Gerard Butler Has a Penis
March 15th, 2007 by Evil Beet
Are you one of the 80 billion people who saw 300 last weekend when it was still a movie I had honestly never in my life even heard of? Yes? Well then perhaps you are interested in these pictures of Gerard Butler, featuring the outline of his penis. Even if you didn’t see the movie and have never ever heard of him (like me!), penises are still awesome (yay!). Go penises!
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I AGREE WITH THAT LAST COMMENT, BUT REALLY, WHO SAID THAT ?CAUSE IT’S HARD TO BELEAVE THAT ITS REALLY GERARD BUTLER, ALTHOUGH THAT WOULD BE SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO TO PROVE ITS GERRY, GIVE SOME FACTS THAT ARE NOT ALREADY KNOW, AVIOUS, OR ON THE E-NET.
uhh….. yeah… if your gerard butler than im emmy rossum. hahaha your probably just some fat old guy who wishes he could get all these kick ass comments about your dick, but you cant cuz your micro sized lol. (wow im a bitch , but oh well!) and madalyn go to facebook.com to figure it out.
ps “gerry”,
its VIT not kit you stupid fucker!!!!
VIT,
I TRIED TO GET FACEBOOK, BUT I CAN’T. SORRY. I REALLY WISH I COULD,BUT MY COMPUTER IS FUCKED & I DON’T HAVE AN E-MAIL ADDRESS & WHEN YOU LIVE W/ MY PARENTS, YOU DON’T GET DIDILLY SQUAT, INCLUDING PRIVACY. I DON’T KNOW IF THERE IS ANY OTHER WAY, BUT IF YOU KNOW OF ANY, DO TELL.
WHAT I DON’T UNDERSTAND IS IF THE E-NET & ALL THIS TECHNOLIGY IS SOOOOOOOOO HIGH TECH THEN WHY CAN’T THESE PEOPLE FIND EASIER/BETTER WAYS TO COMUNICATE WITH OTHER PEOPLE WITHOUT ADDRESSES NEEDED. THIER SOOOOOOO SMART, SO THEY NEED TO START FIGURING IT OUT.
yeah my mom used to check my email….ggrrr ehat a bitch
but then i made my own secret account
and now life is good
hey madalynn
im sorry for being such a bitch
i was just joking around
please dont hate me or come to my house and eat me alive in my sleep
ps, the guy pretending to be gerard butler… your not, ppl arnt retarded.
THANKS CHUCK. I REALLY APRICIATE IT, & NO I DONT HATE YOU & I PROMISE TO NOT COME TO TOUR HOUSR & EAT YOU ALIVE. WE ALL NEED TO JOKE AROUND ONCE IN A WHILE & GET SOME FUN ANGER OUT ON SOMEONE TO RELAX, BY BEING A BITCH. I DO IT AT SCHOOL ALOT.
VIT,
WELL, I CANT GET MY OWN SECRET ACCOUNT EITHER, BUT WE CAN STILL ALWAYS TALK THROUGH THIS SITE. CHUCK, YOU CAN ALWAYS TALK TOO, NOW THAT WE ARE ALL COOL WITH EACH OTHER.
My bad Chuck,
I spelled “your house” wrong in that 2nd sentence. I type too fast & I missed the keys. All is good now.TTYL.
i must say that i am very angry cuz my school blocked theses pics now…grrr.
hahaha one of my friends has just admited her love for him lol
its shocking how a guy in his late 30s can have so many teenage fans!
What sweet and sexy Papacito you are, Mr. Butler! You are simply the best!
Tienes un cuerpos y unos ojos que son para morirse y que tremendo actor que eres!
I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN VIT, MY SCHOOL BLOCKS SO MANY SITES AND PICS TOO,BUT I’M NOT TOO SUPRISED TO SEE HOW MANY FANS HE HAS WITH A BODY/VOICE LIKE THAT.
HE’S GOING TO BE THE HOTTEST LOOKING OLD(80yr)GUY ON THE PLANET!!!!!! HE’S ONLY 38, BUT HE LOOKS LIKE HE’S IN HIS MID 20′S. I LOVE HIS HUMOR TOO. HE MAKES EVERYONE LAUGH, WETHER IT BEING A STUPID COMMENT OR HIM BEING GERRY, HIS HUMOR SPEEKS FOR HIM.
