Gerard Butler Has a Penis
March 15th, 2007 by Evil Beet
Are you one of the 80 billion people who saw 300 last weekend when it was still a movie I had honestly never in my life even heard of? Yes? Well then perhaps you are interested in these pictures of Gerard Butler, featuring the outline of his penis. Even if you didn’t see the movie and have never ever heard of him (like me!), penises are still awesome (yay!). Go penises!
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March 15th, 2007 at 3:36 pm
dude looks like he had a masecotmy on both breasts, i wonder if he had man boobs when he was younger, if you look at the close up pics you can see the skin around his nipples is very distorted, and you can see scars.
March 16th, 2007 at 8:43 am
Maybe he had pec implants? In the movie there is a scene were you see that same line going under his moobs and I thought it was a flaw in special effects.
March 16th, 2007 at 9:11 am
Ick, if he paid for those pecs, he should ask for a refund. I do like the penis, though.
March 23rd, 2007 at 6:30 am
i could give 2 shits about his nipple distortion. he is the most besutiful man I’ve ever laid eyes on. i and millions of women around the world are dying to have sex with him.
March 27th, 2007 at 9:27 am
Yeah, well rent Mrs Brown, and wait til Gerry and Billy Connolly go running naked into the ocean. There’s a short bit there where if you slow it down and magnify Mr Butler, you’ll notice that they didn’t airbrush. Nasty me.
April 19th, 2007 at 11:00 am
Gerard Butler was top of his class at Law School, handsome, witty, multi-talented and pleasing to the soul as well as the eye. What more is there? This guy is one in a trillion. Were that I were I to be so fortunate to know personally I would guess he is possesses more than just physical beauty and in fact that his true beauty may be his soul.
June 7th, 2007 at 8:27 pm
“Oh My!”
*Falls off chair”
July 26th, 2007 at 1:21 pm
I totally agree with alfeim ………..this man is top dog in my book and I am sure many women feel the same.
August 29th, 2007 at 2:42 pm
I have to say…… I admire everything about Gerry!!! Love him in 300. He is a beautiful Attila. Those eyes! WOW! those eyes. And come on what about his voice? He is just perfect! I want him for Christmas!!!!!
October 12th, 2007 at 9:56 am
i love him!
October 14th, 2007 at 10:32 pm
Very sizable I must say.
October 22nd, 2007 at 3:12 am
I love this Man.. hes SO HOT and wow.. i agree with all the good comments such as Men woman want sex with him - i do and i want him for christmas but do rember Gerard Butler is not just for Christmas he is for life
October 25th, 2007 at 2:53 am
Let’s just say he’s Angel Gabriel of the 21st centuary.
November 17th, 2007 at 6:38 pm
“For Gerard”
who cares about Gerard Butler’s penis size? I love the size of his heart & soul — they are way bigger than his penis. big willies are a dime a dozen but ive never known a man as ‘endowed’ with so much emotion & passion as Gerry. how can his penis be more important than WHO he is as a person?
Rio Rox.
December 9th, 2007 at 11:33 am
OH MY GOD!!!!!! Your a blind doosh bag if you havn’t noticed that Gerard Butler is the most beautiful creation on this earth. When God made Gerard Butler, he was showing off. Ya, he has a huge penis, but he has an even gigger sence of humor in his heart. My birthday is 2/14/92 and i want him as my valentine!!!! People out there, don’t be ass holes talking about whats wrong with his looks or body!!! It’s nothing commpared to whats right about his looks and body!!!!Get a life, get a hobby, and make sure Gerard Butler is in it all.
December 9th, 2007 at 11:50 am
DAMB!!!!!!!! I don’t think there’s such a thing as a hotter or sexier man than Gerry Butler. WELL, all i can say is if Gerry Butler’s ever in Pittsburgh and needs a free place to stay with a lot of room, then Gerry, be my guest to come to my house at 9501 Woodcrest rd. pitts. pa 15237, and just to be clear, i’m not one of the fans that will attack you for an autograph or a lock of your hair as a suvineer. Please ignore my bad spelling. Hey, like i said before, i’m a valentines Day girl and i wouldn’t want anything more than to have Gerard butler say happy birthday to me in person. I bet my parents wouldn’t want to see anything more than to see me smile. From one of your fans
December 26th, 2007 at 10:20 pm
He’s is a gorgeous man. I saw the movie he was just in P.S. I Love You and i fell in love with him. I didn’t notice how many movies he was from (Beowulf, Phantom of the Opera, 300, and a bunch of others). He is soooo sexy. Wow. I want him in my pocket for rainy days.
December 27th, 2007 at 7:37 pm
Oh for gawd’s sake, grow up. So the guy has a penis…that shouldn’t come as any big surprise (especially if you’re a Yellow Towel GAL, like me). I’m a huge fan of Gerry’s, and have been since I first saw him in Dear Frankie. Haven’t seen PS I Love You, but will check it out this weekend. I think he has great talent, and I’m thrilled not to be reading about him in the tabloids for stupid things. He seems to be a genuinely decent guy, and I personally hope he continues to do well in his career. And yeah, he’s totally gorgeous, which makes his movies that much more enjoyable to watch…what I wouldn’t give for one all encompassing, boob-smooshing hug from him…(hey, a girl can dream!).
December 30th, 2007 at 9:10 am
I just saw P.S. I Love you and i must admit, i started drooling all over myself, but honestly, who hasn’t. Gerard Butler is a work of art, he’s a gem and will all you sick freaks stop talking about his penis!!! YES, i’m sure he has one too, he’s a male and i’m pretty sure that the size of it is his buisness. He’s one of Gods beautiful creations made for all us girls to ponder over, not talk about his personal parts. He would find you all creepy if you went up to him and started making comments about his “size”. Besides it’s his grear humor and personality that makes him who he is, which is a great guy. Sure, his body is like none other, but it’s not only his body. Yes, we all love his body including me, but thats not all he’s about. He’s a funny, talented, humorous, nice, and pleasant person to meet i’m sure. He looks like a real people person just because of him. Like him for him and not just his looks.
