After dropping the f-bomb on national television, Vanessa Minnillo spends the next few hours getting utterly wasted and attempting to flash New York City. [Mollygood]

It’s been months (and about 20 pounds) since we’ve had a Lindsay-Lohan-in-bikini photo set. [Cele|bitchy]

Paris Hilton graces the folks at Pure with an impromptu performance of “Stars Are Blind.” Not blind enough, figures the audience, and someone pelts her in the eye with ice. [Yeeeah!]

There are three young women at a house party. One is passed out. Another is flashing her breast. And the last is biting the inner thigh of the one who’s half-naked. Guess which one is Mary-Kate Olsen. [I'm Not Obsessed]

Pam Anderson drunk-ass wasted in Vegas on New Years. [Celebrity Smack, more, even more]

Jessica Alba in a bikini. You’re welcome. [IBBB]

Lindsay Lohan and Wilmer Valderrama make nice. [Celebslam]

That elusive Ashlee Simpson nip slip has arrived. [The Blemish]

Fox execs announced today that this will be The OC’s last season.

“This feels like the best time to bring the show to its close,” says Josh Schwartz, the show’s creator and exec producer, by which he means, “We should have canceled this show after the second season, but we’re going to do it now instead.”

This is sad for those of you who care about this show, and totally meaningless to me.

After Britney Spears’ impromptu New Years nap, it’s clear some much-needed rest is in store for the starlet. On New Years Day, she checked into Scottsdale spa Sanctuary, her favorite R&R locale. (I worked out there when I lived in Arizona, and, I swear, they had cable TV on the treadmills before anyone, and it was so awesome. I once made the mistake of showing up right at the start of a VH1 Surreal Life marathon, and I was unbelievably sore the next day.) But is a spa really the last stop for Britney? Many are saying her Lohan-style “exhaustion” may lead to some Lohan-style rehab.

A source tells Life & Style magazine that Britney’s parents have been urging her to get real help for her out-of-control life. “It’s just been heartbreaking for her parents to watch Britney on this downward spiral. It’s so sad.”

To make matters worse, it appears Brit’s “comeback” album may only further her downfall. According to Cindy Adams at Page Six, the half-finished disc has garnered terrible reviews from the top brass at Jive, who have determined that the album either needs to be entirely redone or dropped — along with Britney, whose recent antics have done nothing to help her case. Perhaps a newly single Justin Timberlake should be brought in to produce?

After dropping the f-bomb on national television, Vanessa Minnillo spends the next few hours getting utterly wasted and attempting to flash New York City. [Mollygood]

It’s been months (and about 20 pounds) since we’ve had a Lindsay-Lohan-in-bikini photo set. [Cele|bitchy]

Paris Hilton graces the folks at Pure with an impromptu performance of “Stars Are Blind.” Not blind enough, figures the audience, and someone pelts her in the eye with ice. [Yeeeah!]

There are three young women at a house party. One is passed out. Another is flashing her breast. And the last is biting the inner thigh of the one who’s half-naked. Guess which one is Mary-Kate Olsen. [I'm Not Obsessed]

Pam Anderson drunk-ass wasted in Vegas on New Years. [Celebrity Smack, more, even more]

Jessica Alba in a bikini. You’re welcome. [IBBB]

Lindsay Lohan and Wilmer Valderrama make nice. [Celebslam]

That elusive Ashlee Simpson nip slip has arrived. [The Blemish]

Fox execs announced today that this will be The OC’s last season.

“This feels like the best time to bring the show to its close,” says Josh Schwartz, the show’s creator and exec producer, by which he means, “We should have canceled this show after the second season, but we’re going to do it now instead.”

This is sad for those of you who care about this show, and totally meaningless to me.

Check out Tara Reid miscounting her way into the New Year.

Listen carefully kids.

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Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz have officially called it quits according to Perez Hilton who claims to have the inside scoop on this former golden couple. After a three year relationship that many thought would lead to marriage, Justin has allegedly pulled the plug on “clingy” Cameron.

Justin, 25, and Cameron, 34 were last seen in public on December 16th and did not spend the holidays together which is odd for a couple that seemed to be on their way to marriage. According to Canada.com, “while partying at Senses nightclub in Memphis two days before Christmas, Timberlake told friends ‘the breakup is for keeps.’”

I’ve heard that these two have broken up about thirty times, and I am not sure why I believe it this time, but it seems that these two are dunzo. Thank the lord. I’m so sick of seeing pictures of them surfing. I guess Justin has been heard telling sources that he and Cameron are officially over…lets hear what their reps come up with in a few hours but if all is right in the world we have a new single guy in Hollywood.

Now Justin Timberlake can get back together with Britney Spears…after she gets back from rehab.