I ::Heart:: Sam Talbot

April 5th, 2007 by Evil Beet


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I don’t know who at Gawker decided to Photoshop this picture of Top Chef hottie and resident Marcel-hater Sam Talbot, but I sure am glad they did. I thought I was having a bad day. I was wrong. This is awesome.

They photo was created to supplement a story about how Sam is opening a restaurant in NYC, some sort of burger joint, he’s not sure he can get a liquor license, lock up your wives, etc etc etc, but most importantly would he like to have sex with me? I think he has a girlfriend, but a girlfriend is not a wife. Sam? You should call me. We’re hiring … um … a chef here at Evil Beet. Someone has to feed Lars. He’s a growing boy. We think you’d be perfect for the job. Get in touch.


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11 Responses to “I ::Heart:: Sam Talbot”

  1. Spanky* says:

    oh god he is hot.
    i’m watching tivo’d top chef (season 4) & jumped out of my seat when i saw my TC luvr Sam Talbot was the guest judge. but couldn’t help giggle when he announced that the quick fire challenge was to “bring sexy back to the salad” ::teehee::

    i like ur blog, i wish i had the patience and motivation to keep up w/ it.

    thanks for the fantasy pic!

  2. caligraddawg says:

    wow, what a bulge. you go sam….ah but why was it photoshopped. i’m now having a bad day. i want sam in his briefs, now!!!!!!!!!!!
    any way thanks for sharing

    • littlefucker96 says:

      WOW WHAT A HOTTIE!!!!!!!!!! He is fucking georgous!!!!! YUMMY!!!!sexy idiot!! i want to hug! i want to kiss him! i want to shag him! i want to sex him!!! YUMMY SCRUMMY
      HEY SAM EMAIL ME!!!!!!!!
      i wanna give u heads and i want u to finger me

  3. AleX [nObre] ® says:

    I want him!

  4. Anonymous says:

    WHAT IS DAT

  5. Anonymous says:

    woow e soo sexy i want hem

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