January 1st, 2008 at 5:51 pm
I just saw PS I LOVE YOU, I am now a fan of Gerry’s too.
If you haven’t seen that movie, run, don’t walk, RUN to go see it!
And you better take some tissues.
January 5th, 2008 at 10:08 am
his eyes r like a teddy bears eyes
January 5th, 2008 at 8:28 pm
thank you god, thank you, id smack that
January 6th, 2008 at 7:10 pm
he is fuckin banginnnnnnn <3333
January 7th, 2008 at 8:42 pm
WOW, and I mean WOW!!!!! Have you ever seen a more sweet smile? Let me answer for you…NO. his laugh is like the cure for any girl’s bad day. I swear, i’m always in the same mood he is, if he’s happy and laughing then so am I, if he looks mad or sad then it makes me feel like that as well. I share his emotions. He could make any human on earth laugh just by smiling or laughing at them, I know he makes me do both. Keep up the great work Gerry, I can’t wait to see your NEW movies coming out soon. By the way, I love the scientist look with the glasses in your movie “Nim’s Island”, I mean you are a scientis in it. It’s HOT!!! The cow boy/ leather look is awsome too. Love that hat on you.
January 11th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
I saw his movie P.S. I love you, and he was great, I just don’t know what to say… I love him.. he’s the best!!!
January 13th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
he has a big dick
January 15th, 2008 at 6:22 am
hi dick isn’t big trust me
January 15th, 2008 at 6:23 am
his dick isn’t big trust me
January 15th, 2008 at 1:36 pm
hey sexy
January 15th, 2008 at 1:36 pm
hey sexy boobs
January 15th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
i am reallly hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooottttttttttttt
date me girl
January 17th, 2008 at 10:10 pm
Gerard not only has a penis.. he’s got that face which would launch 5,000 ships of women wanting a slice of that handsome man! Ohhh yeah, he’s a definite hottie.
January 19th, 2008 at 8:04 pm
Hey Tracey, go fuck yourself some more and stop talking about his dick being small or not big. I’m sure it’s the right size, how God wanted it, it suites him and everyone else, so don’t be jelious if it’s bigger than your boyfriends, if you even have a boyfriend. Once again, would all the perverted freak fans out there stop talking about his personal parts!!!! Make comments that are nice and wouldn’t creep Gerry out if he read them. How about his movies, looks, talent, humor, style and not “size”. “Still love you Gerry, your doing great!!!!!!!!! Your #1 fan.”
January 20th, 2008 at 8:48 am
Hey Tracey, go FUCK yourself some more and stop talking about his dick being small or not big. I’m sure it’s the right size, how God wanted it, it suites him and everyone else, so don’t be jelious if it’s bigger than your boyfriends, if you even have a boyfriend. Once again, would all the perverted freak fans out there STOP talking about his personal parts!!!! Make comments that are nice and wouldn’t creep Gerry out if he read them. How about his movies, looks, talent, humor, style and not “size”. “Still love you Gerry, your the best!!!!!!!!! Your #1 fan.”
January 22nd, 2008 at 1:55 pm
gerard is fuckin sexiiiiiii!!!!!! i love him so dont u dare make fun of him bitch….
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March 9th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
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March 9th, 2008 at 5:36 pm
pppppppfffffffffffffttttttt lam-o I bet none of you have even met him, fighting over a guy on the internet? seriously? thats priceless,that is an awsome name though, gerard?
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March 9th, 2008 at 5:40 pm
Jb fan thats exactly why they call him butler
March 12th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
WOW… gerard butler is so fuckin sexy. i would luv to lick him all over from head to toe and suck his cock till the break of dawn. shit id fuck tat bitch till i couldnt fuck no mo and tats a long time.
March 15th, 2008 at 9:46 pm
Oh my GOD!!! That last comment I just read made me want to puke. In fact, I think i just did a little. Well, WHAT’S YOUR NAME 4LIFE, i think u really have some serious perverted issues to sort out. . . YOUR SICK !!! Gerry deserves a lot more respect then what your giving him. U may think your being nice, but your probably just making him want to puke as well. I LUV Gerry & I respect him with all my heart. God blessed Gerry the same as he blessed the rest of us, but I bebeive that in the end, God gave Gerry that last bit of extra love, a gift of talent & character/humor that I’ve never seen in anyone else but Gerry. His voice is like a corous in Heaven singing, his humor is was meant to lighten everyones day, his talent is a gift that will take him far, his looks & body are like the perfect male model with the greatest style, and just look at that smile, it sparkles like the stars in the midnight sky with the sweetest/ biggest dimpples that stretch across his face when he laughs. LUV U GB!!! Your #1FAN
March 15th, 2008 at 10:06 pm
It just doesn’t get any better than Gerry Butler. Hey, if you don’t know who Gerry is then i feel sorry 4 u, but here’s how u can find out who he is. Just look up the words GOREOUS, HILARIOUS, TALENTED, PERFECT, & let’s not forget SEXY. Now i could really make a full dictionary filled with flatering words discribing Gerry, but her’s just some of the main 5 i think fitt his natural character best. And if u don’t have a dictionary then be creative & use your imagination. He’s HOT, imagine him singing to you without a shirt and afterwards tells u his weird yet funny Gerry jokes. So check out his web sites and make sure u go to see his new movies coming out soon and the ones that are already out!!!!! Their all great!!!!!! I should know, I own them all, literally. And i’ve already seen everything that’s in theaters.
