Busy at day job, so posting will be slow today. To busy yourselves, check out this piece Maureen Dowd did for Rolling Stone on Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert.

You too can be a part of Shanna Moakler’s “Divorce Party” at Light, the club in the Bellagio. Wow, way to be shameless girl. Shanna, since her separation, has gotten into a public feud with Paris Hilton, rode a “Glacier” into New York’s harbor to promote Smirnoff Vodka, and now is having a party to celebrate her broken marriage.

I wonder where her kids are in all of this? Her husband is doing Paris Hilton and she is off throwing parties in Vegas. Way to be parents Barkers!

Thanks to [Perez Hilton] for some great Shanna Moakler coverage.

After 35 years hosting the game show, Bob Barker will retire from The Price is Right next June. “I will be 83 years old on December 12, and I’ve decided to retire while I’m still young,” the beloved daytime personality told the Associated Press. “I’m just reaching the age where the constant effort to be there and do the show physically is a lot for me.”

I’m not even going to try to find an original way to make the “price is wrong” joke here, since none of the 5000 bloggers who tried did very well with it anyway. Instead, I’m including this video of the Bob Barker scene in Happy Gilmore. You know the one.

I’ll also link to a little montage the kids at College Humor put together awhile back, just to remind Barker what he’s walking away from: the best bouncing boobs in the program’s long history (or at least the portion of it available digitally). I just have to note that the girl with the HUGEST boobs in the SMALLEST shirt hails from my very own alma mater, Arizona State University.

GO SUN DEVILS!

A lucky garbage man finds 200 nude photos of Marcia Cross in her garbage and is planning to sell them to the highest bidder. Cross has hired a lawyer to get them back. Note to Marcia: a shredder would have been cheaper. [Hollywood Rag]

Mischa Barton and her boyfriend, Whitestarr frontman Cisco Adler, may be calling it quits. [Pop on the Pop]

Viacom Overlord Sumner Redstone puts his dentures back in for long enough to give us a few more soundbytes on why he kicked Tom Cruise to the curb. [Yeeeah!]

Courtney Love reveals that she was pursuaded to enter rehab through the efforts of none other than drunk driver extraordinaire Mel Gibson. The Kabbalah thing she picked up elsewhere. [Hollyscoop]

Brad Pitt learns of his half-naked appearance on a Vanity Fair cover along with the rest of the nation. [TMZ]