Archive for February, 2007

Rumer Willis and Pete Wentz?

Wednesday, February 21st, 2007

Rumer Willis, the oldest daughter of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis, has entered into a comparatively age-appropriate hook-up with Pete Wentz, reports The Sun. The two were spotted holding each other’s hands — and then some — at Hollywood hotspot Shag this weekend.

Rumer is 18 years old, and Pete, at 27, is only a year younger than Rumer’s mom’s husband, Ashton Kutcher. Her father has been linked in recent years to Brooke Burns, who is — you guessed it — barely a year old than Pete.

Wentz, the lead singer of Fall Out Boy, has dated both Ashlee Simpson and Lindsay Lohan in the past year. Interestingly, Lindsay and Rumer were often spotted hanging out together late last year, much to the reported chagrin of her step-dad, Ashton, who probably borrowed Lindsay from his buddy Wilmer Valderrama more than once back in the day … oh what a tangled web we weave.

Oscar Hates Free Expression

Wednesday, February 21st, 2007

OmyGodThisMakesMeSoMad!!!!!

The Borg has spoken. Oscar&reg will shut down an evil blogger within a few days. Here is the deal:

Lawyers for the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences last week ordered the editor of the seven-year-old Oscarwatch.com web site to give up the name or face a lawsuit.

At issue: The Academy owns the “Oscar” trademark and warned founding editor Sasha Stone that she has no legal right to the name and that her website “is likely to confuse visitors searching the Academy’s site.”

Stone, who has run Oscarwatch.com from her Los Angeles home since just after her daughter’s 1999 birth, said she can’t afford a lawyer and is uncertain what her next step will be. A message seeking comment from the Academy was not returned.

..Stone said she makes about $20,000 a year from her site”

HER WEBSITE IS LIKELY TO CONFUSE VISITORS?????

Am I allowed to say Oscar&reg here? Oscar&reg? Can I say Oscar&reg the grouch&reg? How about my mailman named Oscar&reg? Oscar de la Hoya&reg? This is so creepy, insane, and unfair.

I would urge whoever is out there in bloggy land report this insanity. Let’s groundswell these bastards. She’s giving up her URL after this year’s Oscars&reg so that the Academy’s attack dogs&reg don’t come after her.

What the fuck is wrong with you Oscar&reg? How can you begrudge some enterprising soul 20k a year?

For shame.

OH HAPPY DAY! A NEW TORI ALBUM!!!

Wednesday, February 21st, 2007

The love of my whole life, Tori Amos, will be releasing a NEW ALBUM! The title ROCKS: American Doll Posse. I love it already. It will be released May 1 on Epic, but with any luck it’ll hit the Internet long before that. Her last album, Beekeeper, made the Internet rounds almost a month before its formal release date. I checked for ADP yesterday but it doesn’t seem to be around. If it’s around and one of you knows about it — you HAVE to tell me!!
And check out this amazing cover art! Look closely — she’s got blood running down her leg, she’s got the word “SHaME” scrawled on her hand, and her shoe is broken. KILLER! I mean, I loved Beekeeper, because I love everything Tori Amos does ever, but I get the sense that this album is going to be bringing us back to the ultra-raw Tori we heard on albums like Little Earthquakes and Boys for Pele. Man I hope so! I’m soooo psyched for this album!
The anglophilic married mother of one will be touring to support the album, starting May 28 in Rome, but hopefully she will get her ass to SoCal and play for us!!!
I LOVE YOU TORI!!!

Brody Jenner Disappointed to Have Been Profiled Accurately

Wednesday, February 21st, 2007
Brody Jenner has responded to this article in Details magazine, which fails to portray him or his buddy Spencer Pratt in anything resembling a positive manner, and implies that he dated Nicole Richie strictly to gain fame.

“I have broad shoulders and can handle what is written about me personally but when I am misquoted or mischaracterized as exhibiting a disrespectful attitude towards someone I care about, I feel I need to clarify the situation,” says Jenner. “I genuinely love Nicole… I would never say or do anything hurtful to those I love and respect. I’m sorry it was represented that way.”

Even his mommy weighed in: “He has always been fond of [Nicole]. He dated her because he really likes her. He doesn’t have to date anyone for any other reason than he really likes them.” Awww. Thanks, Mommy.

Details stands by their story “100 percent.”

Anyway, Brody’s damn good at this fame-for-no-reason thing. Because now, instead of me writing one article about him being a jackass, I’m writing two. Rock on, Brody.

BritneyWatch 2007

Wednesday, February 21st, 2007

So what’s Brit up to, now that she’s ditched out on rehab for the second time in a week? Rumor has it she doesn’t have any money, because her family froze her credit cards (can they do that?). She called up one of her back-up dancers to spring her from Promises. She was spotted at the Chateau Marmont in WeHo earlier today, and just recently was seen at the law offices of defense attorney Barry Tarlows (down the street from Marmont). And, yes, she’s back to wearing that ridiculous blonde wig.

The Federline camp has announced there will be no comment. We haven’t heard anything from Britney’s camp yet.