2 THUMBS UP GERRY!!!!!
March 16th, 2008 at 8:08 am
IMPLANTS!!!!!!! MAN BOOBS!!!!!! I very highly doubt that Gerry had implants or man boobs when he was younger. He’s smart enough to know that he doesn’t need surgery or should waist well earned money to get it when he can work out & look even better. He’s just perfect the way he is, so leave him the HELL alone with the rude insulting comments about his body. I hope to God he never changes his body or looks in any way, expecially by surgery. Besides, have any of you retards out there ever heard of ‘BABY FAT’, well some people get & some don’t, some loose it as they get older or the oposite. It really doesn’t matter, who cares, I know I don’t. Gerry’s a very special person who deserves more & more each day & a lot more respect and flatering comments than what he’s getting now. Anyway, that’s probably just extra skin from working out for movies then relaxing and going back to his regular body again, then getting fit again for another movie and so on. I get it on my arms/ & a little on my stomach because I lift weights for a week then sit on my ass for the weekend and slack off the next week then lift more weights the next week & so on with me, so BACK OFF!!!! He’s an ANGEL so treat him like one, better yet, treat him like a regular humanbeing, like one of Gods creations, with love & respect like we all deserve. I MEANT EVERY WORD GERRY. YOU DESERVE IT! DON’T EVER CHANGE GERRY, NOT ONLY YOUR BODY, BUT YOUR GREAT HUMOR IN THAT HUGE HEART OF YOURS, I/WE LOVE YOU THE WAY YOU ARE!!!! YOUR SOMETHING SPECIAL$$$$****!!!!
March 16th, 2008 at 10:32 am
Hey Gerry, I don’t know how often you get to look at these sites, & I don’t blame you for not wanting to look at a site named after this one, but I think you should take a look at this one and put down some comments of your own. I would love to hear what you have to say about my comments and questions. I wouldn’t actually be hearing it, but seeing your thoughts is good enough. It would be soooooo cool to get some comments back from you to me. I was also wandering, I’m always looking at your different pictures, & is your hair brown or black? Do you dye your hair or is it just lighting that changes the color? Either way, both colors look great!!!!! I also just wanted to know, do you have any fears from your child hood/ past? If you don’t want to say, that’s fine, it’s your buisness. I do & I don’t know how to get past them. Well, I’m terrified of spiders & worms, but that’s just cause of the multiple legs/ quick moves and the no legs/ slimmy bodies, but my past time mistakes/ misunderstandings haunt me and what would you do to stop it? Right now all I do is look to you and you make me smile & clear my thoughts, do you think that’s a good solution? What do you do, besides look in a mirror? Do you look to your past to make you cry in movies, or do you just have great acting kills. I always thought I would be a great actress because of my voice, and I’m very good at making myself cry/laugh and stuff like that, how about you?
*HOPE TO HEAR BACK FROM YOU SOON!!!*
March 25th, 2008 at 4:04 am
he is hot!!!!!!!!!!
March 26th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
I adore him!!!! <3 i turn 16 in june and i want him to pop out of my cake!!!!
March 26th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
madalyn banks is creepy stalker
March 28th, 2008 at 9:15 am
M.D.,
get a fucking life and stop stalking the poor guy. every body i have shown this to this that your a fucking creep who needs to get a hobby (other than stalking him)
April 3rd, 2008 at 2:26 pm
WOW Madalyn do you like masturbate over Gerard Butler every minute of the day? or have loads of posters covering your bedroom walls of Gerry?
Because you sound like your obsessed with the poor man….. Not thats it’s a bad obsession none the less
Gerard Butler is hot but I don’t think you should obsess about him or treat him like an angel or for that matter call him perfect… Nobody is perfect not even God. We all screw up in one way or another.
because he probably just wants to be treated like a normal man.
April 3rd, 2008 at 2:28 pm
OMFG GERARD BUTLER HAS LIKE THIS MASSIVE PENIS.
Dude like I care?
BUT IT WAS MASSIVE
How the hell will this effect your life by making it any better or worse by knowing this?
Well ummm….
Exactly.
Go eat Mc donalds please
April 6th, 2008 at 11:54 am
Hey miss “Anonymous”, like I tell every other person who makes fun of me for being one of Gerry’s biggest fans, GO FUCK YOURSELF & keep your mouth shut BITCH!!!! No, I don’t obsess over him, I support him and respect him. I do treat him like a normal person cause that’s what he is & yes i agree, nobody is actually perfect, but there’s a thing called sarcasm and besides Gerry’s the next best thing. So screw off and yes i do have posters of Gerry in my room, more than you i’m sure, r u even a real fan? I don’t care if i have 11 posters, or if i think he’s an angel. He’s sweet and i think he deserves our support/respect. Oh & by the way, i have a life a very nice life and no i’m not stalking Gerry or masterbate over him, i don’t stalk anyone. I know Gerry wants 2 b treated equally & that’s just what i do, so stop taking my words so literally, ASS. & what do you mean when you say “the poor guy”? There’s nothing poor about him, and all the other G.B. fans out there, don’t listen to the one called Anonymous, she/he’s a jack ass with no humor or consideration for how others feel towards Gerry. Feel the way u want, b as much of a fan as u like, but don’t right shit about other peoples thoughts. I’m still your biggest fan Gerry.
April 6th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
Oh here’s a fun question for you “Anonymous”. How am i such a stalker if i haven’t even met the guy!!!!!!! I live in Pittsburgh & he’s in London, England somewhere, & i know that because it’s on his web sites. Go jump off a cliff!!!! Nobody will miss you. And you think i’m the creep, LOL,ya good one. How about you stop making rude FUCKED UP remarks about other peoples comments. I treat everyone like a human being and Gerry get’s that as well. But if it makes you feel better, i’ll stop sooooooo dramatic about Gerry, & if it doesn’t make you feel better than I won’t stop being over dramatic. I’ll tell u one thing, i will never stop giving all my love, respect, and support to my #1 role model Gerry.
