Gerard Butler Has a Penis
March 15th, 2007 by Evil Beet
Are you one of the 80 billion people who saw 300 last weekend when it was still a movie I had honestly never in my life even heard of? Yes? Well then perhaps you are interested in these pictures of Gerard Butler, featuring the outline of his penis. Even if you didn’t see the movie and have never ever heard of him (like me!), penises are still awesome (yay!). Go penises!
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screw rio rox did you see his butt in 300
pppppppfffffffffffffttttttt lam-o I bet none of you have even met him, fighting over a guy on the internet? seriously? thats priceless,that is an awsome name though, gerard?
pppppppfffffffffffffttttttt lam-o I bet none of you have even met him, fighting over a guy on the internet? seriously? thats priceless,that is an awsome name though, gerard
Jb fan thats exactly why they call him butler
WOW… gerard butler is so fuckin sexy. i would luv to lick him all over from head to toe and suck his cock till the break of dawn. shit id fuck tat bitch till i couldnt fuck no mo and tats a long time.
Oh my GOD!!! That last comment I just read made me want to puke. In fact, I think i just did a little. Well, WHAT’S YOUR NAME 4LIFE, i think u really have some serious perverted issues to sort out. . . YOUR SICK !!! Gerry deserves a lot more respect then what your giving him. U may think your being nice, but your probably just making him want to puke as well. I LUV Gerry & I respect him with all my heart. God blessed Gerry the same as he blessed the rest of us, but I bebeive that in the end, God gave Gerry that last bit of extra love, a gift of talent & character/humor that I’ve never seen in anyone else but Gerry. His voice is like a corous in Heaven singing, his humor is was meant to lighten everyones day, his talent is a gift that will take him far, his looks & body are like the perfect male model with the greatest style, and just look at that smile, it sparkles like the stars in the midnight sky with the sweetest/ biggest dimpples that stretch across his face when he laughs. LUV U GB!!! Your #1FAN
It just doesn’t get any better than Gerry Butler. Hey, if you don’t know who Gerry is then i feel sorry 4 u, but here’s how u can find out who he is. Just look up the words GOREOUS, HILARIOUS, TALENTED, PERFECT, & let’s not forget SEXY. Now i could really make a full dictionary filled with flatering words discribing Gerry, but her’s just some of the main 5 i think fitt his natural character best. And if u don’t have a dictionary then be creative & use your imagination. He’s HOT, imagine him singing to you without a shirt and afterwards tells u his weird yet funny Gerry jokes. So check out his web sites and make sure u go to see his new movies coming out soon and the ones that are already out!!!!! Their all great!!!!!! I should know, I own them all, literally. And i’ve already seen everything that’s in theaters.
2 THUMBS UP GERRY!!!!!
IMPLANTS!!!!!!! MAN BOOBS!!!!!! I very highly doubt that Gerry had implants or man boobs when he was younger. He’s smart enough to know that he doesn’t need surgery or should waist well earned money to get it when he can work out & look even better. He’s just perfect the way he is, so leave him the HELL alone with the rude insulting comments about his body. I hope to God he never changes his body or looks in any way, expecially by surgery. Besides, have any of you retards out there ever heard of ‘BABY FAT’, well some people get & some don’t, some loose it as they get older or the oposite. It really doesn’t matter, who cares, I know I don’t. Gerry’s a very special person who deserves more & more each day & a lot more respect and flatering comments than what he’s getting now. Anyway, that’s probably just extra skin from working out for movies then relaxing and going back to his regular body again, then getting fit again for another movie and so on. I get it on my arms/ & a little on my stomach because I lift weights for a week then sit on my ass for the weekend and slack off the next week then lift more weights the next week & so on with me, so BACK OFF!!!! He’s an ANGEL so treat him like one, better yet, treat him like a regular humanbeing, like one of Gods creations, with love & respect like we all deserve. I MEANT EVERY WORD GERRY. YOU DESERVE IT! DON’T EVER CHANGE GERRY, NOT ONLY YOUR BODY, BUT YOUR GREAT HUMOR IN THAT HUGE HEART OF YOURS, I/WE LOVE YOU THE WAY YOU ARE!!!! YOUR SOMETHING SPECIAL$$$$****!!!!
