Project Runway host Heidi Klum and husband Seal sent their latest creation down that fabulous runway of life on Tuesday. (Look, just be grateful I didn’t make the runway/birth canal parallel I was trying for originally.) Klum (well, Seal) made the announcement on her website:

TO OUR CHILDREN, A BROTHER TO OUR PARENTS, A GRANDSON TO MY WIFE AND I, A SON TO OUR FAMiLY, A BLESSING JOHAN RILEY FYODOR TAIWO SAMUEL WAS BORN AN 11/22/06 AT 17:01 in L.A. WEIGHING 8 LBS 11 OUNCES. HE IS HEALTHY, BEAUTIFUL AND LOOKS JUST LIKE HIS MOTHER.

Klum and Seal have another son, Henry Guenther Ademola Dashtu Damuel, age one. Klum also has a two-year-old daughter, Leni, from a previous relationship.

Perhaps Mr. Britney Spears won’t have to resort to selling sex tapes after all. While his soon-to-be ex-wife traverses the country on Paris Hilton’s coattails, Kevin Federline has reportedly been offered nearly $300,000 to appear on the U.K.’s Celebrity Big Brother.

According to an insider, “Kevin is hugely entertaining because he takes himself really seriously - even though no one else does. He’ll be great for the show because it’s all about larger-than-life characters.” Although Federline’s “real” fans should not be counted out — X17 snuck cameras into his recent House of Blues show, and caught Kevin leading an (unironically) cheering crowd in a chorus of — if I’m hearing this right — “Fuck K-Fed.” I’m not sure I completely understand the context, but about halfway through the film someone holds a Long Island iced tea up in the air, and that’s really all the explanation I need.

I hope you enjoy this half as much as I do. Please also note the overall shape of the NutMobile. Good on ya Planters!

Personally I don’t understand why Evil B and Evil T get the day off while I am forced to watch the Evil Lab. I know I’m the new guy, but that seems arbitrary.

The good news is it’s just you and me (my little lonely Thanksgiving web surfer) and we can break the rules a little around here. Hey, what’s that noise?

Why, it’s Thanksgiving Music Thursday!

Very pleasing yes? It’s the band that you first heard on the Cruel Intentions soundtrack, Placebo, back and updated for this new generation with a fun song called “meds.”

Crap. I just heard a noise coming from the Evil laundry room. Maybe I’ll check back with you later if I survive.

Okay, okay, I was seriously going to go away for the night, but then I came across this article from — where else? — ChinaDaily:

Robbie Williams and Lisa D’Amato get it on. The twosome reportedly have been dating for a month.

It is said that the singer has been seeing Lisa since he met her at a party in Hollywood last month.

“Robbie and Lisa hit it off immediately and swapped numbers the first night they met,” said a source. “Lisa is young, gorgeous and fun to be around and they are getting on really well.”

“It’s only early days but Robbie seems really confident it is going somewhere. It takes a lot for Robbie to trust a girl, but he is completely relaxed around Lisa,” the source added. “She has been spending quite a lot of time at his place, which proves just how keen he is.”

Lisa D’Amato, for those of you who don’t remember her, was the drunkie favorite on cycle 5 of America’s Next Top Model (although she got booted toward the end for some dumbass, unwarranted reason). Robbie Williams, of course, is the British pop singer/heartthrob. Random! Well, you go girl! I always liked her.

Eagle-eyed Beet reader Anna emails us advising we check out the Library of America Collection on Amazon.com. This $4000 compilation of classic gems of Americana includes the complete novels of William Faulker (in five volumes), the reportage of World War II and Vietnam and the writings of our revered Founding Fathers.

The good folks at Amazon.com always take the time to include a “Better Together” recommended companion product for your intended purchase.

So, what does Amazon.com suggest you pick up to perfectly complement these “authoritative, unabridged texts?”

Why, that other celebrated contribution to classic Americana: Adam Sandler in Click.

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. Beet out.

That’s a weird math equation. Clay wouldn’t do either Ripa or Rosie, Rosie would probably put the hammer down on Ripa, but I’m guessing Ripa would pass on Mr. “McUseMyHandsBecauseICan’tThink” (that may be the longest McFakeLastName joke ever, EvilB let’s put an intern on researching that).

Anyway, the news from The View is that everything is fine and could we please move on to talking about Babwa Wa-Wa’s wisp again?

Walters said:

“This is what I want to say. Rosie O’Donnell is one of the kindest, most sensitive people I know. And so is our friend Kelly Ripa. And Rosie and Kelly talked yesterday after the show. Rosie and Clay Aiken have talked. And all is well with the world, and all is well with them. So let’s move on.”

Hmm. Rosie may indeed be kind, in fact I fondly I remember that one day she brought me lunch without my even asking, but I’d take a bit of umbrage at that “sensitive” label. Unless sensitive means butting your nose into other people’s affairs and then totally screwing someone over whom you’re professing to defend. Then, by all means, she’s as sensitive as all get-out.

Yay!!!

The lawyer who writes the Crazy Days and Nights blog posted a sort of blind item today, implying that someone big in the music industry has been using an unknown singer’s vocals on, well, all her albums. The real singer, who he refers to as “S,” has not been getting her usual hush money, and now wants to come forward with her story. The famous singer, who he refers to as “MV” (for Milli Vanilli), has been “recording” since 2001, has had several hit songs and at least one gold record. The kids at Idolator have narrowed it down to four top guesses: Alicia Keys, Jessica Simpson, Mandy Moore and Christina Millian. They’re going with Mandy Moore.

What do you think?