Gerard Butler Has a Penis
March 15th, 2007 by Evil Beet
Are you one of the 80 billion people who saw 300 last weekend when it was still a movie I had honestly never in my life even heard of? Yes? Well then perhaps you are interested in these pictures of Gerard Butler, featuring the outline of his penis. Even if you didn’t see the movie and have never ever heard of him (like me!), penises are still awesome (yay!). Go penises!
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dude looks like he had a masecotmy on both breasts, i wonder if he had man boobs when he was younger, if you look at the close up pics you can see the skin around his nipples is very distorted, and you can see scars.
Maybe he had pec implants? In the movie there is a scene were you see that same line going under his moobs and I thought it was a flaw in special effects.
Ick, if he paid for those pecs, he should ask for a refund. I do like the penis, though.
i could give 2 shits about his nipple distortion. he is the most besutiful man I’ve ever laid eyes on. i and millions of women around the world are dying to have sex with him.
Yeah, well rent Mrs Brown, and wait til Gerry and Billy Connolly go running naked into the ocean. There’s a short bit there where if you slow it down and magnify Mr Butler, you’ll notice that they didn’t airbrush. Nasty me.
Gerard Butler was top of his class at Law School, handsome, witty, multi-talented and pleasing to the soul as well as the eye. What more is there? This guy is one in a trillion. Were that I were I to be so fortunate to know personally I would guess he is possesses more than just physical beauty and in fact that his true beauty may be his soul.
“Oh My!”
*Falls off chair”
I totally agree with alfeim ………..this man is top dog in my book and I am sure many women feel the same.
I have to say…… I admire everything about Gerry!!! Love him in 300. He is a beautiful Attila. Those eyes! WOW! those eyes. And come on what about his voice? He is just perfect! I want him for Christmas!!!!!
i love him!
Very sizable I must say.
I love this Man.. hes SO HOT and wow.. i agree with all the good comments such as Men woman want sex with him – i do and i want him for christmas but do rember Gerard Butler is not just for Christmas he is for life :D
Let’s just say he’s Angel Gabriel of the 21st centuary.
“For Gerard”
who cares about Gerard Butler’s penis size? I love the size of his heart & soul — they are way bigger than his penis. big willies are a dime a dozen but ive never known a man as ‘endowed’ with so much emotion & passion as Gerry. how can his penis be more important than WHO he is as a person?
Rio Rox.
OH MY GOD!!!!!! Your a blind doosh bag if you havn’t noticed that Gerard Butler is the most beautiful creation on this earth. When God made Gerard Butler, he was showing off. Ya, he has a huge penis, but he has an even gigger sence of humor in his heart. My birthday is 2/14/92 and i want him as my valentine!!!! People out there, don’t be ass holes talking about whats wrong with his looks or body!!! It’s nothing commpared to whats right about his looks and body!!!!Get a life, get a hobby, and make sure Gerard Butler is in it all.
DAMB!!!!!!!! I don’t think there’s such a thing as a hotter or sexier man than Gerry Butler. WELL, all i can say is if Gerry Butler’s ever in Pittsburgh and needs a free place to stay with a lot of room, then Gerry, be my guest to come to my house at 9501 Woodcrest rd. pitts. pa 15237, and just to be clear, i’m not one of the fans that will attack you for an autograph or a lock of your hair as a suvineer. Please ignore my bad spelling. Hey, like i said before, i’m a valentines Day girl and i wouldn’t want anything more than to have Gerard butler say happy birthday to me in person. I bet my parents wouldn’t want to see anything more than to see me smile. From one of your fans
He’s is a gorgeous man. I saw the movie he was just in P.S. I Love You and i fell in love with him. I didn’t notice how many movies he was from (Beowulf, Phantom of the Opera, 300, and a bunch of others). He is soooo sexy. Wow. I want him in my pocket for rainy days. :P
Oh for gawd’s sake, grow up. So the guy has a penis…that shouldn’t come as any big surprise (especially if you’re a Yellow Towel GAL, like me). I’m a huge fan of Gerry’s, and have been since I first saw him in Dear Frankie. Haven’t seen PS I Love You, but will check it out this weekend. I think he has great talent, and I’m thrilled not to be reading about him in the tabloids for stupid things. He seems to be a genuinely decent guy, and I personally hope he continues to do well in his career. And yeah, he’s totally gorgeous, which makes his movies that much more enjoyable to watch…what I wouldn’t give for one all encompassing, boob-smooshing hug from him…(hey, a girl can dream!).
I just saw P.S. I Love you and i must admit, i started drooling all over myself, but honestly, who hasn’t. Gerard Butler is a work of art, he’s a gem and will all you sick freaks stop talking about his penis!!! YES, i’m sure he has one too, he’s a male and i’m pretty sure that the size of it is his buisness. He’s one of Gods beautiful creations made for all us girls to ponder over, not talk about his personal parts. He would find you all creepy if you went up to him and started making comments about his “size”. Besides it’s his grear humor and personality that makes him who he is, which is a great guy. Sure, his body is like none other, but it’s not only his body. Yes, we all love his body including me, but thats not all he’s about. He’s a funny, talented, humorous, nice, and pleasant person to meet i’m sure. He looks like a real people person just because of him. Like him for him and not just his looks.
I just saw PS I LOVE YOU, I am now a fan of Gerry’s too.
If you haven’t seen that movie, run, don’t walk, RUN to go see it!
And you better take some tissues.
his eyes r like a teddy bears eyes
thank you god, thank you, id smack that :P
he is fuckin banginnnnnnn <3333
WOW, and I mean WOW!!!!! Have you ever seen a more sweet smile? Let me answer for you…NO. his laugh is like the cure for any girl’s bad day. I swear, i’m always in the same mood he is, if he’s happy and laughing then so am I, if he looks mad or sad then it makes me feel like that as well. I share his emotions. He could make any human on earth laugh just by smiling or laughing at them, I know he makes me do both. Keep up the great work Gerry, I can’t wait to see your NEW movies coming out soon. By the way, I love the scientist look with the glasses in your movie “Nim’s Island”, I mean you are a scientis in it. It’s HOT!!! The cow boy/ leather look is awsome too. Love that hat on you.
I saw his movie P.S. I love you, and he was great, I just don’t know what to say… I love him.. he’s the best!!!
he has a big dick
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Gerard not only has a penis.. he’s got that face which would launch 5,000 ships of women wanting a slice of that handsome man! Ohhh yeah, he’s a definite hottie.
Hey Tracey, go fuck yourself some more and stop talking about his dick being small or not big. I’m sure it’s the right size, how God wanted it, it suites him and everyone else, so don’t be jelious if it’s bigger than your boyfriends, if you even have a boyfriend. Once again, would all the perverted freak fans out there stop talking about his personal parts!!!! Make comments that are nice and wouldn’t creep Gerry out if he read them. How about his movies, looks, talent, humor, style and not “size”. “Still love you Gerry, your doing great!!!!!!!!! Your #1 fan.”
Hey Tracey, go FUCK yourself some more and stop talking about his dick being small or not big. I’m sure it’s the right size, how God wanted it, it suites him and everyone else, so don’t be jelious if it’s bigger than your boyfriends, if you even have a boyfriend. Once again, would all the perverted freak fans out there STOP talking about his personal parts!!!! Make comments that are nice and wouldn’t creep Gerry out if he read them. How about his movies, looks, talent, humor, style and not “size”. “Still love you Gerry, your the best!!!!!!!!! Your #1 fan.”
gerard is fuckin sexiiiiiii!!!!!! i love him so dont u dare make fun of him bitch….
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