April 6th, 2008 at 4:59 pm
By the way Anonymous, i don’t know your name, but i put my name up for a reason. So people can see who i am & what huge fan i am of Gerry & all the complements i give him are what any other fan would, so may be u need to take a look at some of the other comments i put down in the beginning and see if u agree with some of the stuff i have to say about Gerard, cause their all positive comments that just say what a fan i am & how nice he is, so don’t acuse me of being a stalker when u don’t even know me. It’s people like you that make Gerry & his fans sick!!!!!! Your the real creep. & really, look at my other comments, their not creepy their nice & supporting & how much you wanna bet that Gerry doesn’t think mine are creepy & stalking, but yours are rude/disrespectful and you have no right to talk to other people that way. Nice talking with you… NOT!!!!!
April 6th, 2008 at 5:23 pm
eu gosto muito do gerard butler ele e muito gostoso
April 7th, 2008 at 4:28 am
Madalyn,
im sorry but your comments arecreepy. so take a chill pill. and when i said poor guy i ment that i felt badfor him having you as a stalker.
April 7th, 2008 at 4:36 am
by the way id bet a million bucks that he thinks your comments are creepy.
April 11th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
Hey Vit, did u know that your just rude and ignorant. I’m sorry if me being one of Gerry’s fans creeps you out, but how the HELL would u know what he thinks. Ya, that’s what i thought, u don’t. Now like i said before, I’M NOT A STALKER!!!!!!!! I never stalked a person in my life & i don’t ever plan on it. I’m just a fan like everyone else, & how much u wanna bet that almost every Gerry fan has at least 1 poster of him or picture of some sort. I don’t obsess, at least i try not to & i don’t mean to come to u or anyone else as creepy. Now, the “Poor guy” as u call him, isn’t a poor guy at all. Why should anyone feel bad for him for having a fan? & i’ve never even met him so, just relax OK.
April 11th, 2008 at 4:28 pm
Vit,
U go ahead & bet that million bucks and see what happens. I wouldn’t be suprised to find out that your 1 million bucks short cause u found out that Gerry didn’t mind having a nice fan. LOL!!!! I for one would love having fans like me & i would also love if you stoped making rude remarks about my comments & then i’m sure u would love if i didn’t bother u about your comments. Now, really i’m a nice girl with i guess u could say a depressing, slow, dim life, but i’m still alive right & i have lots of hobbies, so PLEASE everyone out there, including Vit, stop making these comments & just let me state my own opinions as a huge Gerard B. fan. It really does hurt my feelings when i get made fun of for being too nice or just being accused of for things that aren’t true. I’m a writter & i love to write to people or about people, it’s one of my hobbies, but i get made fun of enough at school/home. Now i don’t mean for this to sound creepy, but gerry is a big part in my life, he really let’s the brighter & happier side of me show. I try not to go over board w/ it & it sounds like u all think i have, so i’m working on it OK. So PLEASE, leave me & my comments alone & keep your rude comments about me to yourself. THANK YOU.
April 14th, 2008 at 7:23 am
I adore Gerard Butler!!!! Eyoooowwww!!! What a freaking hottie!!!!! I love everything about this man…mmmmmmm!!!!
April 17th, 2008 at 4:31 am
md,
yeah im brutally honest and blunt but so what. i love gerard butler too, but your a little creepy, sorry but its true. sure i talk about him often im pissed that he is dating cameron diaz. but i really dont care if he has a bad child hood or if his hair is brown or black. i just think he is an amazing actor and the sexiest man ever, but seriosly you need to take it down a notch.
April 17th, 2008 at 9:08 am
MB. you are a fucking sketch bag who needs to get a life. and stop stalking ppl. YA FUCKING FUCKER.
April 17th, 2008 at 9:12 am
evil beet your a fuckin sketch bag too. god everyone on this website is a fuckin creeper. except. “vit” cuz shes right beside me in bio class haha shes cool, and the rest of u are not. espically madelyn banks
April 19th, 2008 at 12:25 pm
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April 21st, 2008 at 5:29 am
Madalyn Banks, im coming to your house. you sound really sexy and passionate. i live in pittsburg too. im coming for you madalyn. i know where you live babe cuz you put your address on here babe. see you tonight sexy.
April 21st, 2008 at 11:58 am
Hey, i told u VIT, i’m working on the creepy situation, i really am, but don’t think it’s going to make me stop being a huge fan of GB. & so u know, i looked it up on the E-NET & found out that Gerry isn’t going out with Diaz, it says that he dinied her love. So that should cheer u up. Now, please just stop putting up comments about how creepy u think i am, please. I would really appriciate it a lot. I promise not to bag on u if u don’t bag on me. I’m just trying to do something here & there, but not 24/7. & once again to everyone, i’m not a stalker, nerver was, never will be. And Chuck, u have no right to make comments like that about other fans & me. I’m sure your just as much of a FUCKIN SKETCH BAG as we all seem to be. So u can take your comment & shuv it up your ASS!!!!! & i speak 4 everyone who u bagged on. & so u know, i have a life, a life that i’m thankful for unlike u seem to be about your life, & like i’ve told everyone else, i don’t stalk at all, i’m just a fan, may be a bigger fan than some, but still just a fan and nothing more. DON’T STALK, NEVER WILL!!!!!!!!!! & it’s not like anyone of us fans find u to be real cool either, so thumbs up, YOUR ASS.
April 21st, 2008 at 12:11 pm
Hey Mr McGregor,
Until i know more about u like your 1st name & what u look like & a bit about your past, don’t even think about coming to my house without my permision unless u want arrested for stalking me. Sorry i put my address up, that was a mistake. Now if what u said about me is true & u actually feel that way, then u can talk to me over this web site & give me comments/info, but not until i think i know u.
P.S. Thanks for the sweet comments though. U sound nice.