HE HAS A TRASH MOUTH THAT I THINK A LOT OF FANS FIND SEXY… I DO. OHHHHH, I JUST GOT THE MOVIE “P.S. I LOVE YOU” ON THE 6TH RIGHT AFTER SCHOOL. IT’S SO GREAT, I CRIED & LAUGHED MY ASS OFF. YOU SHOULD SEE IF YOU HAVN’T ALREADY.
hoooooo my god is a biutiful. o no
Angie,
I don’t have a clue of what you just said & I bet no one else did either. It didnt make much sense & you spelled beautiful wrong, just so you know. & “O No” what?
wow. you people are ABSOLUTELY ridiculous. no offense, but you REALLY need to get off the computer and go outside once in a whie…. maybe meet some people.. in real life….
Now Now Evan,
Don’t be gelious just because we have fun & our own lives, but you have neither. Just cause we talk to other people or about other people doesn’t mean we don’t have lives or don’t go outside. I woke up this morning, doesn’t that mean i’m still living, so I have a life & I love it, & I love the outdoors. Some of us are big fans of Gerry Butler, so what, get over it. & if you don’t know who he is then that’s your loss. So keep your comments to yourself. P&TY.
P.S. VIT,
JUST TO MAKE SURE YOU KNOW, THE COMMENTS FROM “MVB,& MB” IS ME. I PUT A COUPLE DIFFERENT NAMES DOWN, OH, VALENTINE IS ME TOO. JUST WONDERING IF YOU KNEW THAT.
Jesus!It took sooo freakin long to find the bottom cuz people are chatting about nothing,when they should be talking about Mr.Butler. I just watched PS I love you and I think its the best movie out there,better then Note Book. I don’t know how much times I cried and how many times I will watch this movie. All I have to say is the movie was too good and I think my boyfriend will cry too…lmao~~
OMG, I absolutely adore Gerard Butler! I thought he was absolutely charming in PS I Love You. I hope I meet him one day! Did you know that he lives here in London? It is so positively spectacular that we both live here in London! I hope I run into Mr.Butler one day as I am walking my dog!
Wow, Claire I didn’t know you wrote on this website! Remember that time I ran in to Mr.Butler at the mall. He was so sweet. Oh, I do hope that I meet him again some day soon!
well I guess I’ll watch the movie AGAIN!cuz its soo freakin awsome…lol..What,you ladies actually got to see this unbelievably gorgeous man in person????I’m so jealous!lol..honestly,I am..hehe…One day when I’m rich enogh to travel the world, I will have to go to London,not to stalk but to admire…well ttyl all you Butler fans
OMG, I can’t wait to meet Gerry again too, I have never met someone so sweet to his fans or anyone in general. I’m one of his biggest fans & he’s my role model. Everyone should go buy/rent “P.S. I Love You”, it’s so great, or just buy all his movies like I did, beleive me, it’s woth the money. It will make you laugh & cry your ass off, I did. Gerry is the perfect part for anything, in any movie. I can’t wait to see him again!!!!!!!!!! I also can’t wait to get my other autograph back. I talk to his publicist once in a while, yes I have her number. She’s really nice too.
He Is So Fucking hot! Ohhh… just the thought of his penis size makes me all horny and stuff. But yeahhe is fucking hot! If he was the only guy left on this earth I fuck him in a day. LOL
chocolate is good. are people making online freinds? my mommy says you should never make online freinds… unless you want to be raped.
When I first see him in Attila I felt for him…. since then he is my fantasy I wish I could meet him
OH MY GOD! Is Gerard Butler, like, not the most HANDSOMEST man in the ENTIRE world?!?!?! I want to meet him SOOO bad!!!Hes SOOO FLIPPIN HOT!!!Gerard, you, like, need to visit WA sometime so we can experience all your hottness!!! I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!! He was SOOO HOT in 300, phantom of the opera,P.S. i love you, nims island, and all his other brilliant movies hes played in so PHENOMINALLY!!! GERARD BUTLER, I NEED TO MEET YOU!!!To bad I dont live in London , though im sure we will meet soon!!!YOURE SO FLIPPIN HOT!!!
umm WOW. Marry me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he makes me horney!
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OMG! Gerard Butler is so goddamn HOT! I love him! And he is SUCH a great actor. I love his sexy Scottish accent too! Apparently he is really really nice too, and really funny. What a perfect guy!? WOW! Whoever ends up with him is one lucky girl!
