Eddie Murphy’s Bastard Kid Hatched
April 3rd, 2007 by Spiteful LarsHere’s a video of that song Michael Jackson and Ed Murphy did, awesomely called “Wazupwitu.”
I include this because it’s Murphy’s other secret shame (besides knocking up Scary Spice).
On that note Scary Spice has given birth. Her spokesmodel said:
“The baby is completely healthy with a good head of hair,” No name has been decided on as yet, and she is purely known as Baby Brown.”
Ed Murphy has already stated he’ll be asking for a paternity test, and at the Oscars he threw out this little bomb to a reporter:
I don’t know whose child that is until it comes out and has a blood test. You shouldn’t jump to conclusions, sir.”
No I shan’t! Oh no, wait, I shall. Mostly because if the spice rack is willing to go the paternity route she’s probably pretty certain. I’m guessing she remembers who she had sex with around that timeframe.
Oh, and proof that God has a sense of humor: The kid was born on Eddie’s birthday. Which is today. Happy birthday Eddie!
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