

  37. Scott says:

    I’m smoking POT right now

  38. ted says:

    That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard, pot’s not even that decent of a high anyway….I smoked it all through high school and stopped and can honestly say looking back I don’t get what the big deal is.

  39. Reed says:

    Im 13, All i have to say to you mother fuckers is that i love smoking weed.

  40. Anonymous says:

    I don’t see anything wrong with what she said. Bud is great and it won’t kill you, unlike cigarettes and alcohol. I totally agree with her. It doesn’t make any sense for it to be illegal. It was the #1 cash crop. And Reed, I love smoking too but it’s just not something a 13 yr old should do very often. Your brain is still developing and you might regret it if you keep smoking or if you don’t cut down. I’m just saying.

  41. Emily says:

    I get straight A’s (math I have an 88 but other than that all As)
    and smoke pot almost everyday.
    I write a lot of poetry and love art
    and when I’m high my poetry and art is awesome.
    Haha :)

  42. Anonymous says:

    Carl Sagan was a very successful astronomer, astrophysicist, and natural science scientist yet he smoked more pot than most people do in their entire lifetimes.
    Now try to tell me it makes you sit and do nothing or screws up your mind.

  43. Annoymous says:

    I don’t think weed is ‘good’ or ‘bad’. Each to their own -shrugs-. Whatever you decide, I think the important thing is making an informed decision and face up to the consequences of your actions -good and bad.

    I smoked weed daily and heavily from being 12 until I was 18. I also took a lot of other drugs. It didn’t stop me from being ’succesful’.

    But then, I later (years after stopping smoking weed) became a heroin addict and that didn’t stop me from being ’succesful’ either. I graduated with a first class Degree in literature, won a full scholarship onto post grad study and wrote novel while I was actively injecting heroin. I never robbed anyone or sold sex to fund my habit and eventually I went cold turkey on my own and never touched heroin again, after years of addiction.

    People are different.

    If you’re intelligent weed won’t make you dumb and if you’re dumb weed won’t make you clever.

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