So I was doing some fun Googling of my favorite AI contestants and I stumbled upon some funny stuff on CafePress.com…IDOL WEAR! Every year each Idol gets some very cheesy “vote for me” slogans and this year is no exception. Go to the website and search for your favorite Idol wear. Here is a smattering of the cheese that is America’s most popular TV show.
I really hope you understood the whole dude dancing in a sun is Sundance Head.
If you don’t remember, it’s here.
But don’t dwell on that, because it’s not over. Poor Anna cannot yet rest in peace with her son.
Virgie Arthur’s lawyer has announced plans to appeal the decision. They plan to formally file the appeal tomorrow morning. Virgie, Anna’s mother, wants Anna brought back to Texas, and everyone else on the planet wants this poor woman to be buried with her beloved son in the Bahamas. I don’t understand why her mother is doing this. Anna hated Texas and she hated her life there and she hated hated hated her mother. Let the poor woman rest in peace. It’s over, lady.
Christina Aguilera is not pregnant, the singer’s rep tells Usmagazine.com.
The statement was issued in response to magazine and newspaper reports published Wednesday claiming that the 26-year-old is expecting a child.
“It’s all made up,” the rep tells Us.
An employee at the Beverly Hills kids boutique Bellini told the New York Daily News that Aguilera and her husband of more than a year, Jordan Bratman, went on a $3,000 shopping spree at the store on Saturday where she confided that she’s having a baby.
“They seemed really excited,” a worker at the boutique told the Daily News.
“She was talking to [another customer] and she said she took a home pregnancy test and that it was positive. She kept saying they’d have to come back when they knew the sex of the baby.”
However, Xtina’s rep says that the employee needs to get her eyes checked because the singer was 50,000 feet in the air at the time of the supposed sighting.
“She was not at Bellini. She was on a plane to Las Vegas for the NBA appearance.”
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Richard Milstein, the court-appointed guardian of Dannielynn, has announced that Anna Nicole Smith with be buried in the Bahamas, with her late son.
But we still have the paternity testing next week!
Man this judge is a jackass. What a blow-hard.
A bunch of stuff was denied. I don’t understand the legalese.
Jesus, this judge looks like he’s trying not to cry. What a tool. What the fuck is going on here? Holy shit the judge is crying.
They awarded the remains to the lawyer representing Dannielynn. He asks that this lawyer consult with all involved parties in making a decision.
Howard Stern’s head is on the table. Virgie Arthur is crying.
“I want her buried,” says the judge, “with her son. In the Bahamas. I want them to be together.” But he’s leaving that decision up to Dannielynn’s lawyer, who I assume will agree to have her buried in the Bahamas.
Howard K. Stern is sobbing audibly. His freakin’ lawyer is crying. Everybody is crying. Except Larry Birkhead. He’s not crying.
“And I hope to God,” says the judge, “You guys give the kid the right shot.” He’s still crying. This is the strangest damn thing I have ever seen.
The lawyers ask for a bunch of stuff I don’t understand, then ask for use of the chambers for the rest of the afternoon. The judge says sure in the most long-winded, blow-hardy way. They want the courtroom sealed for their discussions. No cameras. Judge says sure.
Court adjourned.
Check out photos and footage taken just hours before she re-admitted herself to Promises. Craziness, but I don’t really blame her. Those photogs are merciless.
Oh, and the judge in the Florida Anna Nicole case is expected to deliver a verdict in the next few minutes…
Watching the Anna Nicole body snatching trial on Cnn and Msnbc is just brutal. The judge is like nothing I’ve ever witnessed in a courtroom, a complete jackass, completely unintelligible.
It’s not that he’s speaking in legalese either; it’s these weird tangents he goes off on. They have nothing to do with the trial. For instance a few minutes ago he started talking about the first female judge in Broward county 20 years ago. When you figure out what that has to do with where/when/how Anna Nicole’s remains will be handled please let me know.
He also asked Birkhead if filing a legal motion to obtain paternity tests a year back would put “stress into Anna Nicole’s body.” Again, what does this have to do with anything? No one knows.
The judge is the typical South Florida NYC blowhard. He’s so happy to be on TV he’s almost drooling. I hate this guy. He’s turned what’s already a circus into Goddamn fiasco.
**Update** Actual question asked to Birkhead “Was Anna Nicole Smith the love of your life?” This has a legal bearing.. why? It’s good TV, sure, but how again does “love of your life” factor in to the law of the land? Does whoever has the most passion get to cremate her? The best part of that question is it didn’t have to be answered because it HAD BEEN ANSWERED PREVIOUSLY. That’s right, now they are repeating the crazy talk in some effort to have the Florida justice system barred from the land.
The Bodyguard gets called. “Did Anna Nicole have mood swings?” The judge asks this. Because of the little known section 1142.b which stresses mood swings and how they relate to your final resting place.
“Was Anna Nicole on drugs? How many road arrests have you made?” On and on into infinity.
