Eminem Has a Small Penis
February 16th, 2007 by Evil Beet
Kim Mathers, Em’s on-and-off-and-on-and-off girlfriend/wife/fantasy murder victim, has launched an anti-Em crusade which came to some sort of peak on an interview this morning with a Detroit radio station. Says Kim:
“I can’t stand him. He’s an absolutely horrible person, and he gets worse every day,” Mathers said. “I vomit in my mouth whenever I’m around him or I hear his name. There’s nothing left in me for him. Nothing at all.”
She goes on to say that “he’s not very well-endowed,” and that sex with him is “bad.” And the kicker: “If you’re going to have sex with Marshall, make sure you have a little blue pill, because otherwise it does not work.”
Eminem responded by taking the high road in a statement he made through his publicist: “It’s a shame that I’ve moved on and Kim hasn’t. Her ongoing press campaign is doing nothing but harm to the children, and for that I feel truly sorry. For their sake I wish she would stop.”
[via Agent Bedhead]
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you know what kim just forget it and eminem im your biggest fan in some of your song like ”mockingbird”and”kim”but no offense kimberly but eminem isn it a little harsh wanting to kill kim because think about it you will be in jail and haili wont have a mother and would think you as a bad person as she grows up and understands what has happen just a opinion but just both of move on and stop acting like babies and start acting like grownups dont be victims stop thinking about yourself and start thinking and haili’s future
That’s such bull. That woman is a mixture of Courtney Love and Britney Spears mixed in one.
pure hoodia gordonii…
pure hoodia gordonii…
You have to revise your opinion. Repeating this nuttery misses your point. Give us proofs. Not just with words, but with deeds.
I agree with everybody else: awesome story.! Much food for thought… It really made my day. Thank you.
kim ez una puta perra uqe traiciono a eminem
I dont think u have a smal one i love u e-mail me
i have a big dick
good your going to be the only one sucking it
Of course she’s guna say that, anything to try and fuck him up, she’s pissed she lost him.
I also think that kim is making this shit up.
If she didnt like it, other girl will and im sure that if eminem needs a girl, he will have it. Eminem is the best rapper in the world and will always be. Peace bro
well Eminem can always show us his package and we can judge :-)
Yummy
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Well if he’s so bad at sex why the hell does she have a child with him?
Well….think about it. Eminem is 5′7″, not a big guy. not too many small guys have big dicks. I have been around my share. They had that kid before he was famous, so love could have really been a factor. thus a girl would look past the small member, unless she’s a size queen…like me(smile). Em is cute, but he doesn’t look hung. And if he was hung, word would have been out by now. This guys been out in the media for over 12 years now. He looks kinda nerdy, in an angry way to me, with his attractive face, I think he’s cute. I’m 5′9″, he would not be my type…he’s too short. I need big guys.
alot of small guys have huge dicks, So i doubt you’ve been around many, I’ve found that the little guys usually have bigger dicks than the huge guys.
……..WHAT A BITCH HAHA SHE’S SAYIN THIS SHIT CUZ SHE HAS NUTTIN BETTER TO DO WITH HER DRUG ADDICTED LIFE!
the Kim is very ugly for it, it is very pretty had was to be with me, does not import itself with the size, but with the person who it represents, to only be to the side of she would full me to it of pleasure
I think they’re both retarded.
Kim for dating the prick.
Eminem for being an insecure brat.
fuck u ems soooooooo not a prick mayby u were right about kim but em is da best i luv that guy p.s i like cheese
i think kim made that up and em is da best p.s i like cheese
i dont have anything against kim its just that i can tell that she made all that stuff up about marshel being bad at sex if em had a small dick than its most unlikely to have hailey p.s pls if somebody knows eminem then tell him im his biggest fan
HI MY NAME IS GRACE BUT THE PEOPLE IN THE COUNTRY WHERE I LIVE IN NOW CALL ME GRACIE WHICH I PREFER SO WHO-EVA READS DIS WRITE ME BACK OK (PIZZA FOR EVERYONE)
why wontcha put me on de web mon it no cool i need de slim shede to read ma coment mon!
i like eminem lil wayne said he cant fuck with eminem which is correct lil wayne also admitted he was gay see it on youtube
i hate cheese who does like it apart from u u bastard ok i like pizza but i dont even like cheddar whats the matter with u any way i did not blog for food i just wanna say eminem is a terrible person he made fun of mc hes a total jurk
KIMS RITE ABOUT SLIM HES A JURK U CAN TELL BY THE LYRICS OF HIS MUSIC