Justin Timberlake: So Fucking Badass

February 5th, 2007 by Evil Beet


dear jt,

hi i just want to tell u that i think u r awsome. i love the new album espeshly that song sexy back. i am so exitedto see u on kids choice awards. i thought it was relly funny when u were on punk’d and the tax ppl took all ur stuff and u freaked out and cried. r u and ashton friends in real life? he is cute butn ot as cute as u. that is awsome that u said that u were fukkin high when that happened. weed rulez man. u r prolly the most hardcore dude i have ever heard of.getting stoned is kewl. hey if u are ever in tulsa u should totally come to my mom’s house and smoke me out. i bet u have some killa shit man. rock on.

ur #1 fan,
amy


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37 Responses to “Justin Timberlake: So Fucking Badass”

  1. Axeldee says:

    FRICKEN FUNNY

  2. Mrs Timberlake says:

    yea baby justin is sooo fucking sexyyy i can fuck him all nite long.!!!!
    my pusssy is better than jessica biels….duh.
    i can take him away anytime if i were to have one nite with him…..

  3. Anonymous says:

    whoever wrote the caption to this needs to open their mind and stop acting like a douche

  4. snow ball says:

    face it hes a wuss

  5. ananomys says:

    this picture is from punk’d!

  6. crissy says:

    im sorry but amy……seriously you lay off the “kewl weed” and read a damn book. wow, this was a really pathetic entry from her. its kinda sad

  7. jennifer says:

    amy?? whos she????

  8. jennifer says:

    who is amy???

  9. Glass House Beyotch says:

    glass houses don’t uh … yah, don’t throw things … uh, yah stoned, i mean stones, yah, uh, they don’t and uh, yah they don’t throw’em at peeps who live there, just the bitches outside. huh? what?

    how’d i get here? and who so insidiously dressed me like this?

    and i quote former girlfriend brit, “Huh? What? My Boobies!”

  10. WELL PEOPLE WHAT THAT TELL YOU HE ONLY HUMAN.

  11. cuz says:

    Oh shit! That sounds like something I would have written to Travis Richter!

  12. Nicola says:

    Merry Christmas ! =D

  13. Rock On Girl says:

    If you came home and found out that all your shit was being taken and you were losing your house and to top it off they even took away your fucking dogs…i think you might cry too. that’s for all you tough manly men out there that are so insecure about themselves that they actually still think that it is weak for a man to cry. you guys are total whack jobs for thinking that shit, just so you know. everybody cries. everybody poops.

  14. vi0let says:

    id cry me guts up

  15. Anonymous says:

    talk about a buzz kill man! hahahah sucked to be him at that moment.

  16. Well that badass just turned into a basterd! Smoking getting high on a show!! grr. basterd. well at least he admitted it.

  17. every post seems like a warped joke from the last. thanks for all of the humor.

  18. SEXY GRIL says:

    HEY SEXY YOU ARE SO HOT DONT FORGET THAT BABY

  19. Anonymous says:

    Justin Timberlake, the most hardcore man u ever heard of? haha thats fuckin’ jokes man.

  20. Anonymous says:

    JT ain’t hardcore he’s a pussy
    fiddy is gangsta

    and i bet you justin takes it up the bum from jessica

  21. ashbash:) says:

    boo hoo, cry me a river.

  22. Anonymous says:

    Who the fucks Amy? and Justin’s a whimp! so, go back to your little gay group “backstreet boys!”

  23. Anonymous says:

    owww….how sad

  24. pure hoodia gordonii…

    pure hoodia gordonii…

  25. seth says:

    We all know he’s never gonna do another Super Bowl half time show.

  26. March Madness Sports Book…

    March Madness Sports Book…

  27. mattsahottie says:

    amy is the persson who started this. look right below the picture.

    oh ya, justin’s not interested in you or me or any other not famous person that he doesn’t know exists!!!!!

    Also, matt is hott!

  28. mattsahottie says:

    don’t cuss anymore. it gets annoying.

  29. jonundead says:

    From the beginning your blog was trash. But now it is great. I hope you gonna keep writing that way.

  30. reply to "mrs. timberlake" says:

    hahahaha mrs. timberlake..
    only if JT went around saying his cock was meant for u..

    hahhaha ur comment had me laughing for a few minutes

  31. Rose says:

    He played in N’sync Not the Backstreet boys. Get it right.

  32. heidii says:

    wow the capions and shit on this site, make me sickk :S.. get smarter.

  33. Bi-otch says:

    okay first off, justin timberlake is a fucking fagget. second, he is weak because he also does drugs.

  34. Late To The Party says:

    This post is so old, but lol. High? Was that supposed to explain the crying? hahahahahahahaaa. hah. Yeah, right. Crying when you’re high is even more shameful!

  35. This post isn’t old, you are late :)

  36. justin timberlake says:

    the points not me its that ad with a naked lady in it

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