Archive for March, 2007
Friday Afternoon Music
Friday, March 2nd, 2007All Y’all east coasters might be leaving work. You left coasties are looking at the clock. How ’bout some fun music?
Enjoy The Dan Band with their classic “Total Eclipse of the Heart”
Warning: Cursing, though I can’t imagine how you’re here if you don’t know we get dirty.
Chloe Sevigny Finally Pulls an Outfit from her “Sane Person” Closet
Friday, March 2nd, 2007Anna Nicole’s Funeral
Friday, March 2nd, 2007
We’ll bring you details and pictures as they come, but here’s the first shot from inside the funeral.
Although 300 people were invited, only about 100 attended.
The “well-known singer” was Joe Nichols. I’ve never heard of him.
Anna’s coffin cover looks like it was designed by Bobby Trendy.
The throngs of fans outside Mount Horeb Baptist Church cheered Larry Birkhead’s arrival, but booed Howard Stern’s.
Also in attendance: Slash and Hulk Hogan.
More details as they come.
Fat People Make Good TV
Friday, March 2nd, 2007
Channel 4 in the UK is has a new show called “Too Big To Walk?” It is a rip off of NBC’s “The Biggest Loser.” Essentially they are taking a group of morbidly obese people and taking them on a 500 mile trek from England to Edinburgh.
I really hope that nobody really is “Too Big to Walk” because that is essentially the whole point of the show. I wonder what the catchphrase is….are they going to kick off people when they can’t keep walking?
“You are…Too Big to Walk.” Depressing eh. I can’t even imagine how angry these folks are going to be when they are sore and hungry and having to trek around the countryside.
I really hope they bring this show to the US…I love “The Biggest Loser.” I’m a big fan of shows that emphasize losing weight by exercise. I also love it when contestants get randomly hot.
Check out the show’s site here.
Did Kellie Pickler Have a Boob Job?
Friday, March 2nd, 2007Katherine Heigl is Happy Just to Be Part of Such a Successful Show
Friday, March 2nd, 2007
LOLOLOLOLOL!!! OMFG! LOL! WTF? lololol rofl….
Excuse the immaturity; I was just trying to fit in with the cast of Grey’s Anatomy for a bit. Katie Heigl’s ContractNegotiationGate continues to spiral further and further away from the “we really are all like a family” party line everyone on that set is being forced to spout.
Just a quick refresher: early on Wednesday, the story broke that Heigl had dropped out of contract negotiations with the Grey’s producers, with a “source” stating that she was “disappointed and hurt that Touchstone doesn’t value her as much as her other co-stars.” By later in the day, Touchstone had released a rebuttal of its own: “We have a long-term contract to ensure she’ll be with the show for several years to come … we recently approached Katherine with an offer to raise her compensation significantly above the terms of her current contract. We were surprised to see this gesture reported negatively in the press.”
So can we be done with this now? No, no we cannot. Heigl struck back yesterday, releasing the following statement: “I am embarrassed that this has become a public matter and disappointed that Touchstone felt it necessary to divulge private employment information. I had hoped I would be able to deal with this issue confidentially with my bosses. I dropped out of the renegotiation simply because I wanted to treat myself with the respect I was not getting from them. No matter how unhappy I am about their decision to respond to this publicly, I continue to be passionate about and committed to this character.”
That’s nice. Stay tuned for next week, when Ellen Pompeo goes on strike because her new contract specifically stated that the vomit bags in her dressing room were to be emptied on the half hour and so can someone please explain to her how it is 12:45 and they’re still sitting there?
The World is a Happier Place Today
Friday, March 2nd, 2007How adorable is this little girl? Also, Brad Pitt is the hottest father in the world. He looks so happy to finally be playing the role of daddy. Jennifer Aniston must be crying in her soy milk organic peruvian no-carb oatmeal right now.
For more adorable pics check out Dlisted.














