Eminem Has a Small Penis
February 16th, 2007 by Evil Beet
Kim Mathers, Em’s on-and-off-and-on-and-off girlfriend/wife/fantasy murder victim, has launched an anti-Em crusade which came to some sort of peak on an interview this morning with a Detroit radio station. Says Kim:
“I can’t stand him. He’s an absolutely horrible person, and he gets worse every day,” Mathers said. “I vomit in my mouth whenever I’m around him or I hear his name. There’s nothing left in me for him. Nothing at all.”
She goes on to say that “he’s not very well-endowed,” and that sex with him is “bad.” And the kicker: “If you’re going to have sex with Marshall, make sure you have a little blue pill, because otherwise it does not work.”
Eminem responded by taking the high road in a statement he made through his publicist: “It’s a shame that I’ve moved on and Kim hasn’t. Her ongoing press campaign is doing nothing but harm to the children, and for that I feel truly sorry. For their sake I wish she would stop.”
[via Agent Bedhead]
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you know what kim just forget it and eminem im your biggest fan in some of your song like ”mockingbird”and”kim”but no offense kimberly but eminem isn it a little harsh wanting to kill kim because think about it you will be in jail and haili wont have a mother and would think you as a bad person as she grows up and understands what has happen just a opinion but just both of move on and stop acting like babies and start acting like grownups dont be victims stop thinking about yourself and start thinking and haili’s future
That’s such bull. That woman is a mixture of Courtney Love and Britney Spears mixed in one.
pure hoodia gordonii…
pure hoodia gordonii…
You have to revise your opinion. Repeating this nuttery misses your point. Give us proofs. Not just with words, but with deeds.
I agree with everybody else: awesome story.! Much food for thought… It really made my day. Thank you.
kim ez una puta perra uqe traiciono a eminem
I dont think u have a smal one i love u e-mail me
i have a big dick