The Natural Order of the Universe Restored
March 28th, 2007 by Spiteful LarsI mean Just LOOK at this fucking goober.
That guy couldn’t get laid at a sex addicts meeting. Now look at the chick to his left. I’d clean her apartment for her. That’s a pun! But I really would. Dishes too.
So James Blunt and Petra Nemcova have broken up, and People magazine has confirmed it and everything. To this I say Thank God. I was starting to think the world worked in a way in which I had no comprehension, like a child lost in a movie theater playing the color bars. Now things are better. I feel better. One day at a time and all that.
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James Blunt makes me sick to my ass.
Give him curly hair and eyeglasses and you’ve got Napoleon Dynamite’s twin brother.
Vote for Pedro!
You’ve got a miserable whining little twat, that’s what you’ve got. Oh no, the lamenting will be even more dreadful now, won’t it!