April 22nd, 2008 at 2:19 am
im supposed to be doing an assignment on attraction…then i stumbled on to this website….
hes hot …is my opinion…but really to waste your time here…when you know the guy will never view this site is quite saddd
April 22nd, 2008 at 5:43 am
i hate you madalyn go fuck a hippo, ya piece of shit., by the im gunna come to your house ant rape u my first name is josh, I HATE YOU!!!!
April 22nd, 2008 at 5:45 am
ahahaha, madalyn. what ever. I AM MR MCGREGOR1
April 22nd, 2008 at 3:46 pm
Well, I think Gerard Butler is either the sexiest, or one of top 3 sexiest men alive! [not including my bunny] and I have a huge picture of him on my binder that I stare at when class is boring. [a girl has gotta have some eye candy]
April 23rd, 2008 at 4:22 am
okay well my last comment was really mean sounding. but what i ment was that okay what ever ill be nice now that ive had my fun. and i am mr mcgregor. i made that up to scare you cuz you were kinda being stupid by putting up your address for the whole world to see.
April 23rd, 2008 at 5:42 am
by the way madalyn, dont steal chucks word it pisses him off alot
April 24th, 2008 at 7:14 pm
Well, this goes to VIT & Chuck,
So, vit, nice prank. i must admit, yes it was totally stupid of me 2 put my address up, but i wasn’t thinking at the time. & i dont want to steal chucks word, he can keep it. to be totally honest, i wasnt that interested. i plan on being single for the rest of my life, going off by myself. So, you did have your fun & i do really respect you being nice. i won’t be putting my private info up any more. Dont worry.
Chuck, i dont think your the nicest person either, but like i told vit, i wont say anything rude about you if you do the same 4 me, please/thanks. i dont like what u said to me & i find it very ignorant, i dont know y you hate me so much, but i’ll work on it if u just treat me with a little more respect, or just dont say anything about me at all. that would be the best. & please dont threaten me with rape. it makes u just as creepy as u think i am, & it will get u sent to jail if u do ever come 2 my house. So, sorry i put my address up, yes that was really stupid of me, but i would love if everyone would just ignore it then.
April 24th, 2008 at 7:19 pm
RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO KEEP MYSELF IN ORDER & STAY OUT OF TROUBLE, & I HOPE THAT EVERYONE ON THIS STE WILL TAKE SOME PRESSURE OFF ME BY NOT TALKING ABOUT ME IN SUCH RUDE WAYS OR JUST DONT TALK ABOUT ME AT ALL, I WOULD LIKE THAT. I PROMISE NOT TO MAKE THOSE TYPES OF COMMENTS TO THEM IF THEY JUST DO THAT FOR ME. P&TY
April 26th, 2008 at 6:43 am
so, are we cool now i hope? you seem pretty cool. and ignore anything else chuck says, shes just a total bitch, eh chuck?
April 26th, 2008 at 6:13 pm
I REALLY APPRICIATE IT VIT!!!!!!! & YES WE ARE COOL, IF YOU MEAN IT. & I WILL IGNORE CHUCK, BUT I WONT SAY SHES A BITCH CAUSE I DONT KNOW HER. SO I THANK YOU AGAIN & TELL CHUCK THAT I THANK HER TOO IF SHE DOES THE SAME. YOU SEEM REALLY COOL TOO. I HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU ALL AGAIN ON THE POSITIVE SIDE, AS I WILL FOR YOU.
April 27th, 2008 at 10:03 am
I ate a donut.
April 27th, 2008 at 10:28 am
Wow, you people need to grow up and get a life. Arguing over the internet ain’t what it’s all about. Doin’ the hokey-pokey is what’s it’s all about.
April 27th, 2008 at 6:11 pm
Doen’t look like thier fighting any more, so i would just but out of it & let them talk all they want. May be this IS how some people comunicate. & making sick/rude/ comments about what other people write isn’t what it’s all about either. Niether is the hokey-pokey, at least not for me & many others i’m sure.
April 28th, 2008 at 8:22 am
hey banks you got facebook?
April 28th, 2008 at 11:29 am
SORRY VIT, I DON’T REALLY KNOW WHAT FACEBOOK IS. WHAT IS IT? I’M HOPING IT’S SOMETHING NICE. A LITTLE MORE INFO ABOUT IT WOULD HELP ME CAUSE I’M NOT REAL SURE WHAT IT IS. LOL. I GO OLD SCHOOL. LOL. AFTER I KNOW WHAT IT IS & HOW TO GET IT, I CAN CHECK & SEE IF I HAVE IT OR IF I CAN GET IT. IS IT ON THE COMPUTER OR DO I NEED TO BUY IT?????? INFO LIKE THAT.
April 28th, 2008 at 11:31 am
HEY OHHAI, WAS THE DONUT GOOD? WHAT TYPE? LOL. HAHAHAH!!!!
April 29th, 2008 at 6:24 pm
Holy shit cocksucker4life you are going into very darastic measures!!
Thank you all the girls that are commenting me but what kind of
pourn-o site is this? Oh and by the way I thank banks and kit for resolving.OHHIA I bet that donut was good..haha.
April 29th, 2008 at 6:47 pm
I AGREE WITH THAT LAST COMMENT, BUT REALLY, WHO SAID THAT ?CAUSE IT’S HARD TO BELEAVE THAT ITS REALLY GERARD BUTLER, ALTHOUGH THAT WOULD BE SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO TO PROVE ITS GERRY, GIVE SOME FACTS THAT ARE NOT ALREADY KNOW, AVIOUS, OR ON THE E-NET.
April 30th, 2008 at 4:50 am
uhh….. yeah… if your gerard butler than im emmy rossum. hahaha your probably just some fat old guy who wishes he could get all these kick ass comments about your dick, but you cant cuz your micro sized lol. (wow im a bitch , but oh well!) and madalyn go to facebook.com to figure it out.
April 30th, 2008 at 4:51 am
ps “gerry”,
its VIT not kit you stupid fucker!!!!
