Archive for January, 2007

Wonky Eye Mystery Solved!!!

Friday, January 19th, 2007

Paris Hilton’s weird wonky eye which bloggers love to tease her for is reportedly the result of an eye-lift surgery gone wrong. It is depressing that celebrities such as Tara Reid and Paris Hilton have gotten such bad plastic surgery. I bet they both got some coupon for the same guy in a gift bag at some lame club opening.

Evidently this surgery was done six years ago which would make Paris 19 when she got it done. Looking at old photos of Miss Hilton me thinks she has had a few little procedures over the years.

I honestly think she was on her way to looking normal when she was a teenager. Sometimes the combination of hair extensions, spray tanning and bad plastic surgery are never a good idea. She is a cautionary tale Suri Cruise, Apple Martin, and Violet Affleck. Just say no.

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Can a Musical “Jump The Shark?”

Friday, January 19th, 2007

I was just taking a lovely walk through Times Square and I saw a billboard for Tony Danza in “The Producers.” I remember hearing about this but I never thought it would ever happen. You know when a musical has “jumped the shark” when they put in Tony Danza…of the failed and tepid “Tony Danza Show.”

Danza is big on self promotion. I guess when he was in “View From The Bridge” on Bway he used to go personally hustle people to buy tickets to his show. I guess the producers are banking on tourists that really were into “Who’s The Boss.” I can’t say if I think he is good in this part but if you are in NYC and want to check out Tony he will be in the part until March 11th.

Fashion Victim of the Week

Friday, January 19th, 2007

Wow. Doesn’t somebody check your outfit before you leave for these awards ceremonies? Seriously, you are Meryl Streep. Ask Helen Miren who gets her all dressed up, she was a hot older lady. You look like you are auditioning to be in some weird Greek drama. I still love you though. I mean. You are Meryl Streep. Congrats on your Globe. My advise to you…hire a stylist.

Beyonce’s Dad Goes There…

Friday, January 19th, 2007

Beyonce didn’t win Best Actress at “The Golden Globes” because her crazy daddy thinks the Golden Globes voters are “racist.” I could accept that except Jennifer Hudson, Eddie Murphy, Prince, and Forest Whitaker won their awards and last time I checked…they were all black. Beyonce wasn’t that good to be perfectly honest. She looked pretty and sang her songs well but she really wasn’t Golden Globe or Oscar worthy. The “Best Actress” award is given to an actress that is the best…not the most overly hyped.

I understand Beyonce is a star but that doesn’t mean that she should beat Meryl Streep. Not understanding this, her dad make this awesome and stupid comment.

“Today is MLK’s birthday and it saddens me to say that things have not changed for blacks. Working class blacks and blacks in Hollywood are still being discriminated against. We still have a long way to go.”

I would give that to you, Matthew, except you don’t really have the best history when it comes to Beyonce and “Dreamgirls.” From the beginning he has been sassy about his daughter getting top billing and according to TMZ,

“After an early screening, both Matthew and B’s mom (Tina) flipped over Hudson’s screen time, arguing with writer/director Bill Condon that the flick needed to be re cut and include more B and less J — Condon refused.”

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Cameron is Hitting This

Friday, January 19th, 2007

I hate Cameron Diaz. Girl is skinny but really she isn’t that cute and I think that whole “guy’s girl” thing is annyoing. How does she get to hit all of these Hollywood hotties. Justin Timberlake? Matt Dillon? Kelly Slater?

She must be very good at something and I don’t think it is surfing.

Rosie’s Got a Brand New Beef

Friday, January 19th, 2007

Rosie is so over feuding with Donald Trump and she has now shifted her focus to “American Idol” and the judges. The bigwigs at the “View” must be LOVING all of this.

Rosie evidently isn’t impressed by the huge ratings of American Idol stating that,

“If you keep serving people crap, they’re eventually going to think it’s a meal. Three millionaires… one probably intoxicated. So sad.”

I’m so excited for a new fued!

I’m Sorry, Again

Friday, January 19th, 2007

Isaiah Washington keeps messing up over and over again. He not only used the f-word and forced little T.R. Knight out of the closet but also he denied ever doing so at the Golden Globes and then used the f-word again. The gay bloggers out there (read: led by the call of Perez Hilton) are calling ABC to fire him and he is struggling to save what is left of his reputation.

The cast now is speaking out against Isaiah’s behavior. T.R. stood up for himself, a bit, on Ellen. We already linked this a couple days ago but it worth watching if you are following the “Grey’s Anatomy” scandal. Katherine Heigl also has spoken out against Washington’s behavior.

Washington has once again formerly apologized to the fans of his hit show and it will be interesting to see if ABC ends up canning Washington’s booty.

“I apologize to T.R., my colleagues, the fans of the show and especially the lesbian and gay community for using a word that is unacceptable in any context or circumstance. By repeating the word Monday night, I marred what should have been a perfect night for everyone who works on “Grey’s Anatomy.” I can neither defend nor explain my behavior. I can also no longer deny to myself that there are issues I obviously need to examine within my own soul, and I’ve asked for help.

I know the power of words, especially those that demean. I realize that by using one filled with disrespect, I have hurt more than T.R. and my colleagues. With one word, I’ve hurt everyone who has struggled for the respect so many of us take for granted. I welcome the chance to meet with leaders of the gay and lesbian community to apologize in person and to talk about what I can do to heal the wounds I’ve opened.

T.R.’s courage throughout this entire episode speaks to his tremendous character. I hold his talent, and T.R. as a person, in high esteem. I know a mere apology will not end this, and I intend to let my future actions prove my sincerity.”

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