Tom Cruise is keeping a close eye on his bride. [Cele|bitchy]

Everyone hates Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. Meanwhile, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are just happy you know their names. [popbytes]

That chick is still starving herself until Sanjaya is voted off American Idol. I’m done hating Sanjaya. I’ve embraced the insanity. [POTP]

Hillary Duff and Joel Madden cross paths for the first time since their split. [The Bosh]

The editor-in-chief of Jane claims she’s had lesbian sex with Drew Barrymore. [Ninja Dude]

Wentworth Miller is adorable. [TBYLTH]

Let’s take a moment to pretend like we care about what Kimberly Stewart wore to the gym. [Celebrity Puke]

Remember in January when Paris Hilton (or her lawyers) pleaded no contest to “alcohol-related reckless driving?” She was sentenced to 36 months probation, alcohol education and $1,500 in fines. Her license was also suspended. Paris knew that, because of course Paris knew that. Hell, my grandfather probably knew that. It was all over the news. But when she was pulled over again in late February, speeding at night without her headlights on, her rep claimed she didn’t know her license was suspended. L.A. County prosecutors have had enough, and they’re asking a judge to revoke Hilton’s probation based on the February citation. If the judge agrees, Paris may be required to serve jail time.

“We’re confident we have sufficient evidence to prove that her license was suspended and that she had knowledge of that suspension,” said a spokesman for the city attorney’s office.

Paris’s rep, perhaps not surprisingly, declined comment.

She’s such a retard. You have all the money in the world and you’re still driving on a suspended license. Hire a driver for a year, genius.

While she made the very best efforts to keep the details of the Grey’s Anatomy spin-off quiet, Shonda Rhimes should know by now that no one on her set can keep their mouth shut about anything ever. So the deets leaked to the LA Times. Enjoy:

Following her recent disastrous romantic misfortunes, Addison (Kate Walsh) travels to Santa Monica to seek advice from her old medical school pals, Naomi (Merrin Dungey) and Jackson (Taye Diggs) whom she believes have it all: a beautiful teenage daughter, a great marriage and a highly successful health cooperative.

Addison quickly learns that Jackson, also a successful TV health guru, has divorced Naomi. During the visit, Addison also meets the rest of the gang at the cooperative: a widowed alternative medicine doctor, a self-doubting therapist, and a male gynecologist who knows little about women, and realizes she is on familiar ground.

Addison concludes that the personal lives of the people around her may be a mess, but professionally they stand out. (Sounds like those crazy interns, right?) So she decides to leave Seattle Grace behind and join the Oceanside Wellness Group team.

The sparse IMDB page also notes that Amy Brenneman (Judging Amy) and Chris Lowell (Veronica Mars) are attached.

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“I’ve spent a lot of time with Kim in Paris, And it’s been perfect. As soon as we landed, we went straight to the Eiffel Tower, drank champagne at the top and just kissed and kissed. Then we went up to my suite and had tantric sex for at least 30 hours, ordering up whipped cream and strawberries while we were at it. As meticulous as I am with my work, I’m more meticulous with lovemaking. I like to do it for a long time. A lot of guys out there get married, and they still do their own thing. I don’t want to get married and fail.”

30 hours of sex sounds kind of boring if you are asking me. I think I would start making grocery lists and counting sheep. I have no idea how this girl puts up with him. I would take the child support and run because I feel like he has a lot more baby mama drama in his future. This Eiffel Tower love story makes me almost as ill as when Tom Cruise proposed to Kate (remember when he re-named her, ya that didn’t stick) last summer.

This story is really too good to be true. Rumors are circulating that Aubrey O’Day from “Making the Band”:Danity Kane edition is knocked up with Diddy’s baby. I do believe that these two have knocked boots on more than one occasion but I hope that Aubrey is not Diddy’s fourth baby mama.

The scoop from an insider at Bad Boy says that Aubrey is with child.

“People here are always gossiping, so at first I didn’t listen to them. But I swear … now Aubrey is beginning to show. Everyone knows she had something going on with [Diddy]. It makes a lot of sense that he would be the father. I really hope Diddy didn’t [get her pregnant], because this could turn into a real mess … imagine if she sued for [sexual] harassment.”

Here is the P-Diddy baby count last time I checked.

Kim Porter-3
Misa Hylton-1
Sarah Chapman-1
Aubrey O’Day- ???

Aubrey has gained a bit of weight lately. Dude, she really looks like a tranny.

If you don’t believe me here is the link to the WireImage pics...this photo is from a Christina Aguilera party at Marquee in NYC.

More pics of Diddy and Aubrey.

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I do a better Kermit impression than this, but it’s still pretty freaky stuff.

Enjoy Kermit singing Johnny Cash’s “Hurt”