Yes, Jonathan Rhys Meyers Has a Girlfriend
April 2nd, 2007 by Evil BeetAnd he obviously wants to make damn sure the whole world knows it. The psychopath hottie to Scarlett Johansson’s hypersexed hottie in Match Point and star of the new buzztastic Showtime series The Tudors walked into The Plumm nightclub with girlfriend Reena Hammer this weekend. According to Page Six, they couple “retired to a couch and launched into a frenzied make-out session as a crowd of revelers became voyeurs.” According to an on-looker, “it was really a scene. She straddled him, and they were at it for some time.”
Eventually, feeling confident that he’d convinced the world of his heterosexuality, JRM and Reena (who you don’t know from anything because she’s not famous and not even really that cute), got up and left the club without so much as buying a drink. Which is totally cool with the club, since everyone’s writing about them today.
I missed The Tudors last night, since idonthaveatelevisionrightnowandyoudontevenwanttogetmestartedonwhy, but apparently it is very very good and worth watching, even if its star is going to be doing obnoxious stuff like this to get written up in Page Six.
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November 8th, 2007 at 1:42 pm
que eres un papasito
November 20th, 2007 at 2:01 pm
He is not gay!!!! I curse whoever thinks he is.
December 12th, 2007 at 9:30 pm
jeeeez , he had a interview in like Cosmo and he said he was single , and not really looking ..
December 23rd, 2007 at 3:06 pm
He is way too hot for her, if I do say so myself. I don’t understand what he sees in her exactly. If I sound jealous, it’s because I am :-). But, seriously, where did he find this girl? She is not famous, she is not extraordinarily gorgeous. It must be her…. personality. RRRRRIIIIIGGGGHHHT….
January 7th, 2008 at 1:14 pm
Where did he find this girl, i am so jealouse it should be me :-).. he is so good looking. he should dump her and find someone much better!!
January 14th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
Tas bueno!! He’s hoooot!!!
January 14th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
i dont know if it’s the same, but if she is the girl he was living with for a couple years, then he said he met her at a dinner with some commom friends. and she was still a student, but she’s heiress of some make-up company or something like that. i’m not sure if this is about the same girl.
anyway, lucky girl!
January 30th, 2008 at 4:27 am
that girl is really lucky to have him as a boyfriend man i wish that was me he is fuckin sexy
March 22nd, 2008 at 4:01 pm
she doesn’t deserve a s*xy fella like him!!!!! HE IS TOO GOOD FOR HER!
March 24th, 2008 at 7:26 am
hell no, she looks to fugly for him.
man, if she can score him. what wonderful creature’s feet would i be able to sweep off? talk about being truly lucky. man.
HE IS THE SEXIEST MAN WHO HAS EVER WALKED THE FACE OF THE EARTH.
I LOVE HIM. TRULY. IMMENSELY.
April 13th, 2008 at 8:36 am
She is pretty..just ‘cuz shes ASIAN you lot don’t think shes pretty..at least shes pretty then certain cocaine-sniffing, alcohol binging models *cough*. He’s not even all that..I expect about hmmm 200 messages saying ‘YES HE IS!’, he needs some vaseline pronto, and to stop bulging his eyes out..yes yes they’re a woooonderful colour and what? Ha..Sayenara!
April 13th, 2008 at 8:41 am
& She has a great dress sense
April 26th, 2008 at 11:40 am
I could get lost in those deep brown eyes. My eyes are gray and I don’t want someone who looks like they could be my sister. I usually like darker skin(African) but she is an exception to the rule. Of course, all I see is light hair light eyes and light skin around here. So I would chase the first darker skin woman I see. Maybe she was the first dark skin women he saw when he escaped from the village of snow whites. : )
May 5th, 2008 at 7:13 am
i fink he as absolutally gawjus!!! but if he is happy wiv her thats fine!! i fink we should stop trying to controll him. If he likes her then he can have her! good for him. i fink he is da fittest guy on the planet but there u go. thats my oppinion! Dam i wish i was her!!!
May 8th, 2008 at 12:13 pm
Never mined whether she is known or not, I think the most important thing is love. They just love each other that is a good thing.
October 13th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
he is soooooooooooooo fine!!!!!!! damn I wish I had him all for me!!!
October 29th, 2008 at 8:05 pm
She is too pretty, they broke up anyway, but perhaps she’s got an actual brain that she uses!
October 29th, 2008 at 8:07 pm
He’s so hot on the Tudors, WOW! Hot-a-licious as it gets!
November 26th, 2008 at 12:29 pm
whtever.he’s handsome n she’s okay but u khnow lyf is lyk this .opposite attracts.n sure they’ll turn out 2 be A good couple.but sure he’s damn hot..no second thought.love u jrm……………….