Hey Gerry, I don’t know how often you get to look at these sites, & I don’t blame you for not wanting to look at a site named after this one, but I think you should take a look at this one and put down some comments of your own. I would love to hear what you have to say about my comments and questions. I wouldn’t actually be hearing it, but seeing your thoughts is good enough. It would be soooooo cool to get some comments back from you to me. I was also wandering, I’m always looking at your different pictures, & is your hair brown or black? Do you dye your hair or is it just lighting that changes the color? Either way, both colors look great!!!!! I also just wanted to know, do you have any fears from your child hood/ past? If you don’t want to say, that’s fine, it’s your buisness. I do & I don’t know how to get past them. Well, I’m terrified of spiders & worms, but that’s just cause of the multiple legs/ quick moves and the no legs/ slimmy bodies, but my past time mistakes/ misunderstandings haunt me and what would you do to stop it? Right now all I do is look to you and you make me smile & clear my thoughts, do you think that’s a good solution? What do you do, besides look in a mirror? Do you look to your past to make you cry in movies, or do you just have great acting kills. I always thought I would be a great actress because of my voice, and I’m very good at making myself cry/laugh and stuff like that, how about you?
*HOPE TO HEAR BACK FROM YOU SOON!!!*
he is hot!!!!!!!!!!
I adore him!!!! <3 i turn 16 in june and i want him to pop out of my cake!!!!
madalyn banks is creepy stalker
M.D.,
get a fucking life and stop stalking the poor guy. every body i have shown this to this that your a fucking creep who needs to get a hobby (other than stalking him)
WOW Madalyn do you like masturbate over Gerard Butler every minute of the day? or have loads of posters covering your bedroom walls of Gerry?
Because you sound like your obsessed with the poor man….. Not thats it’s a bad obsession none the less :P
Gerard Butler is hot but I don’t think you should obsess about him or treat him like an angel or for that matter call him perfect… Nobody is perfect not even God. We all screw up in one way or another.
because he probably just wants to be treated like a normal man.
OMFG GERARD BUTLER HAS LIKE THIS MASSIVE PENIS.
Dude like I care?
BUT IT WAS MASSIVE
How the hell will this effect your life by making it any better or worse by knowing this?
Well ummm….
Exactly.
Go eat Mc donalds please :)
Hey miss “Anonymous”, like I tell every other person who makes fun of me for being one of Gerry’s biggest fans, GO FUCK YOURSELF & keep your mouth shut BITCH!!!! No, I don’t obsess over him, I support him and respect him. I do treat him like a normal person cause that’s what he is & yes i agree, nobody is actually perfect, but there’s a thing called sarcasm and besides Gerry’s the next best thing. So screw off and yes i do have posters of Gerry in my room, more than you i’m sure, r u even a real fan? I don’t care if i have 11 posters, or if i think he’s an angel. He’s sweet and i think he deserves our support/respect. Oh & by the way, i have a life a very nice life and no i’m not stalking Gerry or masterbate over him, i don’t stalk anyone. I know Gerry wants 2 b treated equally & that’s just what i do, so stop taking my words so literally, ASS. & what do you mean when you say “the poor guy”? There’s nothing poor about him, and all the other G.B. fans out there, don’t listen to the one called Anonymous, she/he’s a jack ass with no humor or consideration for how others feel towards Gerry. Feel the way u want, b as much of a fan as u like, but don’t right shit about other peoples thoughts. I’m still your biggest fan Gerry.
Oh here’s a fun question for you “Anonymous”. How am i such a stalker if i haven’t even met the guy!!!!!!! I live in Pittsburgh & he’s in London, England somewhere, & i know that because it’s on his web sites. Go jump off a cliff!!!! Nobody will miss you. And you think i’m the creep, LOL,ya good one. How about you stop making rude FUCKED UP remarks about other peoples comments. I treat everyone like a human being and Gerry get’s that as well. But if it makes you feel better, i’ll stop sooooooo dramatic about Gerry, & if it doesn’t make you feel better than I won’t stop being over dramatic. I’ll tell u one thing, i will never stop giving all my love, respect, and support to my #1 role model Gerry.
By the way Anonymous, i don’t know your name, but i put my name up for a reason. So people can see who i am & what huge fan i am of Gerry & all the complements i give him are what any other fan would, so may be u need to take a look at some of the other comments i put down in the beginning and see if u agree with some of the stuff i have to say about Gerard, cause their all positive comments that just say what a fan i am & how nice he is, so don’t acuse me of being a stalker when u don’t even know me. It’s people like you that make Gerry & his fans sick!!!!!! Your the real creep. & really, look at my other comments, their not creepy their nice & supporting & how much you wanna bet that Gerry doesn’t think mine are creepy & stalking, but yours are rude/disrespectful and you have no right to talk to other people that way. Nice talking with you… NOT!!!!!
eu gosto muito do gerard butler ele e muito gostoso
Madalyn,
im sorry but your comments arecreepy. so take a chill pill. and when i said poor guy i ment that i felt badfor him having you as a stalker.
by the way id bet a million bucks that he thinks your comments are creepy.
