Archive for October, 2006

Vince Vaughn’s New Girl Has a Really Great Personality

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006


[via PerezHilton]

You Can Please Some of the Browsers Some of the Time…

Tuesday, October 10th, 2006

We’re getting a make-over here at The Beet, and we hear murmurings that it’s not working out so hot for all of your browsers. If you’re having a problem viewing posts in the new format, shoot us an email. If you could let us know what browser you’re using and what version, and explain the problem, we’ll love you forever. If you attach a screen shot of the problem, too, you are so getting laid.

Donald Trump Thinks Angelina Jolie’s a Dirty Slut

Tuesday, October 10th, 2006

Finally The Donald and I agree on something. Because I’m still mad that Randal beat out Rebecca, and that was like 8 seasons ago. From a recent interview on Larry King Live.

KING: OK, back to some thing current. You recently applauded Brad Pitt’s stance on not marrying Angelina Jolie. I believe you said that you consider everyone — when he said everyone should be married but don’t bug him, why?

TRUMP: Well, look, number one, I know her father. Her father is a nice guy. I think she treats him like a dog but maybe they have some kind of a thing.

KING: Yes, why, he’s a good guy?

TRUMP: I mean this poor sap he comes along and he practically begs her, “I want to see my grandson. I want to see this.” I mean if I were with him, I’d say “Forget it. It’s over.”

KING: He’s also a great actor, Jon Voight.

TRUMP: I think he’s a great actor and she just treats him terribly. She’s been with so many guys she makes me look like a baby, OK, with the other side. And, I just don’t even find her attractive. That has nothing to do with why I said it though.

He made that statement, right, and he made it like he’s doing this wonderful thing for humanity. I think he probably made it just because he doesn’t want to get married, which is, you know, not so bad.

KING: You’ve been quoted…

TRUMP: But I’m not a fan of hers as you probably noticed.

Check out more of the transcript for Trump’s esteemed opinions on K-Fed and Paris Hilton.

Vince Vaughn Making Out with Some Chick

Tuesday, October 10th, 2006

Bad day for Jennifer Aniston, good day for The Sun. After knocking it out of the ballpark with their hard-hitting headline on the North Korean nuclear crisis, they report that a drunken Vaughn was making out with a mystery blonde in London:

The comedy actor got up close with the mystery girl after arriving for a London showbiz bash in a stained sweatshirt and with the fly of his jeans undone.The Dodgeball funnyman’s unkempt appearance amazed fellow guests at the after-show party for a theatre event he starred in.

Seriously, The Sun is on fire. (Har har har). Now if only they could find a copy-editor who knows how to spell “theater.”

MTV So Ready to Infect You

Tuesday, October 10th, 2006

MTV comes out with a Room Raiders for the born-after-1995 set — Meet or Delete is a dating show in which contestants are allowed to rummage through one another’s computers. The premise itself isn’t terrible, and allows for all the interacting-with-ex-girlfriend-via-IM drama that Room Raiders lacked, but, as Gawker points out, the show’s current viral marketing is retarded.

Firstly, they’ve located their viral video at the following URL:

http://mod.mtv.tv/viral/film1_640-480px.jhtml

And it looks more like unused footage from The Ring than a plug for a dating show.

On the other hand, though, I’m writing about it.

The British Are Brilliant

Tuesday, October 10th, 2006


From today’s edition of The Sun.

[via BestWeekEver]

[you know, I accidentally mistyped that as BestWeedEver, and it occurred to me that, if you were smart, you'd buy that domain name]

"Fashion Show at Lunch!"

Tuesday, October 10th, 2006

From last week’s episode of The Office. Somehow, it gets funnier every time I watch it.

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