I know what you’re thinking: there’s no way Britney Spears could be into chicks. Just like there was no way Britney Spears would expose the paparazzi to three separate shots of her bare nether regions over the course of a single week. Nothing surprises me from this girl. The new issue of In Touch is reporting that Brit-Brit’s had a taste for the ladies since well before her split with K-Fed. In fact, they even got someone — Omar Sharif, a rap producer and friend of K-Fed’s — to go on the record with this story! “Britney was into threesomes and girls,” he’s quoted as saying. Another “insider” says Britney would often disappear into bedrooms with her girlfriends while she was married to Kevin. “Sometimes it was three girls, and sometimes there were more like six. I heard about her being with girls at least 20 times while they were married.”

Britney will have plenty of time to focus on her girlfriends now, as OK! magazine is reporting that she got dumped by Isaac Cohen. A friend of Isaac said he’s been “looking to get out of the relationship for a while.” What? They’ve only been dating like a month. At exactly what point did he decide he wanted out? Probably around the time she started puking on him in front of cameras. “It was a bit much for him,” continues this friend. “There was a lot of drama – it was too much of a whirlwind. It wasn’t one thing in particular.” So, Isaac Cohen will make a semi-graceful exit from his fifteen minutes of fame and go back to utter irrelevance, until his tell-all comes out early next year. And Britney is free to focus on spending time with friends however she sees fit, and diligently insuring that her career and her future have been thoroughly destroyed via the abuse of ecstasy and cocaine and the poor, innocent color pink.

David Faustino (aka Bud Bundy) has filed for divorce from the hot, gold-digging, pathetic chick he married in 2003, Andrea Elmer, citing irreconcilable differences.

I’m a Christina Aguilera fan. Some of that is due to the fact that, unlike the rest of her pop brethren, she has a good voice. Also, that video “Dirty” was oddly compelling. Finally, I think she’s like 5 foot 1 inches which means she’d have to listen to all my orders, no matter how costume related.

Yeah, all in all a life with Christina would be grand and today there was more good news for our potential relationship. You see, she likes “Naked Sundays.” Straight from the little bombshell’s mouth:

“We claim ourselves (her and the hubby) to be the coziest couple ever. We have something called ‘naked Sundays,’ ” the 26-year-old pop star tells Ellen DeGeneres in an interview set to air Wednesday on “The Ellen DeGeneres Show.”

“We do everything naked. We cook naked.”

“You cook naked?” asks DeGeneres.

Aguilera replies: “Yeah, we cook naked.”

“Nothing with grease — that could splatter,” says DeGeneres.

“Well, unless you want the grease,” Aguilera replies.

UNLESS you WANT the grease!! Bless you my child, bless you. Now who is this husband and whom do I need to murder to have him killed? I want naked Aguilera and I want Sundays. Especially now, given that football season is over. Beet, could this be a potential birthday present por moi? Don’t act like you aren’t friends with her. Your secret is out.

Kim Kardashian and one of her not so famous hot black guy boyfriends (there have been a LOT people) have “accidentally” leaked a sex tape. Oh no! How could that have happened. Little gnomes must have broken into their apartment and then contacted their porn partners in crime!
It is rough when you are famous and you film yourself having sex and it gets leaked to the press. It is funny how many times that happens.

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Steve-O urinates in public for the first time this year. [Celebslam]

Naomi Watts is preggers. [Perez]

Ryan Phillippe’s new girlfriend is 18-year-old Nikki Reed, of Thirteen fame, which is, ironically, their approximate age difference. [Cele|bitchy]

Eminem is reportedly set to marry Kim Mathers for the third time. They say third time’s the charm, so maybe this go-round he’ll actually kill her and we can be done with this crap. [Agent Bedhead]

Fergie continues her spelling bee of a solo career with the new video for “Glamorous.” [Bree]

Welcome to Famous, Heidi Montag. Leave your clothes at the door. You know, on the hook right above your dignity. [Pop on the Pop]

Maybe if Anne Hathaway ever emerged from her crypt and into the sunlight she wouldn’t be so depressed. [ICYDK]