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Monday, February 5th, 2007
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Archive for February, 2007
Justin Timberlake: So Fucking Badass
Monday, February 5th, 2007
dear jt,
hi i just want to tell u that i think u r awsome. i love the new album espeshly that song sexy back. i am so exitedto see u on kids choice awards. i thought it was relly funny when u were on punk’d and the tax ppl took all ur stuff and u freaked out and cried. r u and ashton friends in real life? he is cute butn ot as cute as u. that is awsome that u said that u were fukkin high when that happened. weed rulez man. u r prolly the most hardcore dude i have ever heard of.getting stoned is kewl. hey if u are ever in tulsa u should totally come to my mom’s house and smoke me out. i bet u have some killa shit man. rock on.
ur #1 fan,
amy
Let’s Talk About Lindsay Lohan
Monday, February 5th, 2007
I’m trying to figure out what her M.O. is.
Lindsers was partying at Les Deux with Paris Hilton on Friday and was spotted at Area on Saturday night. No one caught her drinking alcohol (she’s always got a water bottle or a can of Rockstar — which may or may not be filled with, say, water or Rockstar), but still. Is she trying to stay sober or what?
It’s not that you can’t stay sober and be at bars, Linds, and I’m glad you’re still going to meetings, but maybe take it easy for the first couple of months? And keep your distance from Paris? Yes?
Is she trying to send a message? That she can quit drinking and still be out on the scene? Is she just that addicted to the publicity? Is there a 12-step program for that? Man, there really should be. Or is she, you know, just that addicted to getting high and drunk at L.A. hot spots?
We’re rooting for you, Lindsay! Get your life together!
I Believe the Children Are Our Future
Monday, February 5th, 2007
I hate both the MPAA and the FCC. Essentially I hate censorship in all its forms and I advocate a society where I’m allowed to choose what I’d like to guzzle.
That said, I am a little confused by this news: Justin Timberlake will be hosting the Kid’s Choice Awards. I know what you’re thinking, “Hey, what the hell are the Kid’s Choice Awards?” Fair point.
But I bet they involve children, unless it’s some kind of weird pedophile buffet thing. In which case I bet getting sponsorship/televised would be a bitch. So JT and the kids getting together because he’s a kid-like role model style guy. I now present you some selected lyrics to “Sexy Back.”
Dirty babe
You see these shackles
Baby I’m your slave
I’ll let you whip me if I misbehave
Oh crap, I appear to have misspoken. Later on in the song it says:
Go ahead child
Go ahead, be gone with it
And get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it
Now I understand, the kids are meant to be sexy and also objects of sex. Dios Mios man. Was Guarini not available?
Take it to the bridge!
What Would You Do For a Beer?
Monday, February 5th, 2007This is one of my favorite ads from the Superbowl.
There are a few of them that made me laugh and since these companies spent 2.5 million dollars a spot I’ll give them some more publicity and post a few throughout the day for your viewing pleasure.
Here you go #1 fun commercial of the day.
Monday Morning Music
Monday, February 5th, 2007Today I am bringing it back a bit old school. This song “Back for Good” was my favorite pop song when I was in middle school. I found this little ditty when I was traveling through France with my mom and the only channel that was in English was MTV.
I heard this song again on the finale of “The Office” and it made me really happy. I hope you enjoy this. If you have never heard Take That before it is a lovely throwback to cheesy English pop music.
Go Colts. (that is totally unrelated by I had to put it in there)
Enjoy!
Late-Night Links
Monday, February 5th, 2007I love it. Farrah Fawcett gets cured of cancer, so we get to care about Ryan O’Neal for all of five minutes, during which he manages to get arrested in a physical altercation with his son, who has managed to knock up a girl who is literally half his age. You cannot make this stuff up. [Tabloid Whore]
Britney Spears: still dumber than you. [Celebrity Smack]
I don’t know how Bam Margera has stayed out of prison this long, but his uncle wasn’t so lucky. Because, see, Bam’s never been so good with, like, knowing where to draw the line, but he’s at least peripherally aware that it exists somewhere between a 12-year-old girl and her breast. [Ninja Dude]
Check out the Hannibal Rising trailer. [Film.com]
Important things I learned this weekend: The Colts are from Indianapolis. The Bears are from Chicago. So can we be done talking about football for awhile now? [Agent Bedhead]
Paris Hilton wins the latest battle in her quest to shut down ParisExposed.com keep her name in the headlines. [Hollywood Backwash]
Liz Hurley even manages to make her nip slip look classy. [Celeb Slam]