Btw all you people who keep saying that people on here need to get a life are hypocrites! If you really believe that, then that must mean that YOU need to get a life not people like MB and Vit, who are just fans showing their love for Gerry. So fuck off and stop being so bloody hypocritical. Jealousy doesn’t suit anyone, so grow the fuck up!
i would suck his dick all day long a swallow his cum all day long and have him fuck me in my tight virgen ass
WOW Anonymous,
Talk about nasty!!!! You really need to keep those thoughts to yourself!!!!!!!! It’s just way too sick!!!!!!! & I don’t ever think Gerry would want to meet a girl like you if he knew you said perverted stuff like that. He’s soooo NOT that kind of guy. Why not try being a fan & not a disturbed stalker. Being a fan is so much better, ask any Gerry fan out there. Now it’s great to be a fan & want to meet Gerry one day, but when you take it to far… like you did…it’s just wrong!!!!!!! Seriously, nobody on this site wants to read what you just wrote. So try to flatter Gerry & not try to scare him.
omg i love him in the phantom of the opera he is so sexy and seductive if you havent seen him in this movie you are missing out because he sings and he has an amazing voice and his hot bod
wow dont u just wish hed come over to ur house and just sit on ur couch naked ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh
I dont care how he does it i just want him to fuck me up and let me suck.
Gerard’s breast reduction is evident by his nip/tuck scars.
Clealry, he did steroids for his role in the 300 and once he went off them, he grew man-boobs.
Hence, the quick-tit-suck-n-staple….
I’d still do him anyway, though!
XXX
Seriously Sophia,
Come on. Gerry earned those hot pecks from “300″ by working out 24/7!!! So what if he gained some weight when he was done with the movie, it’s called relaxing & taking a brake. Gerry is so not the type of actor who goes and gets stupid implants or something stupid like that just for a film. He wants to feel like he really is that character and wants to feel like he deserves that part just like he deserves that sexy body. Big deal, so he has some skin around his pecks in a couple pictures. Like anybody really cares. Now i know we all do want to stare at his nice body, but shouldn’t we be staring at his face more… YES WE SHOULD!!! Gerry is perfect just the way he is & I hope he never changes a thing. Gerry will never become any less of a sexy, humorous, hot, sweet, talented, gifted, and successful man than he is now, he can only get better and better at everything!!!!!!
Once again Anonymous,
Talk about NASTY!!!!!!!!! You really need to know when and where to draw the line. You have taken your obsession WAY too far!!!!!!!! Take it down a notch, for all our sakes. Your making us regular Gerry fans vomit. Like i said before go ahead and be as obsessive as you want, but at least keep it to yourself, PLEASE.
Once again Anonymous,
Talk about NASTY!!!!!!!!! You really need to know when and where to draw the line. You have taken your obsession WAY too far!!!!!!!! Take it down a notch, for all our sakes. Your making us regular Gerry fans vomit. Like i said before go ahead and be as obsessive as you want, but at least keep it to yourself, PLEASE. Sometimes it’s better if you just don’t say anything at all. Try it.
Anonymous,
Talk about NASTY!!!!!!!!! You really need to know when and where to draw the line. You have taken your obsession WAY too far!!!!!!!! Take it down a notch, for all our sakes. Your making us regular Gerry fans vomit. Like i said before go ahead and be as obsessive as you want, but at least keep it to yourself, PLEASE. Sometimes it’s better if you just don’t say anything at all. Try it.
I WANNA SEE HIM NAKED!!!!!!
hey gerry come look what ive got in store at my candy shop……help yourslef to anything its on me…….can i have some of your cookies…u can have some of my pie
i dont know..it looks more like his balls swinging low in his shorts, not his peeenis.
This is INSANE!
WHO CARES IF HE HAS A BIG WANG!!!!
HE”S A HUMAN BEING!!!
Big or little who cares!?? He is NOT CIRCUMCISED and it doesn’t get any better than that!
Thank you,
I have to agree with Anonymous’s last quote… some what. I mean, yes, who cares, & why are you talking about his pi–s, but it sort of does matter that he does have “one” because that would make him either female or fixed & he’s neither!!!!!!! BIG or small doesn’t matter though. He’s a MAN, he’s my MAN!!!! And yes, he’s a human being, so treat him like one… with respect.
I do not believe this
you guys are FREAKS! the whole lot of you!
If you have to do it, you might as well do it right