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Zach Braff Can Buy and Sell You

Tuesday, March 6th, 2007

I like the show Scrubs. You should too. But should the star, Mr. Zach Braff, get $8.4m clams to continue the show into its seventh season? In a word, yes. Given the success Braff attained with Garden St he’s delaying other big paychecks by staying. Plus, it hasn’t been that long since Seinfeld and Friends were pulling down a million large for each episode.

The slight difference is that Scrubs has low ratings whereas those two shows were beloved by the masses.

But I think it was Sir Rod Stewart (he’s gotta be a knight, right?) who said:

Never wait or hesitate
Get in kid, before it’s too late
You may never get another chance.

A final fact - Charlie Sheen gets that sort of money for Two and a Half Men which I wouldn’t watch if you stapled my ass cheeks to the sofa. So in that spirit we salute you Zach to the Braff. Just don’t make me pick up the check next time we lunch.

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Hello there!

Tuesday, March 6th, 2007

Evil Beet is in the process of moving over to WordPress. We’re not quite done yet, so, while we toy with this site some more, please check out our current posts at evilbeet.blogspot.com.

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Heather Graham and Bridget Moynahan Make Out

Monday, March 5th, 2007

Hey there. I just saw a movie where Heather Graham and Bridget Moynahan make out. Basically Bridget is the fiancee of Heather’s brother… and Heather might be gay… and Bridg is drunk. Hey, wait a sec, does the plot even matter?

Sadly, while the imagery is pleasing the movie (Gray Matters) is not very good, which is why they are leaking this clip. I would suggest you watch it, don’t pay eight bucks, and save yourself a little time.

I will give some love to everyone who made the movie though, some movies just suck WITHOUT lovely ladies going for tongue. So point you there.

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Late-Night Links

Monday, March 5th, 2007

Lindsay Lohan’s out of rehab and on the loose. And everyone knows the next-best thing to some Grey Goose cocktail is some Ryan Phillippe … um .. you know. [A Socialite's Life]

Sarah Michelle Gellar: pregnant or fat? [INO]

Cammy Diaz nabs herself some Tyrese. [Cele|bitchy]

Premiere becomes the latest magazine to bid adieu to its print version, plans to focus efforts on online operations. [fishbowlLA]

Hey, guess who’s still freakin’ adorable? The Jolie-Pitt family! [ICYDK]

Also cute: TomKat and Suri, back on the intramural sports circuit. [dlisted]

Courtney Love breaks the big story that there was cocaine at Paris Hilton’s birthday party. We get it, Courtney. You’re sober now. But do you really have to ruin it for everyone else? [Warship]

Tobey Maguire and Jennifer Meyer take little Ruby Sweetheart into the ocean. Nude. (She’s nude, not them.) [POTP]

Pics from Liz Hurley’s wedding. [Allie]

ScarJo puts on her very ugliest dress for the Louis Vuitton show. Hair and shoes to match. [SOW]

One billion pics from the NAACP Image Awards. [PopSugar]

Also … a VERY SPECIAL thanks to Joy A. at Pop on the Pop for giving Evil Beet a shout-out in her Mediabistro interview. We love ya, Joy, and we love reading POTP!

Posted in Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Cameron Diaz, Courtney Love, Katie Holmes, Lindsay Lohan, Liz Hurley, Paris Hilton, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Scarlett Johansson, Suri The Fake Baby, Tobey Maguire, Tom Cruise | 4 Comments »

Diddy Sued Over Post-Oscar Brawl

Monday, March 5th, 2007

Remember how we told you about how Diddy allegedly slugged some dude at an Oscars afterparty, because, um … the guy didn’t want Diddy macking on his fiancee right in front of him? Well, the guy sued. You can read the entire allegation in the court document here, but I’ll give you the highlights (emphasis added by me).

Defendant Combs turned to Plaintiff and in a threatening and ominous manner yelled, “What the f*** you looking at dude?” Right away, Plaintiff, who felt threatened by Defendant and in fear for his safety and the safety of his girlfriend given Defendant’s conduct and the fact that they were surrounded by Defendant’s private security, immediately looked at this girlfriend and advised her that they should leave. Instantly, Defendant Combs, again in a threatening and ominous manner, yelled at Plaintiff that, “I’ll smack flames out your ass!” … Defendant Combs intentionally, willfully, knowingly and unlawfully attacked, assaulted and battered Plaintiff, without Plaintiff’s consent, thereby causing Plaintiff to fly backwards several feet.

Man, I sure am glad we don’t have to write gossip columns like legal documents. I should try that for a day. Just be all like, “This afternoon, at 10:15 p.m. Pacific Standard Time, Paris Hilton, also known as Paris Whitney Hilton, but referred to hereafter as Defendant Ho-bag, intentionally, willfully, knowingly and disturbingly exited a vehicle in the ominous absence of underwear, without the consent of the general public, who were visually and irreparably assaulted by the resultant imagery. Pics below.” Ha. Actually, that would rock.

Stay tuned to watch Diddy wriggle his way out of this one.

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Celebrity Ho-Names

Monday, March 5th, 2007

So when celebrities check into hotels under fake names what do they use? Have you ever been curious. Well the folks at PageSix Magazine are here to the rescue. It is actually quite funny going through these lists of aliases.

Angelina Jolie- Miss Lollipop
Jennifer Aniston- Mrs. Smith (um, ok..)
Val Kilmer- Thomas Paine
Paris Hilton- Tinkerbell (ya that’s not obvious)
George Clooney- Arnold Schwarzenegger
Bono- J.C Penney (isn’t that where you can buy his shirts?)
Britney Spears- Bella

Overall these are a bit weak. My favorite is that I guess Johnny Depp checks in as both “Mr Satan” and “Mr Donkey Penis.” How classy.

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