It’s not out of the question says Demi.

“Once you hit three, where you’re outnumbered, it’s really, like, ‘What’s the difference between (three or) four or five?,”‘ she said.

Hmm, I guess there is no difference at all if you are super rich.

In some ways though I find this story heartening, at least until it comes out that Ashton cheated with Tara Reid or something, then I’ll be freshly jaded.

Also, that hat is stupid.

Take a look at that photo. Now read this sentence from the article, which we’ll get to in one moment.

“Looking at Principal, you would never know she is a former smoker who spent years on Dallas‘ Southfork Ranch. She credits her products for helping her maintain a glowing complexion.”

Um, what? Maybe I’m reading to much into it, but wasn’t she married to a plastic surgeon for a few decades? Oh, yeah, let’s see here:

“In May, she filed for divorce from her husband of 21 years, Beverly Hills plastic surgeon Harry Glassman. She won’t discuss details of her stormy split with Glassman but hopes that she and her ex might be able to become friends. She does not now speak to him or his children.”

It’s good that her and the kids don’t talk now either. What’s a few decades worth anyway?

Oh, and now the original reason for my post:

“With astronaut training on tap for 2007, she is moving on after some turbulence in her personal life.”

Fantastic. We need a nice and stretchy face out there in space.

After spending the latter part of 2006 flashing her goodies and getting fall-down drunk in both California and Arizona, Britney Spears had to leave her 2007 celebration at Pure Nightclub in Las Vegas early. Reports have her ODing, passing out, etc… but her manager/professional liar, Larry Rudolph, denies that Brit Brit’s overindulgence was the cause of her having to leave her party at about 1am.

A source at Pure stated,

“She was absolutely not carried out of the club. Her security and Pure’s security walked her out … She didn’t pass out or faint or any of that.”

VegasPopular.com, however, tells a much different story,

“She had been seated on a VIP tented-cabana bed overlooking the dance floor at 12:50AM talking with one of her male dancers. She intimated she wanted to leave and as she stood up, ’she went into a dead faint and just fell right to the floor.’ Her group pulled her up and lay her on the bed at the same time as her personal security asked for the club to provide at least 10 other security managers to ‘get her out as quickly as possible.’ They surrounded the stricken pop star in an attempt to screen her from all observers and the new years revelers on the crowded dance floor. One woman in the Spears’ entourage yelled, ‘Make sure nobody gets any photos. No photos anywhere.’When the 12-strong security phalanx was in place, two of her dancers wrapped Britney in what appeared to be a blanket-hooded poncho. Literally carrying her in both arms, they managed to propel her through the crowds and out of the club.”

An ambulance arrived at Caesars Palace at 2am. Many believe that this was for Britney but her camp is denying that she got ill on New Years Eve. Perhaps all of that partying is finally getting to her or maybe Matt Leinart just tired her out.

Las Vegas actress Nikki Cox tied the knot with comedian Jay Mohr over the weekend. Remember when she was the Kelly Bundy character on that show with the talking bunny? Yeah. That was pretty cool.

Additionally, former teen supermodel Niki Taylor married NASCAR driver Burney Lamar (that’s his real name) last Wednesday. Taylor currently owns a clothing boutique in Nashville. Remember when she was famous? Yeah. That was pretty cool.

That would be an odd name for a school wouldn’t it? So what’s up with the “Oprah Winfrey Leadership Academy for Girls”?

The school Oprah built opened today at a cost of around $40 million dollars. It will educate 150 girls aged 12 and 13. The school will not educate any boys, presumably because boys are fine without fancy book learning. The school will also not educate the other 3350 applicants who didn’t make the cut.

“(the school) Built on 21 hectares, the 28-building campus resembles a luxury hotel with state-of-the-art classrooms, computer and science laboratories, a library, a theatre and a wellness centre. Each girl has a two-bedroom suite.” (link to full story here)

I know this is a good deed, and I’m not claiming South Africa would be better off without it. I just wonder if $40m could have been used more effectively to educate a wider range of a population that needs much in the way of infrastructure help.

She’s still better than Rosie and Trump though, so semi-kudos Oprah.

After spending the latter part of 2006 flashing her goodies and getting fall-down drunk in both California and Arizona, Britney Spears had to leave her 2007 celebration at Pure Nightclub in Las Vegas early. Reports have her ODing, passing out, etc… but her manager/professional liar, Larry Rudolph, denies that Brit Brit’s overindulgence was the cause of her having to leave her party at about 1am.

A source at Pure stated,

“She was absolutely not carried out of the club. Her security and Pure’s security walked her out … She didn’t pass out or faint or any of that.”

VegasPopular.com, however, tells a much different story,

“She had been seated on a VIP tented-cabana bed overlooking the dance floor at 12:50AM talking with one of her male dancers. She intimated she wanted to leave and as she stood up, ’she went into a dead faint and just fell right to the floor.’ Her group pulled her up and lay her on the bed at the same time as her personal security asked for the club to provide at least 10 other security managers to ‘get her out as quickly as possible.’ They surrounded the stricken pop star in an attempt to screen her from all observers and the new years revelers on the crowded dance floor. One woman in the Spears’ entourage yelled, ‘Make sure nobody gets any photos. No photos anywhere.’When the 12-strong security phalanx was in place, two of her dancers wrapped Britney in what appeared to be a blanket-hooded poncho. Literally carrying her in both arms, they managed to propel her through the crowds and out of the club.”

An ambulance arrived at Caesars Palace at 2am. Many believe that this was for Britney but her camp is denying that she got ill on New Years Eve. Perhaps all of that partying is finally getting to her or maybe Matt Leinart just tired her out.

New Years was rung in with a bang by celebrities from coast to coast. Here are some highlights of how celebrities got wasted, hooked up, and ended up giving us some great stories to kick off 2007!

Britney Spears almost dies at Pure in Vegas…no wait she was just really really “tired”…more on this later. [PerezHilton]

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden made out at Ghostbar in Vegas. You think Hillary Duff and Lindsay Lohan had a Feud…wait till she checks this out. [Dlisted]

Lindsay Lohan just looked beat in Miami. For not drinking she looks wasted here. [Mollygood]

Pete Doherty and Kate Moss tie the knot in Phuket, Thailand. Even though he is a drug addict and she just got her career back after a cocaine arrest…it seemed like a good idea at the time. [Daily Mail]

Hope you have recovered from your hangovers…