Remember that chick from Whale Rider? She was 13 when she became the youngest-ever nominee for Best Actress for her role in the 2002 film. She hasn’t done much since — a Star Wars film here and there, sleepover parties, after-school sports, get knocked up by her 19-year-old boyfriend. You know, the usual kid stuff.

• Brad and Angelina are forced to exercise amongst the unwashed masses, despite their earnest pleas to be spared such indignity.
• Just what Kelly Ripa needs: another television show.

• I bet Dane Cook and Jessica Simpson have really deep pillow talk. “I know many consider Thus Spoke Zarathustra to be Nietzsche’s most important work, Jess, but I’ve personally always felt it to be Ecce Homo, with it’s ultimate emphasis on transvaluation.” “I concur, Dane. So very heartily.”
• Sigourney Weaver injures her knee on a trampoline while filming a movie. “You have to learn what not to do with your knees,” says the actress, ostensibly to Lindsay Lohan.

I don’t know where or how Defamer found this clip, but if anyone knows where I can find the Saved by the Bell episode where there’s a “roach” in the boys locker room, I can die happy.

This sound clip made the Internet rounds awhile back, but a friend sent it to me again today, and I thought it worthy of posting here. You may not want to listen to it at work — you’ll probably laugh out loud.

Rolling around the Internet today is this clip from last night’s Project Runway reunion, where they showed previously unseen footage of Vincent Libretti freaking out after a PR staffer mishandled his laundry.

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I hate that these actually look kind of sweet. Nothing is particularly offensive here. Except for her fake eyelashes — Anna Nicole should be careful, lest she accidentally overdose on those things.

More pics of these shenanigans here.