Hey Vit, did u know that your just rude and ignorant. I’m sorry if me being one of Gerry’s fans creeps you out, but how the HELL would u know what he thinks. Ya, that’s what i thought, u don’t. Now like i said before, I’M NOT A STALKER!!!!!!!! I never stalked a person in my life & i don’t ever plan on it. I’m just a fan like everyone else, & how much u wanna bet that almost every Gerry fan has at least 1 poster of him or picture of some sort. I don’t obsess, at least i try not to & i don’t mean to come to u or anyone else as creepy. Now, the “Poor guy” as u call him, isn’t a poor guy at all. Why should anyone feel bad for him for having a fan? & i’ve never even met him so, just relax OK.
Vit,
U go ahead & bet that million bucks and see what happens. I wouldn’t be suprised to find out that your 1 million bucks short cause u found out that Gerry didn’t mind having a nice fan. LOL!!!! I for one would love having fans like me & i would also love if you stoped making rude remarks about my comments & then i’m sure u would love if i didn’t bother u about your comments. Now, really i’m a nice girl with i guess u could say a depressing, slow, dim life, but i’m still alive right & i have lots of hobbies, so PLEASE everyone out there, including Vit, stop making these comments & just let me state my own opinions as a huge Gerard B. fan. It really does hurt my feelings when i get made fun of for being too nice or just being accused of for things that aren’t true. I’m a writter & i love to write to people or about people, it’s one of my hobbies, but i get made fun of enough at school/home. Now i don’t mean for this to sound creepy, but gerry is a big part in my life, he really let’s the brighter & happier side of me show. I try not to go over board w/ it & it sounds like u all think i have, so i’m working on it OK. So PLEASE, leave me & my comments alone & keep your rude comments about me to yourself. THANK YOU.
I adore Gerard Butler!!!! Eyoooowwww!!! What a freaking hottie!!!!! I love everything about this man…mmmmmmm!!!!
md,
yeah im brutally honest and blunt but so what. i love gerard butler too, but your a little creepy, sorry but its true. sure i talk about him often im pissed that he is dating cameron diaz. but i really dont care if he has a bad child hood or if his hair is brown or black. i just think he is an amazing actor and the sexiest man ever, but seriosly you need to take it down a notch.
MB. you are a fucking sketch bag who needs to get a life. and stop stalking ppl. YA FUCKING FUCKER.
evil beet your a fuckin sketch bag too. god everyone on this website is a fuckin creeper. except. “vit” cuz shes right beside me in bio class haha shes cool, and the rest of u are not. espically madelyn banks
Average if we are lucky, definitly not angressie user of it and in need of assistance to learn how – shame; average to me is aobut 8.5 inches unless you count ungly asians then average drops to like 4 inches~! It is true and even asian women alwasy seek, black, white or latin men. I will not be a member of a gym that admits asian members becaus eI do not want to see their ugliness in the locker room. Youwoudl think that these people would want to stop this hideous and unwanted characteristic and get viasectomies. an Asian penis is indeed ugly – all Human penis’ is beautiful (note: Asians evolved from Homo erectus and all other non monkey, ape, prosimian primates are evolved from Homo heidelbergensis
Madalyn Banks, im coming to your house. you sound really sexy and passionate. i live in pittsburg too. im coming for you madalyn. i know where you live babe cuz you put your address on here babe. see you tonight sexy. :)
Hey, i told u VIT, i’m working on the creepy situation, i really am, but don’t think it’s going to make me stop being a huge fan of GB. & so u know, i looked it up on the E-NET & found out that Gerry isn’t going out with Diaz, it says that he dinied her love. So that should cheer u up. Now, please just stop putting up comments about how creepy u think i am, please. I would really appriciate it a lot. I promise not to bag on u if u don’t bag on me. I’m just trying to do something here & there, but not 24/7. & once again to everyone, i’m not a stalker, nerver was, never will be. And Chuck, u have no right to make comments like that about other fans & me. I’m sure your just as much of a FUCKIN SKETCH BAG as we all seem to be. So u can take your comment & shuv it up your ASS!!!!! & i speak 4 everyone who u bagged on. & so u know, i have a life, a life that i’m thankful for unlike u seem to be about your life, & like i’ve told everyone else, i don’t stalk at all, i’m just a fan, may be a bigger fan than some, but still just a fan and nothing more. DON’T STALK, NEVER WILL!!!!!!!!!! & it’s not like anyone of us fans find u to be real cool either, so thumbs up, YOUR ASS.
