You Are a Spoiled Asshole
December 26th, 2006 by Evil Beet
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie spent Christmas with Colombian refugees in Costa Rica, while Jennifer Aniston lit holiday cigarettes with $100 bills and stirred vodka into her hot cocoa using the bones of the orphan children she’s trapped and killed.
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