Paris Packs a Pipe Like a Champ

February 5th, 2007 by EvilT


Since it is Celebrity Drug use day I thought that I would post a fun photo of Paris Hilton. You know, from that little site that she is using for publicity. I find this one particularly funny because I think Paris actually does have a redeemable skill other than partying and posing for the paparazzi. I think she is really good at smoking weed. Usually she is smoking with someone else (the person taking the photo in question) but she is always the one packing the pipe/rolling the joint etc…

So for those of you that say “Paris Hilton isn’t talented!” maybe we have found her one true talent. Think about it. Back in the day there was always that person in high school that was just really good at getting that weed ready to smoke.

Since Hollywood is like high school…maybe Paris is just that person. Not only does she buy her friends admission to the hotties parties but she packs their bongs. Beautiful isn’t it?


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45 Responses to “Paris Packs a Pipe Like a Champ”

  1. Matt says:

    This almost makes me want to like Paris…almost.

  2. Axeldee says:

    Y’ALL DAMN RIGHT…PARIS IS ANOTHER RETARDED

  3. kash posh says:

    dont use the word retarded……
    and pot is amazing i wish i had all of that weed in my pocket right now.

  4. thats not all she knows the two best talent she has going for right now
    is packing the pipe w/weed and laying on her back getting bang.thats all she good for andget on 4 legs fiqure out the rest. lol

  5. dutch master says:

    hey paris, can i get a job as your blunt roller? im damn good!

  6. SadieLicious says:

    i love weed and i love paris :] and id love to get high with her. id be honored to have her pack my bowl.

  7. Anonymous says:

    Dear god. She is so fucking ugly.

  8. melody says:

    that girl needs help!!!!

  9. yoz says:

    hey dutchmaster you should get a job suckin cock. i hear your damn good at that too!

  10. like i love how stupid famous ppl are says:

    why am i not supprised and who the hell would take out drugs in publicc if people always follow you around……………WITH CAMERAS!!!!!!!

  11. paradox says:

    paris is just enjoy her day enjoying more than you or anybody up here because she made money laughing at you when she was stoned stop bothering her so she can quit drugs

  12. ashley says:

    that is not paris hilton. you think she would be packing a bowl in that dump.

  13. AB says:

    that’s not paris hilton…. she wouldn’t wear tommy hilfiger. i don’t like the cunt, but that’s definitely not her.

  14. J says:

    Don’t worry ducth master. we can roll blunts together. I’m damn good too. But stay away from phillies.

  15. Cassius Clay says:

    i dont think thats for medical reasons!!

  16. tess says:

    uhm. not paris hilton. duh.

  17. danan says:

    oh my God you guy cant even tell what is in that bag. Just because its a zip log bag doesnt mean its drugs in it. Some people need some real help and not only that you cant tell that person IS NOT paris hilton!!!! she has more of a longer face line this person has a round short face

  18. lindyas says:

    paris did do weed and cocain ,pipe,mara… and mowi wowi..

  19. legalize! says:

    First off I don’t believe thats Paris Hilton either.
    And who fucking cares if she or any other celebrity is smoking,
    if you were to see just a random person (which i believe this actually happens to be) smoking weed or anything else you probably wouldn’t even bother commenting. Unless you just wanted to force your opinion down their throat. Who cares its their life get over it! Think of it this way Celebrity’s smoke weed to relax from all the shit you give them.. anyways have a nice day.

    oh yeah. from what I’ve heard the only reason they won’t legalize pot is because they can’t tax you for it…

  20. Anonymous says:

    thats not paris

  21. hookah…

    Smoke hookah, be happy…

  22. Marianne Faithless says:

    well…there is a BIG friggin shock…She is…omfg…no comment lol

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  24. dark angel says:

    THATS HOT!

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  26. nicole says:

    okay, who cares like honestly
    it’s her life and if she chooses to smoke chron then let her,
    it’s not your life is it? din’t think so.

    besides like 60% of the world smokes weed.

  27. michelle says:

    it is her, i’ve seen the video this picture is from

  28. La-di-Donni says:

    That’s Paris you dopes. Sans hair extensions. This is from a homecam the person she was sitting with took in Amsterdam. I can recognize her by her lower lip - that line down the center of it. Kinda weird…and may I ask, why do people who can’t spell or construct a decent sentence always post comments?? Who cares who’s smoking weed - how about making a HUGE fuss about rampant illiteracy???!!! So sad… K, sorry, I’m out. :)

  29. Cory says:

    fuck a deceant sentense hahaha shes gotta do what shes gotta do …even though the chronic is only going to slow her brain more then the actualy pace it fuctions at…

  30. mattsahottie says:

    okay, once again, you have it wrong.

    first of all, weed can kill you.

    second, paris hilton is beyond help.

    third, don’t say you like drugs online. the fbi can track that comment.

  31. An333D says:

    I wonder why so many people like to comment stuff. Why is this kind of spending your free time so popular? Maybe people have a lack of communication in real world? Maybe that’s because they have a lot of problems in reality and want to run away from them? Maybe they need new impressions and experience? Or they just got suck here? I don’t have a clue. What do you all think?

  32. Bitcloud says:

    Forgive ME, but more about the subject, please!! You are going away from the topic too frequently, therefore it is uneasy to read your posts.

  33. biff says:

    paris tokes like a 10 year old girl

  34. Nola says:

    shes in amsterdam in that pic… and she tokes like a dickhead… i want a bong right now… actually im gonna go have one. thanks paris

  35. Fillup says:

    If she really needs to suck something, my c**k is available for her oral needs. Oh wait, she already done that for the world to see, I forgot.

  36. J says:

    soon mental illness will get all these people
    pics of famous people on drugs make me puke

  37. Jessi says:

    whats with the freak ear

  38. Bi-otch says:

    ok first i just wanna say drugs are bad. second, i think we should ENCOURAGE paris to do them so maybe she will overdose, and hopefully die.

  39. sdf says:

    it is paris u dumb fucks

  40. no comment says:

    i wanna smoke weed and fuck fuck fuck her so hard if she kan walk

  41. jess says:

    dude i bet she can get some good shit. lol

  42. The feeling after smoke says:

    how sexy she would feel in mind after the sweet smoke

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