A special clip of the two lovebirds, just for Hilary Duff.

The efforts continue. I don’t like this much as I liked Box in a Box, but it’s still worth a viewing.

When the Screech thing came out I did my best to repress it, as I’m sure the rest of the nation did. But some new info has come to light, and there are new pull quotes and so we must… um… dive in together. Ready? Let’s get nasty! (Here’s the whole article if you like pain)

Diamond has said the video was a private reel he’d made four years ago on a dare from some poker buddies. “We tried to stop it,” Diamond said recently on “The Dr. Keith Ablow Show.”

Whew! That’s a relief. I mean, it’s bad you made it the first place, but at least you didn’t do it to make a quick buck. Screech power restored! Oh no, wait a sec here, what’s this later on in the article?

“Dustin was in on this deal from the start,” Schmidt (the video’s agent) tells us. “He made this tape in a St. Louis hotel room with two girls last summer with the intention that I would sell it.”

Oh. Huh, seems to be differing stories there. So let’s call that an old fashioned “he said, he said” sort of deal and move on to the meat of the article.

Schmidt suspects Diamond has been doubly deceptive. “I have reason to believe that is not Dustin’s [manhood] in the movie,” says the agent. “You never see his face and his [manhood] in the same shot. If, in fact, he used a body double, I’m going to sue him for defrauding me, Red Light and the American public.”

First off, the word “manhood” is funny. Second, thank fucking god someone is rushing to the aid of the American public; we have an absolute unalienable right to see Screech’s real life cock for our hard earned dollar.

Luckily Screech’s girlfriend (and how I’d like to meet this gem) has some input:

Misner (girlfriend), who isn’t on the tape, says she never would have let Diamond engage in his infamous “Dirty Sanchez” session with two women. But she’s adamant that Diamond didn’t use a stunt organ. “That is all Dustin,” she says. “I would definitely know. I’m proud of my man.”

“Let him prove it,” counters Schmidt. “I want to produce the evidence. Let’s see if he measures up.”

So this is what it’s come to people, Screech getting measured to make sure it was his “A.C. Slater” on the tape, the tape where human excrement is involved. I don’t know, I got nothing. Nothing but fear and regret and the hope that one day I can be someone’s stunt organ.

After several years of relative silence, we have our good ol’, rambling, Billy-Bob’s-blood-in-a-vial-around-my-neck, yeah-we-just-humped-in-the-car, what-else-do-you-want-to-know Angelina Jolie back on the publicity circuit. She continues to give noteworthy interviews, and she doesn’t hold back.

Jolie gave an interview to the UK’s Elle magazine, and she talked about the different relationships she has with her children.

“I think I feel so much more for Madd and Zee because they’re survivors, they came through so much. Shiloh seemed so privileged from the moment she was born. I have less inclination to feel for her…I met my other kids when they were 6 months old, they came with a personality. A newborn really is this…Yes, a blob! But now she’s starting to have a personality…I’m conscious that I have to make sure I don’t ignore her needs, just because I think the others are more vulnerable.”

And, of course, she throws her usual salt in Jen Aniston’s wound while talking about Brad:

“We came together because we’re similar. We didn’t become similar after…He’s a really amazing father – he didn’t just become that around me. You could say he changed me. I wasn’t planning on getting pregnant. I’m the one that got knocked up! So if you look at it that way, it was me who had the reversal.”

Check out more highlights of the interview (including Jolie’s opinion on Madonna’s recent adoption) here.

Here is a quote that will make real actors out there want to hit Justin Timberlake in the face. When asked how he prepared for his role in Alpha Dog and if he took acting lessons to aid in his transition from a pop tart to serious actor Justin gushed that,

“I took classes when I was really young. I just use that as much as possible. For me, it seems more natural not to do as much as that.”

So he wasn’t so much “acting” but just “being himself.” Awesome…and do you wonder why this movie has taken about 2 years to get released?

Thank You Ted Casablanca…you are glorious.