Archive for October, 2006

Kate Moss Topless and Dancing

Saturday, October 28th, 2006

While you all are hard at work solving my movie puzzle, you might want to take a short break to relax, have a cup of coffee, and check out Kate Moss topless and dancing. It’s mesmerizing, really.

I Need Your Help!

Saturday, October 28th, 2006

This is a link to a ridiculously addictive game, sponsored by M&Ms. It’s a big Halloween-style picture, and you have to find the 50 movie titles represented in the picture. Some are pretty obvious, and some are impossible. My coworker and I dedicated a great deal of the workday to this today (I mean, come on, you have to take breaks from blogging every now and then), and, with our powers combined, we got 40 out of 50. But there’s no answer key! So I am stumped on the last 10! Help me, readers! Here’s what I need:

  • The woman carrying the two children (Thanks Tina!)
  • The three children dancing in a circle (Thanks to — no shit — my mom!)
  • The giant baby lying on his back (Thanks to Oliver/my early-morning vision)
  • Both items on the stairs (the green M&M and the two men) (Thanks to Miss Dee Chester!)
  • The snapped branch (I’m retarded — this wasn’t even a clue — the other clue is the steps themselves, which I got thanks to Miss Dee!)
  • The grim reaper inside the circular fence (Thanks to Miss Dee!)
  • The hunched-over man with the lantern (Thanks to Miss Dee!)
  • The man with baskets on his head and feet (Thanks to Oliver!)
  • The planets (Thanks to Miss Dee Chester and the anonymous commenter!)

Leave the answers in the comments or email me. If you’re stumped on any of the others, I’ve got answers! I’m willing to trade!

Update: Got ‘em all! Thanks guys!!! YOU ROCK!!!

Quote of the Day

Friday, October 27th, 2006

“Don’t take this the wrong way, but you look like Paris Hilton.”

A customer at LA restaurant Koi, to Paris Hilton.

Nicole Richie Thinks You Are Retarded

Friday, October 27th, 2006

Nicole Richie is stumped. The 25-year-old celebutard checked into a treatment facility this week, because she just plumb can’t figure out why she can’t put on any weight. That’s so funny. Because it totally didn’t seem to be a problem for her at all until a couple years ago. But I suppose a lot of women go through that experience in their mid-20s. As their metabolism changes and they move into adulthood and engage in internationally publicized feuds with their sharp-taloned ex-best friends, they just drop massive amounts of weight for no reason whatsoever. Richie’s camp has managed to rule out one possibility for sure: she is absolutely, positively, without a doubt, not eating disorded. Says her rep:

Nicole Richie has decided to undergo diagnostic treatment to determine why she’s not been putting on any weight. She is working with a team of doctors and specialists whose focus is nutrition. It is important to Nicole that she achieves this goal in a healthy way as this is not a treatment for an eating disorder.

What will this “diagnostic treatment” unveil? A particularly persistent form of irritable bowel syndrome? Hypothyroidism? A leak? Only time will tell. In the meantime, Nicole’s rep is unloading some of the starlet’s assets to cover the cost of treatment, and she has a bridge available, if you’re interested.

Link-tastic

Friday, October 27th, 2006

Jared Leto has gone from attacking bloggers in the press to attacking them at MTV awards shows, with some Elijah Wood choking thrown in just, you know, so we’ll take him seriously from now on. [Pink is the New Blog]

Mariah Carey’s Hong Kong concert is canceled. Promoters say it was due to poor ticket sales and Carey’s “unreasonable demands.” Carey’s camp says the promoter didn’t pay. You be the judge. Or, you know, just go on with your life. [Celebrity Smack]

Sara Evans and her husband, Craigslist surfer extraordinaire Craig Schelske, settle their divorce details. Access Hollywood has the courtroom scene on video. [Access Hollywood]

Danny Bonaduce drops his pants on the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, airing this Friday. I link to this item only because a kindly CBS PR flack emailed me yesterday to make me aware of it, and certainly not because I have any idea who Craig Ferguson is or why he has a television show. Actually, the same is true of Danny Bonaduce. [Hollywood Gossip Whores]

Somehow — somehow — Tara Reid thinks that, if more movies went straight to download, as her most recent one did, more actors would have jobs. Christ. There aren’t enough italics for this. [BWE]

The More You Know

Friday, October 27th, 2006

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Once again. I love John Krasinski.

Fashion Victim of the Week

Friday, October 27th, 2006

Oh Miss Mary Kate. I understand that you are still trying to rock the “Boho” or “Homeless-Chic” look. The only problem is is that it has gotten out of control. Perhaps I could forgive the fact that you haven’t brushed or washed your hair in a few days. Perhaps I could forgive the whole plaid situation. The issue I have to take with your outfit is YOU LOOK LIKE YOU ARE NOT WEARING PANTS. Honey, if you wear leggings, be sure you are covering up your lady parts. Or wear leggings that are a little more opaque. She totally is in need of a makeover. Where are Cher and Dionne when you need them?

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