Archive for March, 2007

Okay, Not to Be a Bitch …

Monday, March 5th, 2007

… but if my legs were actually coneshaped, I just wouldn’t wear a whole lot of those dresses with the really high slits. I just wouldn’t. Honestly, Tyra, you are still a very beautiful woman, but play down the legs. Play them down.

For good measure, America Ferrera, doing it (almost) right. Prop up the breasts, America. Prop them up.

Also, Aisha Tyler, because I love her. Whoever set up the red carpet at this event was retarded. All the celebs are trying desperately not to squint, with varying degrees of success. And I suppose I do have to hand it to Tyra and her years of modeling experience — she manages to make her face look stunning despite the fact that the sun seems to be in everyone’s eyes.

Pics from 38th Annual NAACP Image Awards in LA this weekend.

Soooo Cute!!!

Monday, March 5th, 2007

The Olsen girls at Paris Fashion Week. They are there to debut their new fashion line (!!!), after which Ashley plans to host some manner of Wiccan chanting circle, and Mary-Kate’s gonna try to pick herself up some broads.

Oh, Jason Wahler! There You Are!

Monday, March 5th, 2007

I was wondering what had happened to you. You haven’t been on our radar for months, so I figured you were probably in jail. I was close: you were in North Carolina.

Wahler, age 20, was busted in a raid on underage drinkers at a North Carolina night club this weekend. Wahler lied about his age and refused to show ID, so he was taken to the county jail early Saturday morning, where he screamed obscenities during the booking process. Cute. After spending a few hours in jail, he was released on $1000 bail.

Jason’s no stranger to run-ins with the cops. He was arrested in late September of last year for engaging in a physical altercation with a tow-truck driver, and in early September for saying some retarded shit to a cop (and being retardedly coked up at the time).

Hey, Jason, maybe it’s time you lay off the substances, eh? I dunno, just an idea.

On Second Thought, Bend it a Little More Carefully Than Beckham

Monday, March 5th, 2007
David Beckham injured the internal lateral ligament of his right knee during Real Madrid’s match on Sunday. His coach says the injury “is serious.” Hopefully David has time to heal and be back in full form when he moves to L.A. to become a big movie star play for the Los Angeles Galaxy in June.

Monday Morning Music

Monday, March 5th, 2007


Today I am featuring John Legend. He has created quite a lot of buzz in the past year and for some odd reason I never checked out his music. I recently downloaded this song, “Used to Love U” and I have been obsessed. A friend of mine invited me to his concert a couple summers ago and I think I was hungover so I passed. Now I am very upset. His voice is just pure sex and the beat to this song makes you want to get down and boogie. Yes. I said boogie, deal with it.
Sometimes also I hate posting live performances because they are lame…which is sad but true these days. He rocks this out live.
Enjoy.

Late-Night Links

Sunday, March 4th, 2007

We’re Kids Incorporated, K-I-D-S! Yeah! [Buzznet]

I don’t know much about Robin Thicke, but he looks like Russell Crowe and Justin Timberlake’s secret love child, and — perhaps not surprisingly — his new music video is creating quite a bit of buzz. [Allie is Wired]

Antonella Barba in Playboy? Hef says it’s a “very real possibility.” [Rumorficial]

Jared Leto is physically injured. The celebratory potluck will be held this evening at Perez Hilton’s house. [Ninja Dude]

I swear, the only people who have any right to be hospitalized for “dehydration” live in countries where the nearest hospital is 500 miles away and is also a tent. But Nicole Richie hits up an L.A. ER with this ubiquitous A-list ailment. [dlisted]

Avril Lavigne, you are soooo badass. [The Blemish]

Victoria Beckham is chased by pot-bellied pigs. ‘Nuff said. [Agent Bedhead]

Liz Hurley Married!

Saturday, March 3rd, 2007
Supermodel Liz Hurley married super rich dude Arun Nayar on Friday. The secret wedding took place a day earlier than expected, at a castle in England. They are still planning to hold a big-ass reception party tonight.

A Few Closing Thoughts for Friday

Friday, March 2nd, 2007
  • The first single for Tori Amos’s new CD has been released. Listen here.
  • Cool videos:
  • If you’re not watching The Sarah Silverman Show on Comedy Central, you are totally missing out on the funny.
  • New scandalous pics of Antonella Barba.

Have a fabulous weekend!!

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