April 30th, 2008 at 6:24 pm
VIT,
I TRIED TO GET FACEBOOK, BUT I CAN’T. SORRY. I REALLY WISH I COULD,BUT MY COMPUTER IS FUCKED & I DON’T HAVE AN E-MAIL ADDRESS & WHEN YOU LIVE W/ MY PARENTS, YOU DON’T GET DIDILLY SQUAT, INCLUDING PRIVACY. I DON’T KNOW IF THERE IS ANY OTHER WAY, BUT IF YOU KNOW OF ANY, DO TELL.
April 30th, 2008 at 6:28 pm
WHAT I DON’T UNDERSTAND IS IF THE E-NET & ALL THIS TECHNOLIGY IS SOOOOOOOOO HIGH TECH THEN WHY CAN’T THESE PEOPLE FIND EASIER/BETTER WAYS TO COMUNICATE WITH OTHER PEOPLE WITHOUT ADDRESSES NEEDED. THIER SOOOOOOO SMART, SO THEY NEED TO START FIGURING IT OUT.
May 1st, 2008 at 7:06 am
yeah my mom used to check my email….ggrrr ehat a bitch
but then i made my own secret account
and now life is good
May 1st, 2008 at 9:45 am
hey madalynn
im sorry for being such a bitch
i was just joking around
please dont hate me or come to my house and eat me alive in my sleep
ps, the guy pretending to be gerard butler… your not, ppl arnt retarded.
May 1st, 2008 at 3:55 pm
THANKS CHUCK. I REALLY APRICIATE IT, & NO I DONT HATE YOU & I PROMISE TO NOT COME TO TOUR HOUSR & EAT YOU ALIVE. WE ALL NEED TO JOKE AROUND ONCE IN A WHILE & GET SOME FUN ANGER OUT ON SOMEONE TO RELAX, BY BEING A BITCH. I DO IT AT SCHOOL ALOT.
VIT,
WELL, I CANT GET MY OWN SECRET ACCOUNT EITHER, BUT WE CAN STILL ALWAYS TALK THROUGH THIS SITE. CHUCK, YOU CAN ALWAYS TALK TOO, NOW THAT WE ARE ALL COOL WITH EACH OTHER.
May 1st, 2008 at 6:39 pm
My bad Chuck,
I spelled “your house” wrong in that 2nd sentence. I type too fast & I missed the keys. All is good now.TTYL.
May 6th, 2008 at 4:28 am
i must say that i am very angry cuz my school blocked theses pics now…grrr.
hahaha one of my friends has just admited her love for him lol
its shocking how a guy in his late 30s can have so many teenage fans!
May 7th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
What sweet and sexy Papacito you are, Mr. Butler! You are simply the best!
Tienes un cuerpos y unos ojos que son para morirse y que tremendo actor que eres!
May 7th, 2008 at 6:59 pm
I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN VIT, MY SCHOOL BLOCKS SO MANY SITES AND PICS TOO,BUT I’M NOT TOO SUPRISED TO SEE HOW MANY FANS HE HAS WITH A BODY/VOICE LIKE THAT.
HE’S GOING TO BE THE HOTTEST LOOKING OLD(80yr)GUY ON THE PLANET!!!!!! HE’S ONLY 38, BUT HE LOOKS LIKE HE’S IN HIS MID 20′S. I LOVE HIS HUMOR TOO. HE MAKES EVERYONE LAUGH, WETHER IT BEING A STUPID COMMENT OR HIM BEING GERRY, HIS HUMOR SPEEKS FOR HIM.
HE HAS A TRASH MOUTH THAT I THINK A LOT OF FANS FIND SEXY… I DO. OHHHHH, I JUST GOT THE MOVIE “P.S. I LOVE YOU” ON THE 6TH RIGHT AFTER SCHOOL. IT’S SO GREAT, I CRIED & LAUGHED MY ASS OFF. YOU SHOULD SEE IF YOU HAVN’T ALREADY.
May 8th, 2008 at 5:10 am
hoooooo my god is a biutiful. o no
May 8th, 2008 at 7:37 pm
Angie,
I don’t have a clue of what you just said & I bet no one else did either. It didnt make much sense & you spelled beautiful wrong, just so you know. & “O No” what?
May 10th, 2008 at 11:49 pm
wow. you people are ABSOLUTELY ridiculous. no offense, but you REALLY need to get off the computer and go outside once in a whie…. maybe meet some people.. in real life….
May 11th, 2008 at 5:24 am
Now Now Evan,
Don’t be gelious just because we have fun & our own lives, but you have neither. Just cause we talk to other people or about other people doesn’t mean we don’t have lives or don’t go outside. I woke up this morning, doesn’t that mean i’m still living, so I have a life & I love it, & I love the outdoors. Some of us are big fans of Gerry Butler, so what, get over it. & if you don’t know who he is then that’s your loss. So keep your comments to yourself. P&TY.
May 11th, 2008 at 5:40 am
P.S. VIT,
JUST TO MAKE SURE YOU KNOW, THE COMMENTS FROM “MVB,& MB” IS ME. I PUT A COUPLE DIFFERENT NAMES DOWN, OH, VALENTINE IS ME TOO. JUST WONDERING IF YOU KNEW THAT.
May 12th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
Jesus!It took sooo freakin long to find the bottom cuz people are chatting about nothing,when they should be talking about Mr.Butler. I just watched PS I love you and I think its the best movie out there,better then Note Book. I don’t know how much times I cried and how many times I will watch this movie. All I have to say is the movie was too good and I think my boyfriend will cry too…lmao~~
May 13th, 2008 at 8:59 am
OMG, I absolutely adore Gerard Butler! I thought he was absolutely charming in PS I Love You. I hope I meet him one day! Did you know that he lives here in London? It is so positively spectacular that we both live here in London! I hope I run into Mr.Butler one day as I am walking my dog!