Hey Mr McGregor,
Until i know more about u like your 1st name & what u look like & a bit about your past, don’t even think about coming to my house without my permision unless u want arrested for stalking me. Sorry i put my address up, that was a mistake. Now if what u said about me is true & u actually feel that way, then u can talk to me over this web site & give me comments/info, but not until i think i know u.
P.S. Thanks for the sweet comments though. U sound nice.
im supposed to be doing an assignment on attraction…then i stumbled on to this website….
hes hot …is my opinion…but really to waste your time here…when you know the guy will never view this site is quite saddd
i hate you madalyn go fuck a hippo, ya piece of shit., by the im gunna come to your house ant rape u my first name is josh, I HATE YOU!!!!
ahahaha, madalyn. what ever. I AM MR MCGREGOR1
Well, I think Gerard Butler is either the sexiest, or one of top 3 sexiest men alive! [not including my bunny] and I have a huge picture of him on my binder that I stare at when class is boring. [a girl has gotta have some eye candy]
okay well my last comment was really mean sounding. but what i ment was that okay what ever ill be nice now that ive had my fun. and i am mr mcgregor. i made that up to scare you cuz you were kinda being stupid by putting up your address for the whole world to see.
by the way madalyn, dont steal chucks word it pisses him off alot
Well, this goes to VIT & Chuck,
So, vit, nice prank. i must admit, yes it was totally stupid of me 2 put my address up, but i wasn’t thinking at the time. & i dont want to steal chucks word, he can keep it. to be totally honest, i wasnt that interested. i plan on being single for the rest of my life, going off by myself. So, you did have your fun & i do really respect you being nice. i won’t be putting my private info up any more. Dont worry.
Chuck, i dont think your the nicest person either, but like i told vit, i wont say anything rude about you if you do the same 4 me, please/thanks. i dont like what u said to me & i find it very ignorant, i dont know y you hate me so much, but i’ll work on it if u just treat me with a little more respect, or just dont say anything about me at all. that would be the best. & please dont threaten me with rape. it makes u just as creepy as u think i am, & it will get u sent to jail if u do ever come 2 my house. So, sorry i put my address up, yes that was really stupid of me, but i would love if everyone would just ignore it then.
RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO KEEP MYSELF IN ORDER & STAY OUT OF TROUBLE, & I HOPE THAT EVERYONE ON THIS STE WILL TAKE SOME PRESSURE OFF ME BY NOT TALKING ABOUT ME IN SUCH RUDE WAYS OR JUST DONT TALK ABOUT ME AT ALL, I WOULD LIKE THAT. I PROMISE NOT TO MAKE THOSE TYPES OF COMMENTS TO THEM IF THEY JUST DO THAT FOR ME. P&TY
so, are we cool now i hope? you seem pretty cool. and ignore anything else chuck says, shes just a total bitch, eh chuck?
I REALLY APPRICIATE IT VIT!!!!!!! & YES WE ARE COOL, IF YOU MEAN IT. & I WILL IGNORE CHUCK, BUT I WONT SAY SHES A BITCH CAUSE I DONT KNOW HER. SO I THANK YOU AGAIN & TELL CHUCK THAT I THANK HER TOO IF SHE DOES THE SAME. YOU SEEM REALLY COOL TOO. I HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU ALL AGAIN ON THE POSITIVE SIDE, AS I WILL FOR YOU.
I ate a donut.
Wow, you people need to grow up and get a life. Arguing over the internet ain’t what it’s all about. Doin’ the hokey-pokey is what’s it’s all about.
Doen’t look like thier fighting any more, so i would just but out of it & let them talk all they want. May be this IS how some people comunicate. & making sick/rude/ comments about what other people write isn’t what it’s all about either. Niether is the hokey-pokey, at least not for me & many others i’m sure.
hey banks you got facebook?
SORRY VIT, I DON’T REALLY KNOW WHAT FACEBOOK IS. WHAT IS IT? I’M HOPING IT’S SOMETHING NICE. A LITTLE MORE INFO ABOUT IT WOULD HELP ME CAUSE I’M NOT REAL SURE WHAT IT IS. LOL. I GO OLD SCHOOL. LOL. AFTER I KNOW WHAT IT IS & HOW TO GET IT, I CAN CHECK & SEE IF I HAVE IT OR IF I CAN GET IT. IS IT ON THE COMPUTER OR DO I NEED TO BUY IT?????? INFO LIKE THAT.
HEY OHHAI, WAS THE DONUT GOOD? WHAT TYPE? LOL. HAHAHAH!!!!
Holy shit cocksucker4life you are going into very darastic measures!!
Thank you all the girls that are commenting me but what kind of
pourn-o site is this? Oh and by the way I thank banks and kit for resolving.OHHIA I bet that donut was good..haha.