Archive for November, 2006

Election, What?

Wednesday, November 8th, 2006

Brit-Brit’s divorce docs prove she “faked” her wedding. The day everyone thought she married Federsperm at a Studio City residence, September 18, was not actually her wedding date. She and Federdon’t didn’t actually get married until October 6.
Looks like the ‘pubs’ll keep the Senate, but the Dems might take the House. Stay tuned.

Lindsay Lohan ::Hearts:: Courtney Love

Wednesday, November 8th, 2006

Since I’m loathe to let other news fall through the cracks on Britney Spears (Divorce) Day, I must note that Gawker ran a piece today containing an excerpt from Courtney Love’s new book, Dirty Blonde. The excerpt was an email conversation between C-Lo and LiLo. The subject is the nasty profile Vanity Fair ran on Lohan. If you read very carefully and slowly, it’s almost like they’re using the same English language as I do.

Subject: Keep your chin up
I realise now that as hardcore as it was, it made me alot more interesting and somehow employable. Keep your chin up. Noones giving it a second though. I bet its hard because you’re in it, but just keep creative and surrounded by good people. Courtney

Subject: Re: Keep your chin up
You first off, are so amazing, and introspective and kind and I really admire your perspective on things, as well as you taking the time to be so curteous in my situation and these sickofans that invest in our lives that we work for and aspire to have. People that are so unhappy with their own lives that they have to pry and lie about anothers . . .
But again, you, second off, its really rad that you’re even emailing me and have so much care to give me your insight because you’re bloody fucking genius in all the things you do, amongst all the shit you’ve been through . . .
Can we meet sometimes and talk and chat like normal people so that I can pick your brain?
Also, my mommy says hello and she loves you tons. Hehe :) . . . I need to go to a gym! Peace and Love, Lindsay

I Have a Sixth Sense About These Things

Tuesday, November 7th, 2006

I declared it “Britney Spears Day”
She got divorced.
Best News Ever.
:)

Here are some Britney Spears Divorce Links for Your Evening:

Perez has a barrage of great articles of their last final days as a couple including an explosive weekend in NYC that was the nail in the coffin for the relationship [PerezHilton]

Defamer thinks MTV’s plague of bees is god showing displeasure at this holy relationship being over. [Defamer]

A classic “Letter of Fug” from Brit to Kevin. And I quote, “I hope your cornrows all fall out and you trip on your manpris and you break your face and you crash your car.” Actually I hope she takes his stupid car she bought for him away. [GoFugYourself]

America’s Camelot Has Ended, even puppies are sad. [The Gilded Moose]

Oh, it is also election day too. You better vote!!!! God (in all forms) Bless America!

Britney Spears Day Continues: Her Divorce Petition

Tuesday, November 7th, 2006

Enjoy!

HOLY SHIT: Britney Spears Files for DIVORCE

Tuesday, November 7th, 2006

THIS IS NOT A JOKE.

And on Britney Spears Day!

We’ll have details as they come.

Update: From TMZ:

Spears filed legal papers today in Los Angeles County Superior Court, citing “irreconcilable differences.” In her petition, Spears asks for both legal and physical custody of the couple’s two children, one-year old Sean Preston and two-month old Jayden James, with Federline getting reasonable visitation rights.
As for money, sources tell TMZ the couple, who married in Sept. 2004, has an iron-clad prenup. Not surprisingly, Spears is waiving her right to spousal support. She’s also asking the judge to make each party pay their own attorney’s fees.
Spears gives the date of separation as yesterday, the same day she flaunted her incredible revamped physique during a surprise appearance on David Letterman’s show. Sources tell TMZ there was no single reason for Britney pulling the plug, rather, it was “a string of events.”

UpdateUpdate: Note to Faith Hill: YOU GOT LUCKY, BITCH.

B and David Y’all Sittin in a Tree

Tuesday, November 7th, 2006

Via the geniuses at “Best Week Ever,” here are some amazing clips of Britney Spears on David Letterman throughout her career. They put together a lovely time line which is quite amusing since I never really caught on to how she was using Dave as her little PR machine. The folks at David Letterman should be happy since he get has gotten the scoop on the Pop Princesses milestones.

By clicking on this link you get what you ask? Clips of classic Dave and B moments!

1) Britney Spears last night. (I’m not fat anymore y’all)
2) Britney announcing that she and K-Fed are expecting baby #2 (Favorite Quote: I’m still fat because I’m pregnant y’all!)
3) Britney and Kevin trying to get people to watch “Chaotic” (Favorite Quote: Kevin’s normal and I’m happy y’all!)
4) Britney shows off her new SEXY image trying to promote “Britney” (Favorite Quote: Keep Buying my Albums y’all!)
5) Britney, hot and underage shows her belly off to the world before it would hold K-Fed’s spawn just a bit down the road. (Favorite Quote: I’m Britney Spears and I want to be famous y’all).

Disclaimer: This above pic is from the appearance where Britney announced she was preggos. NOT last night.

Brief Interruption

Tuesday, November 7th, 2006

I’m going to interrupt Britney Spears Day, just for a sec, because I’ve just received word that Kristin Cavallari is probably sleeping with Jason Wahler. I know what you’re thinking: “Isn’t that old news?” No, no, LC used to sleep with Jason Wahler, not Kristin. “But, wait, I thought Kristin already slept with LC’s ex.” No, LC already slept with Kristin’s ex, Brody Jenner. “I thought Nicole Richie did that.” She did, too. “Does Stephen Colletti figure in here at all?” No. “Thank God.”
And as long as we’re interrupting:

Check out Faith Hill’s freak-out when Best Female Vocalist went to Carrie Underwood at the CMAs.

Also, the Hiltons and the Olsens are swapping men again.

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