Jessica Simpson had an Ashlee moment at the Kennedy Center honors for Dolly Parton. After singing Dolly Parton’s classic “9-5″ Jessica, looking quite nervous said to the crowd “so nervous” then exited the stage. I guess the audience did not clap and seemed stunned at Jess’s behavior. At the end of the show Jessica appeared to be crying when all of the artists returned to the stage. There is a question to if her performance will be edited out of the show because of her strange behavior which is sad for Jess since things haven’t really gone her way as of late. Maybe she was so scared that because of her declining career she might actually have to “gasp” take a 9-5 job. I mean, that would scare me to tears too.

The Kennedy Center Honors airs December 26th at 9 PM on CBS.

UPDATE: Best Week Ever has the best fake liveblogging of this event EVER.

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*NSYNCer Lance Bass and his boyfriend, Reichen Lehmkuhl, have parted ways, according to TMZ.com. Lance’s publicist issued a statement confirming the split, which is rumored to have come as a surprise to Reichen, who’d been denying any split to family and mutual friends.

This summer, the two caused quite a stir when their relationship led boy-bander and Cosmonaut hopeful Bass to come out of the closet, creating bitter disappointment among 12-year-old girls everywhere (and, sadly, a college sorority sister of mine, who is probably in for a lifetime of doomed relationships).

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Ladies and gentlemen, via Spiteful Lars, Josh Rouse. Our lovely blogger told me to check this guy out and I am so happy that I did. I love this guy and “It Looks Like Love” is one of my new favorite songs. His voice is velvet and the music has a great bouncy pop feel that makes for perfect driving/riding on the subway music. This will make you happy, espically if you are in one of those states that has finally slipped into winter.

Admittedly, this is a quote of an alleged quote from CelebBitchy.com but it sounds to me like vintage Paltrow. On living in jolly old England she’s rumored to have opined:

“I like living here because I don’t fit into the bad side of American psychology. The British are much more intelligent and civilized than the Americans,” the 34-year-old added.”

CelebBitchy says they’d be surprised if it was an accurate quote but I sure as hell wouldn’t be. Her Imdb page is littered with pro-Brit anti-American stuff. Which, let’s face it, is fine. She married Coldplay and she lives there. She’s living her silly quotes unlike most of the celeb world.

Here at the EvilBeet we owe much of our livelihood to Brit Spears so it’s only fitting that we say Happy Birthday lover!

Rumor has it that her AND her vagina had dinner at the Mr. Chow restaurant (where I’m told the Fish n’ Chips is off the charts). Afterwards:

Britney Spears was joined by Paris Hilton to celebrate Spears’ 25th birthday Saturday night at Hyde Lounge in Los Angeles, says Hilton’s publicist, Elliot Mintz.

I have no idea why Hilton’s publicist is divulging this, I can only surmise it’s to fend off the “they spent her bday turning tricks” rumors.

Man, that turned spiteful quickly eh? Okay, I return you to our original thought, we love you Brit and hope turning 25 will lead you towards the light.

X17 has a super cute video of Britney at Mr. Chows and Hyde. It is a little freaky how the paparazzi get up in her face. [X17Online]

Everyone has advice for Britney on her big 25 Birthday. Here is a 12 Step Plan for the Pop Princess to get back on top. [The Washington Post]

Britney Spears wears panties…kind of granny panties but you gotta give her props for trying. [DListed]

Britney and Brandon in the bathroom? Say it isn’t so. [Page Six]

Via Celebitchy, Amy Poehler doing “Weekend Update” on SNL.

“Speaking of Britney Spears, I’d just like to take a minute to address this latest trend, flashing your bizness while coming in, and or, leaving a limousine. Ladies (read: Britney, Paris, and Lindsay, but especially Britney), you need to cool it. Nobody wants to see your baby factory. Look, I get it, I’ve been in this business for 65 years. I know how it works. Flashing Beav is part of the game. But if your gonna do it at least get paid for it…….The point is, you guys are making Tara Reid look like Audry Hepburn. What’s next? Shots of stars pooping out of a window? And lastly, ladies, what’s up with all the deforestation going on down there? You need hair down there! It’s a backup system for underwear! Even when you’re showin’ it, you’re not really showin’ it! There was a time when a lady garden was as big as a slice of New York pizza. Then, it turned into an upside down John Waters mustache. Now, every girl is as smooth as Joey Lawrence’s head! Global warming? You decide. But remember, I always believe a woman’s nethers should be shrouded in mystery.”

Will we ever stop talking about Britney’s va jay jay? Not anytime soon ladies and gentlemen.