Jess Goes to The Dark Side
March 9th, 2007 by EvilTJessica Simpson and John Mayer are totally a couple now and they are starting to look eerily similar. Jess’s hair keeps getting darker and she is sporting a rocker chick look, which is quite a departure for her. This black on black suiting ensemble is not really working for me.
Remember when Jess was a sun-kissed California goddess? I loved that Jess. She was dumb and tan and it worked for me. This dark brooding Jess isn’t really my cup of tea. They both look like they need to lie in the sun and get some serious highlights.
Has John Mayer ever watched her movies or listen to her music? Maybe those famous boobs just got him hooked, or maybe Papa Joe is throwing him some extra cash to make Jess look a little less desperate for a man.
Here are some pics of Jess as she once was.
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March 9th, 2007 at 8:19 pm
And to think she left no talent Nick for this guy.
March 11th, 2007 at 5:48 pm
She has the ugliest mouth.
March 12th, 2007 at 9:19 pm
I hope ur mouth is pretty Kristi. You all are such superficial ninnies. Let her be with whomever she wishes. It’s all about the doe and the heart and Mayer has the former and he may have the heart she wants. giver her a break Kristi.
April 1st, 2007 at 9:50 pm
God, he is too hot for her. She is such a snob and dumber than my little toe! Shoot, if I could, I would lock him in a golden cage so I can look at him at home (and sometimes touch a little bit)… and she wouldnt even be worth to hire as a cleaning woman.
August 24th, 2007 at 12:54 am
Seriously.. let her do whats she wants date who she wants have whatever hair color she wants..and who is to say who is good for who? all you know is what you are told… and how true is hear say? its pretty pathetic that society has to direct attention on celebrities and put them down because you have nothing better to do.. why dont you take a look in the mirror one day.. NO ONE IS PERFECT.. not even you!!!
November 8th, 2007 at 3:34 pm
You guys are crazy! JESSICA SIMPSON IS HOT
December 31st, 2007 at 10:14 pm
John Mayer is too intelligent and hot for Jessica Simpson. End of story.