Oh Lord Please Tell Me There’s a Lauren Conrad Sex Tape

April 5th, 2007 by Evil Beet


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Oh pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease tell me that girl was stupid enough to let Jason Wahler get her fucking on camera. Don’t get me wrong, I love LC, I think she’s adorable, and I’m usually rooting for her, but I have NO SYMPATHY for girls who let dudes do this. JUST DON’T DO IT, GIRLS. Especially if you’re Lauren Fucking Conrad. It is going to leak. Always, always. According to Perez, Lauren tried to break into Jason’s apartment to get the tape back, but she was unsuccessful. Jason finally agreed to give it back, but kept a copy for himself (duh). Now Jason wants to sell it before he goes to jail (for his physical altercation with a tow-truck driver). If no one will buy it, he may “leak” it online. Yay!!! I can’t wait!! That’s really what The Hills has been missing — a sex tape scandal.


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6 Responses to “Oh Lord Please Tell Me There’s a Lauren Conrad Sex Tape”

  1. michael says:

    that sex tape would be like a jessica simpsons flick i hope its true

  2. FAISAL says:

    I personaly like french kissing.

  3. brapp says:

    leave her alone man for fuck sake she dun nothin rong so wt ifshe did bt it still dunt meen she did bt who cares any ways FUCKIN LEAVE HER ALONE MAN

    • Eh fuck face! says:

      Hmm….I recall a certain blonde faggot going on and on about some other dumbass celebrity getting made fun of for being a dumbshit…I look at it as constructive criticism. But fuck at least the fag that was going on and on before had SOME grammatical knowledge…

  4. Anonymous says:

    I would love to see Lauren Conrad’s pussy getting fucked hard, then watch her deep throat his dick right out of her pussy. You know LC’s a dirty little slut that’d do that too…

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