Paging Ari Gold

February 20th, 2007 by Evil Beet


With Britney Spears safely in rehab, there’s room for a new superstar in Hollywood, and this guy knows it. He’s started the website PagingAriGold.com, a blog dedicated to attracting the attention of fictitious Hollywood super-agent Ari Gold. Googling the term “Ari Gold” produces a sponsored link to his website (although I discovered it while googling Kevin Connolly, so it appears he’s branching out). The site has three entries, two of which include his video pleas to Ari and his assistant, Lloyd. I’m fairly certain this guy is joking, in which case it’s fabulous (but subtle) humor. If he’s not joking, it’s even funnier. I’ve included the videos here.


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12 Responses to “Paging Ari Gold”

  1. sylvie says:

    Oh… Your blog used to be nice, but now it’s spoiled. Stop posting trash like that or stop posting at all.

  2. hans says:

    Your blog is getting better and better! Previous posts were good, but this one is just FABULOUS.

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