Archive for November, 2006

Britney Spears Fans are Real Smart

Tuesday, November 7th, 2006

I figure Britney Spears Day is an appropriate time to link to Google’s list of all the ways people spell her name when searching for her. Among them:

britnary spears
bitany spears
britnea spears
brytnei spears
britiney spears

To be fair, here at The Beet, we get at least 5 or 10 hits a day from people searching for “Brad Beet.” I’m serious.

The Mystery of Britney’s Breasts

Tuesday, November 7th, 2006

This is a classic little ditty from Liquid Generation. I find it quite amusing and I hope you do to. I really don’t care anymore if Britney got a boob job. It is a little trip down memory lane.

Click here to enjoy “The Mystery of Britney’s Breasts”

Note from the Editor: It’s Britney Spears Day. Get Used to It.

Tuesday, November 7th, 2006

I’ve given Evil T permission to post exclusively about Britney Spears’ hot body today, if she sees fit to do so. Because, around The Beet, we are always rooting for Britney Spears.

I won’t be around much, so enjoy Britney Spears Day on The Beet!

Thank You TMZ

Tuesday, November 7th, 2006

I might be posting about Britney Spears all day. Really folks.
Here is the clip TMZ posted of her adorable visit to David Letterman.
She is totally back on her way to being my body idol.

Kinky Bitch…New Hot Body

Tuesday, November 7th, 2006

To add to the Evil Beet’s post…miss Britney Spears is looking hot these days. I saw a clip last night of her on “Daivd Letterman” and I was thrilled for Miss Spears. Finally she ditched her trailer trash look of late, got a hot new hairdo and was simply radiant. Britney’s back!

For some odd reason, nobody has put this up on YouTube or iFilm yet so for right now enjoy this link to [PerezHilton] I’ll be sure to put up video when it is all set to go!

Enjoy!

Britney Spears is Legally One Kinky Bitch

Tuesday, November 7th, 2006

An L.A. judge has dismissed a libel suit brought by Britney Spears which accused Us Weekly of defamation for running a story about a sex tape she allegedly made with K-Fed. The suit was filed last year by Brit and her hubby (who MSN refers to as “dancer Kevin Federline” — ha!), and sought $10M in damages for a story the magazine ran under the headline “Brit & Kev: Secret Sex Tape? New parents have a new worry: racy footage from 2004.”

Judge Lisa Hart Cole concluded the headline was not defamatory, as Brit-Brit “put her modern sexuality squarely, and profitably, before the public eye.” She cited examples from Britney and Kevin’s brief and painful venture into reality television, Chaotic, which included shots of Britney filming Kevin in the shower and interviewing him on a bus, while she was naked, and “otherwise catching plaintiff talking uninhibitedly about her sex life.” Okay: how lucky are Judge Cole’s law clerks? Can you even imagine the talk in the cafeteria?

Judge Cole’s Clerk: Hey, man, what’d you do today?
Less Fortunate Clerk: Oh, you know, reviewed 150 pages of case law, suggested a dismissal on in rem jurisdiction, ordered lunch for the boss. You?
JCC: The usual. Got in early, had a cup of coffee, billed eight hours watching Britney Spears talk about her sex life in low-cut shirts. Rough day.
LFC: I hate you.
JCC: Yeah. Good potato salad today, though.
LFC: I hate you.

Link Me Hard

Tuesday, November 7th, 2006

They are remaking Dirty Dancing, and Mario Lopez is on the short list of celebs to star in the Patrick Swayze role, and still I wait, patient and hopeful, for my Lark Voorhies comeback. [ICYDK]

The Anna Nicole saga continues. This week, she’s worried her son is sad in the afterlife, because “he doesn’t know anybody.” [Junkiness]

Courtney Love is finding it hard to get laid in sobriety. [MollyGood]

Check out the first single from AmIdol’s Chris Daughtry, “It’s Not Over.” Honestly, an AmIdol fourth-placer is calling his first single “It’s Not Over.” I can’t even pick a joke. [Tabloid Whore]

The Los Angeles Galaxy wants to sign David Beckham if he doesn’t renew his contract with Real Madrid. [BBC Sport]

Is Nick Lachey planning to propose to Vanessa Minnillo on his birthday this Thursday? For the sake of Friday’s blogging, please let it be so! [Hollyscoop]

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