Archive for February, 2007

Janice Dickinson Rocks

Tuesday, February 6th, 2007

The former ANTM judge and owner of the Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency weighs in on the “skinny model” debate:

“I’m dying to find kids who are too thin. I’ve got 42 models in my agency and I’m trying to get them to lose weight. In fact, I wish they’d come down with some anorexia.” When you laugh at such politically incorrect statements, Dickinson yells back, “I’m not kidding. I’m running into a bunch of fat-assed, lazy little bitches who don’t know how to do the stairs or get their butts into the gym … Models are supposed to be thin. They’re not supposed to eat. In fact, I’m not going to eat for the rest of the day because we had this conversation.”

As awful as it is, I often agree with Janice, and I’m glad they still make folks like her. I know, I know. I’m a horrible person, and I’ve come to terms with that, but has anyone else noticed that bigger models just don’t carry the clothes as well as the ultra-skinny ones? And I’m not talking plus-size models, I’m talking girls with, like, a BMI of 20. It just doesn’t look as hot as some BMI 17 chick waltzing down the catwalk. There’s a reason models are ridiculously thin! It looks glamorous and unattainable and otherworldly! It makes you want to buy the clothes! I don’t think ultra-thin is very sexy off the catwalk, but anyone who thinks an average normal-weight girl is going to sell a dress as well as a super-skinny girl is just fucking wrong. Sorry.

In closing, here’s a very funny sign someone posted in front of CBS Studios (where Tyra Banks films her talk show). Let the hate mail roll in. Because if there’s anything I’ve learned, it’s that if anyone has more rabid fans than Justin Guarini, it’s Tyra.

Hayden Is Still Adorable

Tuesday, February 6th, 2007


My main illegal squeeze is catching some flack for this video. It’s for a DVD she did for Disney entitled Cinderella III: A Twist in Time. Some reasons you should still love her:

1. This had to have been pre Heroes and any actor would be a fool to turn down Disney cash.

2. She’s 17. Give me a break. What can we expect from a girl who still hasn’t gone to prom?

3. Even though this song is not something I would listen to, it’s Disney through and through, making her effective. And she’s still cute as a button. So enjoy.

(Note: They put an ad before the video, mine was the Goo Goo Dolls appearing on QVC which is VERY sad. Anyway, just do something else during the video. I suggest work. Then tune back in.)

(Note2: Aol seems to be failing at allowing me to embed this video because AOL sucks. Also it doesn’t work in Firefox. So the link is the only way to go at this point.)

Hayden Sings for Disney.

Crappy Movies Change the World

Tuesday, February 6th, 2007


I am stunned by this quote out of Jess Simpson:

She made that decision (divorce), she says, after watching the 2004 romance The Notebook on a plane ride home to Texas. “I just figured out the statement,” she says of the movie, starring Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams as star-crossed lovers. “It was about that moment of desperation. I needed to breathe.”

She figured out the statement? The Goddamn movie isn’t exactly secretive. Figuring it out is like figuring out the statement to Snakes on a Plane. Guess what? There’s fucking snakes.

I really hated The Notebook but I know there are women out there who love it. So I’ll just say this; how many times have you made a decision based on a movie? Also, now that I really bore down into her quote, the movie isn’t about “that moment of deperation.” It’s about finding and holding on to your true love and other such hackneyed cliches. I don’t think it has much to do with divorce at all. Could she mean she realized she didn’t have what Gosling and McAdams had? Okay, maybe, if you attribute logical thought to Jess. But she also should have figured out that someone wrote their dialogue and they only had to get along for around 40 minutes on screen.

I feel like she should have to wear a shirt that says “I am Stupid.” And it would point to her.

Tuesday Music for Me

Tuesday, February 6th, 2007


I found Monday’s song to be highly alarming. I want to bring us back to good with the Yeah, Yeah, Yeahs. I guess mostly I don’t want to hurt anymore.

Late-Night Links

Monday, February 5th, 2007

Best and worst of Super Bowl ads. [Film.com]

Ryan Phillippe is all about fatherhood. That and cheating on his wife. [PopSugar]

Kimora Lee gets all lesbo at Cipriani. [Cele|bitchy]

Kim Kardashian takes a page from the Paris Hilton playbook, keeps the sex tape rumors alive. [The Blemish]

Jessica Simpson dyes her hair auburn, colors face to match. [Pop on the Pop]

Ron Jeremy and Paris Hilton once played a little game of I’ll-show-you-mine-if-you’ll-show-me-yours in a bathroom stall. If they wanted to see each other’s naughty bits, they both could have saved some time and checked the Internet. [Warship]

Jennifer Love Hewitt and her cleavage hit up The Ivy for some publicity lunch. Oh, Love. I don’t even know what you’re working on now. The Horse Whisperer? Or something? You’ll always be that girl who gave it up to Bailey Salinger in my mind. [Rappy's]

Ryan O’Neal understands that the publics needs — nay, deserves — a full account of his fireplace-poker-swinging battle with his son. [Defamer]

Jeff Zucker takes the reins at NBC. Hang on tight. [Jossip]

Brace Yourself: Yahoo Had a Good Idea

Monday, February 5th, 2007

A friend of mine told me last night that Yahoo! Mail Beta allowed you to open several messages at once, in multiple tabs. My Yahoo mail is really just a relic of my past at this point, because the interface sucks so hard and the spam filtering is worse. But, just for kicks, I decided to switch to Beta today. It’s actually a very nice interface. And by “very nice” I of course mean “Outlook.” But the whole multiple-message tabbing thing is really, really useful. I’m shocked. I haven’t seen anything good come out of Yahoo in years. Come on, Google! Step it up! I need this in my Gmail!

It’s Alcoholics ANONYMOUS, Jackass

Monday, February 5th, 2007

Poor Lindsay. The paparazzi follow her to the grocery store, to the Coffee Bean, to Teddy’s and Area, and now they’re following her to her AA meetings with video cameras. This is so unfair on so many levels, guys. You can even hear Lindsay saying in the background, “This is so embarrassing.” It’s not just a horrible invasion of Lindsay’s privacy (and I’m torn on where I stand on this — I mean, she’s been working 24/7 to garner publicity for years now), but it’s also an attack on anyone who’s trying to get sober anonymously at the meetings she’s attending. These people were in no way responsible for Herbie: Fully Loaded. They don’t deserve this! I’m certainly not one to stand up for the privacy of public figures, but this is crossing the line. Back off, guys!

Headline of the Week

Monday, February 5th, 2007

I know it’s only Monday, but the game’s been won. The honor goes to Pasquale over at I’m Bringing Blogging Back, for — get this — an Oksana Baiul call. Remember her crazy ass?

Well played, my dear. Well played.

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