Britney’s First Husband Sure Did Love That Bitch
February 26th, 2007 by Evil Beet
Ehhhhnyway, her first husband, Jason Alexander (the twit from Louisiana, not the twit from Seinfeld) is such a darling that he’s opted to spill his romantic guts to some paper in London. He recounts an episode during which Brit almost OD’d on E (the drug, guys, not the television network, although I suppose both are equally probable):
“I took her into the bathroom and threw her in the shower. She was unconscious. She tripped and fell. I was trying to hold her up and speak to her. She wasn’t moving. I remember looking down at her all crumpled in the tub with the water coming down. She looked so white and lifeless. I thought she was dead. I thought, ‘This bitch is going to f–king die right here in front of me.’”
I wonder if this was before or after he married her. Anyway, sweet of him to care so much.
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