Eminem Has a Small Penis

February 16th, 2007 by Evil Beet


Kim Mathers, Em’s on-and-off-and-on-and-off girlfriend/wife/fantasy murder victim, has launched an anti-Em crusade which came to some sort of peak on an interview this morning with a Detroit radio station. Says Kim:

“I can’t stand him. He’s an absolutely horrible person, and he gets worse every day,” Mathers said. “I vomit in my mouth whenever I’m around him or I hear his name. There’s nothing left in me for him. Nothing at all.”

She goes on to say that “he’s not very well-endowed,” and that sex with him is “bad.” And the kicker: “If you’re going to have sex with Marshall, make sure you have a little blue pill, because otherwise it does not work.”

Eminem responded by taking the high road in a statement he made through his publicist: “It’s a shame that I’ve moved on and Kim hasn’t. Her ongoing press campaign is doing nothing but harm to the children, and for that I feel truly sorry. For their sake I wish she would stop.”

[via Agent Bedhead]


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19 Responses to “Eminem Has a Small Penis”

  1. samantha says:

    you know what kim just forget it and eminem im your biggest fan in some of your song like ”mockingbird”and”kim”but no offense kimberly but eminem isn it a little harsh wanting to kill kim because think about it you will be in jail and haili wont have a mother and would think you as a bad person as she grows up and understands what has happen just a opinion but just both of move on and stop acting like babies and start acting like grownups dont be victims stop thinking about yourself and start thinking and haili’s future

  2. Melissa says:

    That’s such bull. That woman is a mixture of Courtney Love and Britney Spears mixed in one.

  3. pure hoodia gordonii…

    pure hoodia gordonii…

  4. crazyman7 says:

    You have to revise your opinion. Repeating this nuttery misses your point. Give us proofs. Not just with words, but with deeds.

  5. Sueblimely says:

    I agree with everybody else: awesome story.! Much food for thought… It really made my day. Thank you.

  6. bryan says:

    kim ez una puta perra uqe traiciono a eminem

  7. Desira says:

    I dont think u have a smal one i love u e-mail me

  8. Harry says:

    Of course she’s guna say that, anything to try and fuck him up, she’s pissed she lost him.

  9. Mario says:

    I also think that kim is making this shit up.
    If she didnt like it, other girl will and im sure that if eminem needs a girl, he will have it. Eminem is the best rapper in the world and will always be. Peace bro

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  11. Anonymous says:

    Well if he’s so bad at sex why the hell does she have a child with him?

  12. Alicia says:

    Well….think about it. Eminem is 5′7″, not a big guy. not too many small guys have big dicks. I have been around my share. They had that kid before he was famous, so love could have really been a factor. thus a girl would look past the small member, unless she’s a size queen…like me(smile). Em is cute, but he doesn’t look hung. And if he was hung, word would have been out by now. This guys been out in the media for over 12 years now. He looks kinda nerdy, in an angry way to me, with his attractive face, I think he’s cute. I’m 5′9″, he would not be my type…he’s too short. I need big guys.

    • Keith says:

      alot of small guys have huge dicks, So i doubt you’ve been around many, I’ve found that the little guys usually have bigger dicks than the huge guys.

  13. ……..WHAT A BITCH HAHA SHE’S SAYIN THIS SHIT CUZ SHE HAS NUTTIN BETTER TO DO WITH HER DRUG ADDICTED LIFE!

  14. laís says:

    the Kim is very ugly for it, it is very pretty had was to be with me, does not import itself with the size, but with the person who it represents, to only be to the side of she would full me to it of pleasure

  15. Rofl says:

    I think they’re both retarded.
    Kim for dating the prick.
    Eminem for being an insecure brat.

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