Archive for February, 2007

Looking Good, Lindsay!

Monday, February 26th, 2007

Sobriety is treating Lindsay Lohan well. While she’s certainly had some help from Britney, Anna and Oscar, it’s been quite a while since we ran a Lindsay-Lohan-threw-a-fit-then-cried-then-fell-then-went-to-the-bathroom-18-times story around here. She looks adorable in these pics, leaving a private party at new L.A. hotspot Winston’s this weekend, and I’m going to go out on a limb and say that I think this girl is finally starting to get her shit together. Rock on, Lindsay!

Mary-Kate Olsen, Hard-Nosed Journalist

Monday, February 26th, 2007

Or, you know, candy-nosed journalist, white-nosed journalist, powder-nosed journalist. Take your pick. Ana’s BFF submitted the “My Favorite Purse” essay she wrote in fifth grade to the New York Times, and in return they handed over her very own byline:

I have a large, red quilted Chanel bag that I borrowed from my sister Ashley. I wore it to an event and never gave it back. Luckily, she’s moved on to another bag, so I’m safe for now. I’m not quite sure how many bags I have, but let’s just say I have a few. When I find a bag I like, I tend to wear it to death until I become obsessed with another one. This probably happens three to five times a year. But I always come back to the Chanel. The size isn’t overwhelming, and it has enough subtle detail to keep it interesting.

I also have the smaller version in blue and in white, but the red is definitely my favorite. I don’t have a stylist — I’d rather just do my own thing and put together my own outfits. The chain-handle bag is the perfect accent to almost any combination I come up with. I look at everything with a designer’s eye, but I wouldn’t change a thing about this bag. I think that’s why it’s a true classic.

Wow, MK. Tear. Did someone say “Pulitzer”? I think yes.

Thanks to Gawker for the heads-up.

Bob Brown Addicted to Jail

Monday, February 26th, 2007

Non snarky version here.

My version: How good is this intro:

Brit Spears Wants You Dead

Monday, February 26th, 2007

These British folks are reporting Brit Spears was found with a “death list” of people she wanted to kill when they dragged her into rehab.

Well then. K-Fed made the list, no shocker there. I am starting to wonder if she can come back from this. Not career wise, the world is a forgiving place, but mentally. She seems rabbit on the stove crazy at this point.

Our friends (seriously, we have lunch together) over at “I don’t like you in that way” are all over this too.

Stars: They’re Just Like Us!

Monday, February 26th, 2007



They make sure their 12-year-old sons get lap dances from busted-ass hos. Diddy’s son Justin gets his world rocked.

(That is probably the first and only time you will hear me use the word “ho” on this blog. It’s not a word I use very often. But when your adult, but-her-face ass is rubbing all up on some 12-year-old boy’s cock, you, my dear, are a ho.)

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Photos from Vanity Fair’s Oscar Party

Monday, February 26th, 2007





More here.

Antonella’s BFF Talks About the Dirty Pictures She Leaked on the Internet

Monday, February 26th, 2007

Except Amanda Colluccio is still sticking with that whole “I had nothing to do with it” line. Read the full interview here, but here are the highlights.

“They were meant to be seen by one person and one person only,” Coluccio said at her Holmdel home. “The really bad ones aren’t her. I’ve studied them. It’s not her nose. She’s never had (acrylic nail) tips in her life. She’s the least slutty person I know.”

Coluccio, who speaks with Barba daily, says they believe someone from Catholic University broke into her computer and posted the pictures.”She’s been crying. She’s horrified,” Coluccio says. “She’s most upset about what her parents think.”

“‘We both went to fulfill a dream but were made into characters,” she said. “‘American Idol’ is the fakest show on TV. We’re so real and down-to-earth, and I wish people could see that.”

Check out more of the pictures in question here and here.

Liar!

Monday, February 26th, 2007

Eddie Murphy’s rep/paid lair has come out today defending the Oscar nominee’s behavior at the Academy Awards on Sunday. After Alan Arkin beat out Murphy in the Best Supporting Actor Category Eddie Murphy left the auditorium and didn’t go to any of the post Oscar bashes.

“Eddie had always planned on leaving after his category was announced to spend the rest of the evening with his family. He did the same thing following the Golden Globe Awards.”

Storming out of the Oscars isn’t cool. Most people don’t leave after their category and miss their co-stars big performance. Ah “Norbit” wasn’t the best idea was it Eddie.

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