May 13th, 2008 at 9:07 am
Wow, Claire I didn’t know you wrote on this website! Remember that time I ran in to Mr.Butler at the mall. He was so sweet. Oh, I do hope that I meet him again some day soon!
May 13th, 2008 at 11:39 am
well I guess I’ll watch the movie AGAIN!cuz its soo freakin awsome…lol..What,you ladies actually got to see this unbelievably gorgeous man in person????I’m so jealous!lol..honestly,I am..hehe…One day when I’m rich enogh to travel the world, I will have to go to London,not to stalk but to admire…well ttyl all you Butler fans
May 13th, 2008 at 11:41 am
OMG, I can’t wait to meet Gerry again too, I have never met someone so sweet to his fans or anyone in general. I’m one of his biggest fans & he’s my role model. Everyone should go buy/rent “P.S. I Love You”, it’s so great, or just buy all his movies like I did, beleive me, it’s woth the money. It will make you laugh & cry your ass off, I did. Gerry is the perfect part for anything, in any movie. I can’t wait to see him again!!!!!!!!!! I also can’t wait to get my other autograph back. I talk to his publicist once in a while, yes I have her number. She’s really nice too.
May 22nd, 2008 at 2:18 pm
He Is So Fucking hot! Ohhh… just the thought of his penis size makes me all horny and stuff. But yeahhe is fucking hot! If he was the only guy left on this earth I fuck him in a day. LOL
May 25th, 2008 at 7:38 pm
chocolate is good. are people making online freinds? my mommy says you should never make online freinds… unless you want to be raped.
May 27th, 2008 at 10:50 pm
When I first see him in Attila I felt for him…. since then he is my fantasy I wish I could meet him
May 31st, 2008 at 2:46 pm
OH MY GOD! Is Gerard Butler, like, not the most HANDSOMEST man in the ENTIRE world?!?!?! I want to meet him SOOO bad!!!Hes SOOO FLIPPIN HOT!!!Gerard, you, like, need to visit WA sometime so we can experience all your hottness!!! I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!! He was SOOO HOT in 300, phantom of the opera,P.S. i love you, nims island, and all his other brilliant movies hes played in so PHENOMINALLY!!! GERARD BUTLER, I NEED TO MEET YOU!!!To bad I dont live in London , though im sure we will meet soon!!!YOURE SO FLIPPIN HOT!!!
June 1st, 2008 at 4:24 pm
umm WOW. Marry me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 11th, 2008 at 11:36 am
he makes me horney!
June 11th, 2008 at 8:01 pm
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June 11th, 2008 at 8:03 pm
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June 28th, 2008 at 6:45 am
OMG! Gerard Butler is so goddamn HOT! I love him! And he is SUCH a great actor. I love his sexy Scottish accent too! Apparently he is really really nice too, and really funny. What a perfect guy!? WOW! Whoever ends up with him is one lucky girl!
Btw all you people who keep saying that people on here need to get a life are hypocrites! If you really believe that, then that must mean that YOU need to get a life not people like MB and Vit, who are just fans showing their love for Gerry. So fuck off and stop being so bloody hypocritical. Jealousy doesn’t suit anyone, so grow the fuck up!
July 11th, 2008 at 4:59 pm
i would suck his dick all day long a swallow his cum all day long and have him fuck me in my tight virgen ass
July 26th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
WOW Anonymous,
Talk about nasty!!!! You really need to keep those thoughts to yourself!!!!!!!! It’s just way too sick!!!!!!! & I don’t ever think Gerry would want to meet a girl like you if he knew you said perverted stuff like that. He’s soooo NOT that kind of guy. Why not try being a fan & not a disturbed stalker. Being a fan is so much better, ask any Gerry fan out there. Now it’s great to be a fan & want to meet Gerry one day, but when you take it to far… like you did…it’s just wrong!!!!!!! Seriously, nobody on this site wants to read what you just wrote. So try to flatter Gerry & not try to scare him.
July 31st, 2008 at 10:36 am
omg i love him in the phantom of the opera he is so sexy and seductive if you havent seen him in this movie you are missing out because he sings and he has an amazing voice and his hot bod
August 2nd, 2008 at 9:58 am
wow dont u just wish hed come over to ur house and just sit on ur couch naked ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh
August 17th, 2008 at 8:21 pm
I dont care how he does it i just want him to fuck me up and let me suck.
August 20th, 2008 at 1:51 pm
Gerard’s breast reduction is evident by his nip/tuck scars.
Clealry, he did steroids for his role in the 300 and once he went off them, he grew man-boobs.
Hence, the quick-tit-suck-n-staple….
I’d still do him anyway, though!
XXX
August 21st, 2008 at 1:54 pm
Seriously Sophia,
Come on. Gerry earned those hot pecks from “300″ by working out 24/7!!! So what if he gained some weight when he was done with the movie, it’s called relaxing & taking a brake. Gerry is so not the type of actor who goes and gets stupid implants or something stupid like that just for a film. He wants to feel like he really is that character and wants to feel like he deserves that part just like he deserves that sexy body. Big deal, so he has some skin around his pecks in a couple pictures. Like anybody really cares. Now i know we all do want to stare at his nice body, but shouldn’t we be staring at his face more… YES WE SHOULD!!! Gerry is perfect just the way he is & I hope he never changes a thing. Gerry will never become any less of a sexy, humorous, hot, sweet, talented, gifted, and successful man than he is now, he can only get better and better at everything!!!!!!
August 21st, 2008 at 2:01 pm
Once again Anonymous,
Talk about NASTY!!!!!!!!! You really need to know when and where to draw the line. You have taken your obsession WAY too far!!!!!!!! Take it down a notch, for all our sakes. Your making us regular Gerry fans vomit. Like i said before go ahead and be as obsessive as you want, but at least keep it to yourself, PLEASE.
