I know, I know. Crazy. But Page Six reports that the beautiful Dita Von Teese filed for divorce from the “rocker,” after only a year of marriage (although they dated for several years before that), citing irreconcilable differences. Manson will be served with divorce papers at an L.A. recording studio, since Von Teese can’t seem to get ahold of him any other way.

Says a Dita ally: “He’s not been responsive. She loved him so much, but he has too many demons. He can’t even communicate with her at this point. She tried to tell him she was divorcing him, but she can’t even get him on the phone. She moved out of the house and he hasn’t even noticed.”

Quips another pal: “Well, at least now she won’t have to share her makeup.”

So true.

Well, I guess it’s technically Thursday night right now, but, by the time you all read this, it’ll be Friday. And there’s no need to do real work on Friday.

1. Test your movie know-how with The Invisibles quizzes on FilmWise. I’ll give you a few to start out with. Can you identify these films?

2. Check out Wil Wheaton’s reviews of Star Trek: The Next Generation episodes on TV Squad. I cannot believe it took me so long to discover these. They’re hilarious.

3. Imagine if your favorite (or least favorite) actors got all the film roles they’d auditioned for, or took all the roles they were offered. Michelle Pfeiffer as the star of Basic Instinct? (She turned it down.) Tom Hanks as the lead in Jerry Maguire? Ew! (He passed.) Nicole Kidman as the star of Catwoman? (She was considered but wasn’t offered the role.) Check out more fun facts at NotStarring.com.

4. Check out re-cut movie trailers and trailer mash-ups at TheTrailerMash.com. I’ve posted one of my favorites here. It’s Garden State re-cut to look like a thriller. Plenty more where that came from.

Got other ideas of things to do at work because it’s Friday? What are your favorite time-killing websites? Share them in the comments or email us and we’ll post ‘em. We’re all in this together, folks. Let’s not be any more productive than we have to be.

Paris Hilton actually managed to get fired from her namesake Club Paris. Is there anything this girl can’t do? [The Blemish]

Pics from the Alpha Dog premiere’s after-party, with nary a Cameron Diaz in sight. [Monica Monroe]

K-Fed gets text-dissed by La Lohan. [The Superficial]

Britney Spears is back on the party scene, looking worse than I have ever, ever seen her look. The first pic is vaguely reminiscent of Rosie O’Donnell. [X17]

The “sole remaining” copy of the video of Steve Irwin’s death has been handed over to his widow. [Tabloid Whore]

Nicole Richie hires a shaman to rid her home of whatever “curse” triggered her string of bad luck in 2006. This shaman will, I assume, walk in, flush thirty-six baggies of coke down the toilet, and leave. [Junkiness]

Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson’s publicity train makes a stop in Splitsville. [The Bosh]

Singer/model Tyrese allegedly punched his pregnant girlfriend in the stomach. [Gabsmash]

NEW YORK (AP) — Lindsay Lohan was to have surgery to remove her appendix, her publicist, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, said Thursday. Zelnik said in an e-mail that the 20-year-old actress was “having her appendix removed. She is resting comfortably.”

Well, I hope our girl is feeling better and enjoying ice cream. That said, what kind of publicist needs three names? Thanks for the info Leslie Sloane Zelnik!

Courtney Love once again treats us to her own special brand of crazy, as she posted her New Year’s resolutions on her website, without thinking to run a spell-check (or a sanity-check) beforehand. The New York Daily News picked up these items as their favorites, but you can get the full list here.

* Have a happy satisfied child and family

* sell the pony get a new horse

* try this “thin” anthropoligical experiment — get to my goal weight healthily and stay there

* cahnt for the war in Iraq to cease asap

* chant for Hillary to win

* learn an asian language

* dont peek at tabloids and bad websites, as it absouloutly shatters the Law to make that cause agiants yourself.

* have fantastic sex with commitment and honour with someone whoo treats me as i deserve and dont give my power away

* DO NOT SLLOW MYSELF TO BE A DOORMAT INA RELATIONSHIP EVER EVER AGAIN

* hopefully start another family someday — soon. meet that guy

* know that Kurts spirit is tended to and tend to it daily

* LEARN TO DRIVE

* STOP SMOKING GO TO HYPNI THERAPY AND JUST DAMM WELL STOP

* another year, another year without even wine no matter how hard i try to justify that “wines okay” knw that is the demon voice and put it out of my thoughts

* dont go to nightclubs with 19 year olds

* stay pissed off at the world for song usage

* no more surgery for any reason other than medical until i really need it in my 60s