Stay tuned. We’ll be bringing you all the updates as BritneyWatch 2007 continues…

Kimmy Weighs in on ANS

Wednesday, February 21st, 2007

Remember that girl Kimmy from Anna’s E! show? She was very weird and completely in love with Anna. Well, she’s weighed in on the current goings-on, and it turns out she hates Howard K. Stern as well. On her website, she’s posted these rants (in a variety of fonts and format):
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Howard, let me see if I can get this straight
YOU LIED ON THE STAND TODAY! YOU SAID YOU DO NOT GAIN MONETARY BY BEING THE EXECUTOR OF ANNA NICOLE’S WILL? WHAT ABOUT THAT DOCUMENT YOU HAD HER SIGN ONCE YOU WON THE HUGE AWARD FROM HOWARD MARSHALL ESTATE??? DO YOU GET 10% OR 100% ??? SO YOU DO CONTROL THE EARNING TO BENEFIT YOU!!! WHAT A F&&*ING LIAR!!!!!!
Did anyone notice besides me when Howard left the stand he took his two white cups with him..hid them behind his copy of the WILL of Anna Nicole and sat back down at his attorneys table. When he left the room the cups were gone…in his or his attorneys briefcase I would guess.. What’s wrong HOWARD. *&*&^%*^^(^% didn’t want anyone get your DNA?
1. Researched laws from around the country and found one that would benefit YOU in any paternity case.
2. Convinced Anna Nicole to move to the Bahamas for the benefit of her child.
3. Daniel died within hours of arriving and you flushed WHAT down the toilet?
4. You loved Anna Nicole so much you turned your head when you signed the FedX for the METHADONE?
5. You loved Anna Nicole so much you had to rush out and buy a Yacht and to take her where? A watery grave?
6. Did you have enough time to empty the refrigerator of anything you wanted to hide from the corner?
7. My guess the reason you don’t want any DNA samples done on you or Dannielynn is they will find DRUGS in both systems.
8. Was Dannielynn born an addict?
9. Not for one minute do I believe Anna Nicole didn’t have another will made out. You know she was obsessive about taking care of her child. What did you do with the updated will? Or did it not benefit you?
10. How much of a percentage do you get from the Marshall case? Did Anna find out you were bilking her out of her hard earned money?
11. Do I ever want to see your snout again? NO I value my health to much and your track record is not good…..people are dieing around you…
12. Where is Daniels will? I know he had one made out.
13. OH Please, Howard! Hot Smoochie Lips, Inc….Tell the world you wanted to star in your own reality show.
14. Where are the gowns of Annas that you sent out to be dry cleaned and they never returned? Will we be seeing them on ebay?
15. You never slept in the same bed with Anna!! You crawled in there after she fell asleep…she never invited you to her bed!!!
16. Now you have E on your side they won’t show the real HOWARD!
17. The burial plots were bought by YOU…you sicko… that is the only way you could think of to finally get to sleep next to her each night?? After you are dead!!!! because it wasn’t happening while she was living.
Larry Birkead IS THE FATHER OF DANNIELYNN
Larry only wanted the best for Anna Nicole. He tried to do the right thing by her and his daughter.
I’ll add more questions as I think of them.. In the mean time sell some more of your false delusions. You never had Anna Nicole and you know she is looking down on you right now saying F&&% YOU Howard! I knew I couldn’t trust YOU!
I’m going to show up, when you least expect me! I have my own tapes… you had no right making a fool out of Anna like you did.
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Damn, I really want to see these tapes.
Thankfully, she has a forum too.
A WhoIs search indicates the site was registered on Feb. 16 of this year, so I have to admit I have some questions about its legitimacy. Under address, “Kimmy” has written this:
Kimmy Walther
none
You will never know
Cleveland, OH 26555
US
Cute.

This is Why They Call it The Crackberry

Wednesday, February 21st, 2007
I hate my boyfriend’s Blackberry. I really do. I know a lot of women and men who are annoyed at their partner’s tether to their office. These “crackberries” create people addicted to the Internet even though a lot of people forget that 10 years ago we didn’t have all of these little electronic gadgets.

When my dog jumped on my computer and broke it and when I lost my phone (a few times) and had to use a payphone I almost had a nervous breakdown.

The guy, the Managing Editor of Forbes in this video actually breaks down and cries. This is an interesting study on how we have gotten obsessed with email/cellphones and other fun little electronic gadgets. It is a little freaky.

What’s Going On With Her “Boo’s?”

Wednesday, February 21st, 2007

With all of us bloggers writing countless stories about Britney Spears many have forgotten about her “boo’s”, her little baby boys Sean Preston and Jayden James. Many have asked the question, “who is taking care of the babies while Britney is in rehab?” Now I guess B has checked herself out of rehab but for those 24 hours according to Larry Rudolph, the hardest working manager in show business,

“The kids are being well taken care of.”

Awesome, give the public what they want. Way to elaborate Larry. Britney has sole custody of her babies so even if she goes into a treatment facility she designates the person who in in charge of taking care of her kids.

Contrary to many reports, Kevin doesn’t want to have full-custody of the kids he just wants his visitation rights.

Here is an interesting look at Britney’s support system via People.

LYNNE SPEARS
As a youngster, Spears had “a terrific relationship” with her mom, says former agent Nancy Carson. But a relative says: “Britney and Lynne have had some problems lately and they weren’t speaking for a while.” Now, though, they’re talking again.

JAMIE LYNN SPEARS

Spears’s little sister cried when she heard about the singer’s meltdown over the weekend, says a friend. The two are tight; Spears calls Jamie Lynn, 15, frequently.

JAMIE SPEARS

Spears’s dad has had his own battles with alcohol. A family member in Louisiana says Spears doesn’t always stop by his home to say hello when she’s in town, but Sunday night before she entered rehab, the two dined together and had “a heavy conversation.”

KEVIN FEDERLINE

The two spoke by phone just before Valentine’s Day, and he canceled plans to go to Las Vegas last weekend “to physically be in L.A. if Britney or the kids needed him,” says a friend.

LARRY RUDOLPH

Her longtime manager parted ways with her after she wed Federline, then returned and orchestrated her well-received behavior when she filed for divorce. He helped with the intervention that led to rehab.

Hopefully one of these people will step up and save Britney. If she really has checked out of rehab I don’t know who can save her.

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