August 21st, 2008 at 2:05 pm
Once again Anonymous,
Talk about NASTY!!!!!!!!! You really need to know when and where to draw the line. You have taken your obsession WAY too far!!!!!!!! Take it down a notch, for all our sakes. Your making us regular Gerry fans vomit. Like i said before go ahead and be as obsessive as you want, but at least keep it to yourself, PLEASE. Sometimes it’s better if you just don’t say anything at all. Try it.
August 21st, 2008 at 2:07 pm
Anonymous,
Talk about NASTY!!!!!!!!! You really need to know when and where to draw the line. You have taken your obsession WAY too far!!!!!!!! Take it down a notch, for all our sakes. Your making us regular Gerry fans vomit. Like i said before go ahead and be as obsessive as you want, but at least keep it to yourself, PLEASE. Sometimes it’s better if you just don’t say anything at all. Try it.
August 22nd, 2008 at 9:12 pm
I WANNA SEE HIM NAKED!!!!!!
August 25th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
hey gerry come look what ive got in store at my candy shop……help yourslef to anything its on me…….can i have some of your cookies…u can have some of my pie
August 27th, 2008 at 1:31 am
i dont know..it looks more like his balls swinging low in his shorts, not his peeenis.
August 29th, 2008 at 7:23 pm
This is INSANE!
WHO CARES IF HE HAS A BIG WANG!!!!
HE”S A HUMAN BEING!!!
August 29th, 2008 at 9:03 pm
Big or little who cares!?? He is NOT CIRCUMCISED and it doesn’t get any better than that!
August 31st, 2008 at 11:39 am
Thank you,
I have to agree with Anonymous’s last quote… some what. I mean, yes, who cares, & why are you talking about his pi–s, but it sort of does matter that he does have “one” because that would make him either female or fixed & he’s neither!!!!!!! BIG or small doesn’t matter though. He’s a MAN, he’s my MAN!!!! And yes, he’s a human being, so treat him like one… with respect.
September 1st, 2008 at 1:43 pm
I do not believe this
September 1st, 2008 at 4:17 pm
you guys are FREAKS! the whole lot of you!
September 4th, 2008 at 8:30 pm
If you have to do it, you might as well do it right
September 20th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
Gerard Butler would be the perfect guy for me he is amazing and sweet, but also gorgous!!! I wish i could just meet him, that would not only make my day but, life!!! xoxoxoxoxoxoxo
September 27th, 2008 at 6:08 am
Wow, he looks SO much like my boyfriend on this pic!
:O
October 4th, 2008 at 9:55 pm
He does have a big dick, great; and even if he didn’t it wouldn’t matter. I mean, my Gerry is more than just a pretty (I mean GORGEOUS) face, a stunning body and (aparently) a big dick, he is an outstanding actor and a very nice man; a wonderful human being. I LOVE YOU MY GERRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 7th, 2008 at 8:41 am
Wow.
October 11th, 2008 at 11:58 am
GB,
At least the lot of us are having fun and have hobbies. So what if we are huge fans of Gerry. May be you should try and find a hobbie or a life too. Gerry Butler is an ANGEL fallin from heaven and landed in the arms of Scotland, and then he moves from there to New York, to here and there, Japan, so on. Oh well, i’m just glad to know im on the same planet as him. GOD i hope to meet him some day. He’s my HERO and my ROLE MODEL!!!!!!!! He’s my inspiration, & he gives me hope everyday. He makes everyday a great day!!!!!!!!!
October 11th, 2008 at 10:22 pm
I Donk Care I Would Still Suck His Large Dick!!! B/c He Is Fine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 14th, 2008 at 11:29 am
Well, I dare say anything………………… Nothing but admiration for the likes of him……..I’m truely impressed n that doesnt happen to often…XOXOXO Mr. Butler..
October 17th, 2008 at 5:41 pm
man I luv 2 watch his movie as “Spartan” nd Bewolf as well…I didnt impressed in Atilla….he is so corny…but totaly hes cute nice brave…..yeah nd his voice …man I am dying to meet him….
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October 19th, 2008 at 6:29 pm
I’m sorry but I thought that “300″ was filth…..I don’t want to see that beautiful man with a woman.
October 19th, 2008 at 8:03 pm
Tisk tisk! I think Gerry did a great job as Leonidas!!!! That role was made for him & it turned out to be a great film!!!, but some people just have good taste in movies & … some don’t, like anonymous.
LOL!!!!GET A LIFE & GET SOME GOOD TASTE!!!!!!!! & don’t worry, he’s not with any women right now, hopefully it stays like that, but I do hope he finds true love one day if he wants it.
October 25th, 2008 at 7:50 pm
this is too cute. y’all are too cute! Gerard Butler is indeed very handsome, smart & funny…with much to say : ). Interesting. Great acter with depth. Yep…agree…we gals thank our Lord for a guy like this roamin’ ’round the planet….from a distance though, heh? What would we really do…with a man-ha like-ah this-ah with ah thang like-ah that? Yummy! : )
October 25th, 2008 at 8:31 pm
OMG!!! I must say that Gerard Butler is one of those rare gems, the kind that keep you coming back for another glimpse, over and over and over… i was totally mesmerized with him in “The Phantom Of The Opera”, i thought he was totally amazing as the Phantom, and to know that he was the one actually singing the songs for his part, that it wasn’t dubbed, just made it all the sweeter for me ( I saw Phantom in the theater and already love that storyline, so the fact that he was playing the part of the Phantom, WOW!!!)… that movie truly made me love him all the more, and all the other films of his I have seen as well… “P.S. I Love You” was an amazing movie, full of so much sentiment and comedy, I wasn’t sure if I should laugh or cry through it… All i know is that I would feel so honored and priviledged to meet Gerard Butler in person… Not only is he beautiful on the outside, but he looks to be the type of person to be as equally beautiful inside, which makes it all the lovely to hope and wish to meet him in person one day…. Gerry, you truly have a huge fan in me!!! I Love You!!!